# Awesome T-Shirts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496 "2016-09-10T04:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/1 "2016-09-10T04:07:54Z")
[I bought this t-shirt yesterday.](https://www.amazon.com/Shirt-Woot-Reading-Rambo-T-Shirt-Slate/dp/B00M9L7IJE) Shoutout to **Asimovian** for bringing it to my attention. [I own this t-shirt.](http://amorphia-apparel.com/copilot-a-nietzsche-christian-parody-atheist-philosophy-shirt/) All right, show me your stuff! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/2 "2016-09-10T04:19:56Z")
[My personal favorite.](https://thejesusquestion.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/t-shirt_wwjd-for-a-klondike-bar.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/3 "2016-09-10T04:28:12Z")
That’s pretty great. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/4 "2016-09-10T05:03:40Z")
[Stand back!](https://www.pegasuspublishing.com/Try-Science-xkcd-Shirt-p-30039.html) ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/5 "2016-09-10T05:25:11Z")
> [@Balance](#): > > [Stand back!](https://www.pegasuspublishing.com/Try-Science-xkcd-Shirt-p-30039.html) Remind me of the old joke: What did Adam say to Eve? “Stand back! I don’t know how big this thing gets!!” ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/6 "2016-09-10T05:42:01Z")
I own (and wear) this [Schrödinger’s Cat](http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/6dff/) t-shirt. I was once in the back of an elevator and heard a not-quite-drunk guy try and quietly explain the shirt (and why it was funny) to his drunk girlfriend. THAT was funny. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/7 "2016-09-10T10:45:10Z")
I have a few shirts with the [House of 1000 Beers logo](https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en-us&q=house+of+1000+beers+t+shirt&spell=1&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj8096xzoTPAhWF5yYKHaycCQYQBQgXKAA&biw=1024&bih=671#imgrc=Vnf23NuizXK3eM%3A). I’ve worn it while traveling and have gotten comments, including a few from people with ties to the place. I always post a picture of me in the shirt, on a beach, on Facebook. Good for a few free drinks when I get home. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/8 "2016-09-10T10:57:18Z")
I’ve got several old tees from the '80s by my late friend Keith Haring. One of them is [this one](http://www.actupny.org/indexfolder/t-shirts/tshirt2.jpg), which no longer fits me. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/9 "2016-09-10T12:40:37Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I’ve got several old tees from the '80s by my late friend Keith Haring. One of them is [this one](http://www.actupny.org/indexfolder/t-shirts/tshirt2.jpg), which no longer fits me. I would gladly pay for your dinner and as much as you can drink just to hear stories about all the interesting people you’ve known. Unfortunately, I don’t get to Ohio, ever. Back to OP: One of my favourites has, “Nosy little fucker, aren’t you?” written in tiny letters. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/10 "2016-09-10T15:20:32Z")
I love a good t-shirt. [Salvador Dalek](http://www.offworlddesigns.com/salvador-dalek-on-navy-t-shirt/) Then there’s [this mashup](http://kasterborous.com/2014/01/doctor-whoet-mashup-t-shirt-available-now-teefury/). Then there’s this one: [National Sarcasm Society](http://www.terapeak.com/worth/t-shirt-national-sarcasm-society-like-we-need-your-support-funny-size-medium/181899542340/) Another favorite is my Galaxy Magazine T-Shirt with the actual cover of the first issue of the 90s revival. Mostly because my name is on it. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/11 "2016-09-10T16:18:16Z")
Best T-Shirt I Didn’t Buy: saw a “Craft Beers of Wisconsin” shirt; nothing special, just names of beers making a silhouette of the state. But the reason I wanted it was also the reason it was too expensive for me: It had a bottle opener sewn into the bottom of the shirt. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/12 "2016-09-10T16:30:48Z")
My favorite is a Tee Fury shirt called “[Bounty Hunter](http://66.media.tumblr.com/3e2a140a2cb38494cf3639516424ca9a/tumblr_mpvbqg0fjJ1r8ptvvo1_500.png).” I call it “Fear and Loathing in Mos Eisley.” ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/13 "2016-09-10T16:36:43Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > I’ve got several old tees from the '80s by my late friend Keith Haring. One of them is [this one](http://www.actupny.org/indexfolder/t-shirts/tshirt2.jpg), which no longer fits me. You were friends with Keith Haring? Very cool. ---
**Author:** ![Daylate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@Daylate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daylate)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/14 "2016-09-10T17:10:28Z")
I have this motto on one of my T-shirts that gets the occasional comment. “Martinis - not just for breakfast anymore!” ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/15 "2016-09-10T17:40:48Z")
[Dropbox - File Deleted - Simplify your life](https://www.dropbox.com/s/2kdvztsidywnwro/14735072780951920318033.jpg?dl=0) oldie but goodie… ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/16 "2016-09-10T18:15:53Z")
My husband and I each have this: [http://d1adzt5ywvzymo.cloudfront.net/artifacts/images/design\_data/design-662-2013-06-25-07-02-15.jpg](http://d1adzt5ywvzymo.cloudfront.net/artifacts/images/design_data/design-662-2013-06-25-07-02-15.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/17 "2016-09-10T18:18:28Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > I love a good t-shirt. > [Salvador Dalek](http://www.offworlddesigns.com/salvador-dalek-on-navy-t-shirt/) Okay. Salvador Dalek I need to have. > [@Ambivalid](#): > > [Dropbox - File Deleted - Simplify your life](https://www.dropbox.com/s/2kdvztsidywnwro/14735072780951920318033.jpg?dl=0) oldie but goodie… Ha! ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/18 "2016-09-10T20:13:53Z")
My favorite of the moment states: Make The Scary Republican Go Away Got it as a gift several years ago, something told me THIS year would be a good time to wear it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/19 "2016-09-10T20:43:05Z")
Not me, but my brother has one like [this](https://www.google.ca/search?q=malt+whiskey+t+shirt&espv=2&biw=1280&bih=899&tbm=isch&imgil=RztT7BItR-9AFM%253A%253BTM3ZVd4soTDrhM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.maltwhiskeyshirt.com%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=RztT7BItR-9AFM%253A%252CTM3ZVd4soTDrhM%252C_&usg=__4404FXNE2m0NaYVBCIlGnsu7_-I%3D&ved=0ahUKEwjzyqf01IXPAhWFgj4KHceoCV4QyjcIWQ&ei=THDUV_P0GIWF-gHH0abwBQ#imgrc=bXuIrbhVHNVAVM%3A). I want one. ---
**Author:** ![sevenwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@sevenwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sevenwood)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/20 "2016-09-10T21:16:47Z")
One my wife almost bought me, but didn’t only because the image on the T-shirt was a bunch of old ladies instead of a bunch of old men: “Old curlers never die. They’re just waiting for Hell to freeze over.” And I’ve just ordered this [curling heartbeat shirt](https://www.amazon.com/Curling-heartbeat-T-shirt-Curler-winter/dp/B01L2QN0SY). [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496.md?page=2)