# Awe, look at the cute little kitty... WTF!?!? (TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649 "2011-07-28T18:03:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/1 "2011-07-28T18:03:10Z")
I go to the bathroom and sit upon my throne. As I’m sitting there, my cat comes strolling in and jumps into my shorts I have sitting around my ankles. At the time I thought it was slightly amusing. I gave him a couple of pets. After a brief moment, he jumps away and goes about his day. After that, I finished my business and pull up my shorts. All the sudden, I notice this wet sensation in the back of my bum. I pulled my shorts back off and holy shit! The f’n cat PEED in there!! GAH!! :mad:😃 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/2 "2011-07-28T18:28:03Z")
Kitty’s trying to tell you something. Possibly, “Kill Me.” ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/3 "2011-07-28T18:38:11Z")
Smart cat. I can see him giving you this look —\> :dubious: and saying, with heavy sarcasm, “Okay, tell me again how _I_ pissed _your_ pants?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/4 "2011-07-28T18:39:36Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Kitty’s trying to tell you something. Possibly, “Kill Me.” I vote for “Your shorts smell like a litter box.” Alternately, maybe he felt you were engaging in a bonding moment by peeing together. Or he was mad at you for pissing in his giant water bowl. ---
**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/5 "2011-07-28T18:40:23Z")
That’s what you get for taking a dump in his [water bowl](http://bp0.blogger.com/_dQuacLNyX8E/SJZOcv9u7zI/AAAAAAAABf0/y0ccBXWWC24/s1600-h/Toilet+Bat.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/6 "2011-07-28T18:56:30Z")
I can’t stop laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/7 "2011-07-28T19:16:02Z")
Leave the sweats over the toilet. Monitor further peeing. If successful, eventually remove the sweats…potty trained! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/8 "2011-07-28T19:24:55Z")
Maybe the dingus bait your baby. ---
**Author:** ![perfectparanoia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a5b964/32.png) [@perfectparanoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/perfectparanoia)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/9 "2011-07-28T21:08:44Z")
This made me smile. Thanks! (Aside: why is it that cats feel the need to join us in the bathroom, anyway?) ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/10 "2011-07-28T21:17:45Z")
> [@perfectparanoia](#): > > This made me smile. Thanks! > > (Aside: why is it that cats feel the need to join us in the bathroom, anyway?) You’re a captive audience with hands available for the pettin’s. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/11 "2011-07-28T21:33:50Z")
Go pee in its litter box. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/12 "2011-07-28T22:02:44Z")
Thank you so very, very much. I really needed that laugh. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/13 "2011-07-29T03:21:38Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Go pee in its litter box. Not an equivalent retribution. **Shakes** needs to go pee on the cat. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/14 "2011-07-29T13:07:51Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Kitty’s trying to tell you something. Possibly, “Kill Me.” This. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/15 "2011-07-29T13:43:21Z")
Hey, he coulda pooped there. ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/16 "2011-07-29T13:50:50Z")
Fat Freddy: No cat poo in the shoes. Good little kitty! Fat Freddy’s Cat: Just wait until you put on your stereo headphones, Freddy. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/17 "2011-07-29T14:42:08Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Not an equivalent retribution. **Shakes** needs to go pee on the cat. I can hear it now… [Bill Murray]“Whoa! Whoa! Whoa…! Nice Shootin’, Tex…”[/Bill Murray] ---
**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/18 "2011-07-29T15:18:48Z")
When my cat has a UTI he’ll come and pee right in front of me, or right beside me (two weeks ago I was on my bed reading and he snuggled up to me and peed on the bed (and me, a bit). It’s like he’s trying to tell me he hurts. Being gone 12 hours a day for work, and having 14 animals to care for, it’s easy to miss the fact a cat is straining in a covered litterbox. This is his way of getting my attention. And boy, did it. StG ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/19 "2011-07-29T17:36:18Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Not an equivalent retribution. **Shakes** needs to go pee on the cat. Or at least the cat’s pants! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649/20 "2011-07-29T18:24:35Z")
Or the cat’s pajamas! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awe-look-at-the-cute-little-kitty-wtf-tmi/590649.md?page=2)