# Awesome T-Shirts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496 "2016-09-10T04:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/21 "2016-09-10T22:08:37Z")
[This one](http://store.trollart.com/image.php?type=D&id=338)\* just arrived in the mail today (for some inexplicable reason, Mrs. J. thinks I shouldn’t wear it to work). \*a Ray Troll design. Among other good ones he has an “Octopi Wall Street” but I already have [this shirt](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8c/fe/73/8cfe73c36774685a46dc3269d121251e.jpg) in red. ---
**Author:** ![dwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwyr/32/363_2.png) [@dwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwyr)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2016, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/22 "2016-09-10T22:43:40Z")
[My current favorite.](http://www.bustedtees.com/furyofthenight) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/23 "2016-09-11T00:09:03Z")
[Here’s a hairy guy](http://hirsute.amorphia-apparel.com/rowan-williams-a-bishop-archbishop-of-canterbury-eyebrows-shirt/) [Quite a black cat!](https://www.google.com/search?q=le+chat+noir&biw=1024&bih=679&tbm=isch&imgil=o3B4lq2QQTk2TM%253A%253BLRKY0Pn4QlEPaM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.lechatnoirdesalis.com%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=o3B4lq2QQTk2TM%253A%252CLRKY0Pn4QlEPaM%252C_&usg=__aokQhFHD2sE4GOO-Rdw0_TnQpJw%3D&ved=0ahUKEwiYiMbs-oXPAhXLPCYKHROVBMgQyjcILw&ei=FJjUV5iuKcv5mAGTqpLADA#imgrc=o3B4lq2QQTk2TM%3A) [Not an alum, but I have a dachshund, so I bought the shirt!](http://hotdogsathletics.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/24 "2016-09-11T00:11:58Z")
My next idea for a T-shirt is to have “NO THANKS” printed in the middle of the chest. It’ll have a smiley face on the back. That way, I don’t even have to open my mouth to decline unwanted assistance. I can just point to my chest and smile. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/25 "2016-09-11T02:43:25Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > [This one](http://store.trollart.com/image.php?type=D&id=338)\* just arrived in the mail today (for some inexplicable reason, Mrs. J. thinks I shouldn’t wear it to work). > > \*a Ray Troll design. Among other good ones he has an “Octopi Wall Street” but I already have [this shirt](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/8c/fe/73/8cfe73c36774685a46dc3269d121251e.jpg) in red. Umm. I need Octopi Wall Street. _starts a list_ ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/26 "2016-09-11T02:44:25Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > My next idea for a T-shirt is to have “NO THANKS” printed in the middle of the chest. It’ll have a smiley face on the back. That way, I don’t even have to open my mouth to decline unwanted assistance. I can just point to my chest and smile. 🙂 I’ve been looking for good epilepsy shirts, but they’re mostly lame. The best I found is one that says Be Brave Brain. I like the message, but I was sort of hoping for something irreverent. People take themselves way too fucking seriously. I did see one that said ‘‘PICKED LAST FOR TEAM DEPRESSION’’ (for a 5k benefit) which cracked my ass up. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/27 "2016-09-11T04:18:13Z")
[This here](http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=76839885) is the best t shirt. It’s especially awesome to wear because I had bilateral mastectomy without reconstruction and don’t wear foobs. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/28 "2016-09-11T05:00:08Z")
I’ve seen[this one](http://images.tshirts-cases-stickers.com/images/80/2_image.16235744.3180.u1.jpg)a couple of times, it’s made to look blurry. I’ve had a bunch of Iron Maiden and Grateful Dead shirts. T[his was one of my favorites](http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server2800/677b8/products/26219/images/98042/11529f__13995.1389218374.686.800.jpg?c=2), reminded me of Death from Terry Pratchett’s Reaper Man. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/29 "2016-09-11T13:35:57Z")
As an elementary teacher and a science fiction nerd, [this shirt](http://www.tshirtbordello.com/horton-hears-a-who-t-shirt)–which I’m wearing now–is my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/30 "2016-09-11T15:28:02Z")
I have several, but this usually gets a grin: [Never Trust An Atom T-Shirts - CafePress](http://www.cafepress.com/+never-trust-an-atom+t-shirts) ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/31 "2016-09-11T16:10:33Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > I’ve been looking for good epilepsy shirts, but they’re mostly lame. The best I found is one that says Be Brave Brain. I like the message, but I was sort of hoping for something irreverent. People take themselves way too fucking seriously. > > I did see one that said ‘‘PICKED LAST FOR TEAM DEPRESSION’’ (for a 5k benefit) which cracked my ass up. I like [this one](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/504121752013302765/) [this one](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/147704062757593790/)isn’t bad either… I also saw one that just says [this](http://www.ebay.com/itm/Custom-Made-T-Shirt-I-Freakin-Hate-Epilepsy-Purple-Ribbons-Special-Needs-/161633290778)… As for cool t shits the coolest one I have is [this](http://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=404003)… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/32 "2016-09-11T16:50:28Z")
[I loved this one,](http://www.geekalerts.com/omg-its-r2-d2-i-loved-him-in-star-trek-t-shirt/) which I just saw at WorldCon, for its awesome wrongness. ---
**Author:** ![Wednesday\_Evening](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b2d939/32.png) [@Wednesday\_Evening](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wednesday_Evening)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/33 "2016-09-11T17:03:14Z")
We have many many shirts from shirt.woot. My daughter pretty much only wears shirt.woot cat shirts (like [this one](http://shirt.woot.com/offers/i-have-no-idea-what-im-doing?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_35)). I think my favorite is this one I bought for my husband: [Reflections on Pi](http://shirt.woot.com/offers/reflections-on-pi) I get a lot of compliments on this one: [Travel by Catbus](http://shirt.woot.com/offers/travel-by-cat-bus) This is my son’s favorite right now: [The Chicken Olympics Are Brutal](http://shirt.woot.com/offers/the-chicken-olympics-are-brutal?ref=cnt_ctlg_dgn_0) ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/34 "2016-09-11T17:16:48Z")
I’m wearing [this](https://www.google.ca/search?q=oswald+band+picture&safe=active&tbm=isch&imgil=_6gAFJjxsMDWjM%253A%253BrZ3tTL0I79cTDM%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Fscienceblogs.com%25252Ftfk%25252F2008%25252F11%25252F24%25252Fthe-oswald-bands-last-show%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=_6gAFJjxsMDWjM%253A%252CrZ3tTL0I79cTDM%252C_&usg=__dM9amVZdrixwtbtofUBQ5_Pb-3Q%3D&biw=1665&bih=912&ved=0ahUKEwjF-52U54fPAhXDyj4KHRmfC30QyjcIPQ&ei=3o_VV8WUKcOV-wGZvq7oBw#imgrc=_6gAFJjxsMDWjM%3A) today. My friend has [this](https://www.google.ca/search?q=darth+vader+lighting+cigarette+his+lightsaber&safe=active&tbm=isch&imgil=BDCJ5xhXuBAskM%253A%253BjyAgJAkfKaGOuM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.reddit.com%25252Fr%25252Fpics%25252Fcomments%25252Fdd3ur%25252Fdarth_vader_lighting_a_cigarette_off_his%25252F&source=iu&pf=m&fir=BDCJ5xhXuBAskM%253A%252CjyAgJAkfKaGOuM%252C_&usg=__RZyodcxFV6qS9pxRJUSU6RZ-BVo%3D&biw=1665&bih=912&ved=0ahUKEwjYsdGz54fPAhXCbT4KHeF3D-AQyjcILQ&ei=IJDVV9ihIMLb-QHh772ADg#imgrc=RtxXKPnR3SI0BM%3A) and I’m jealous. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/35 "2016-09-11T19:19:53Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > [I loved this one,](http://www.geekalerts.com/omg-its-r2-d2-i-loved-him-in-star-trek-t-shirt/) which I just saw at WorldCon, for its awesome wrongness. Oh, I ordered that one! Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/36 "2016-09-11T21:52:59Z")
I made the best tshirt resale score in honor of my husband the other day. It reads… History Buff I’d find you more interesting if you were dead ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2016, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/37 "2016-09-11T21:58:34Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > I made the best tshirt resale score in honor of my husband the other day. It reads… > > History Buff > > I’d find you more interesting if you were dead Ha! Love it. ---
**Author:** ![hogarth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hogarth/32/1773_2.png) [@hogarth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hogarth)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/38 "2016-09-12T00:17:09Z")
I wear this Chinglish T-shirt fairly often: [http://imgur.com/a/YWaEZ](http://imgur.com/a/YWaEZ) I got it in either Hong Kong or Macau, I forget which. I find it funny because it’s almost-but-not-quite funny, if that makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/39 "2016-09-12T00:26:41Z")
I should probably move ["]this shirt]([http://i3.cpcache.com/product/36859383/cant\_sleep\_clowns\_will\_eat\_me\_tshirt.jpg?width=750&height=750&Filters=](http://i3.cpcache.com/product/36859383/cant_sleep_clowns_will_eat_me_tshirt.jpg?width=750&height=750&Filters=)[{%22name%22%3A%22crop%22%2C%22value%22%3A{%22x%22%3A125.0%2C%22y%22%3A0.0%2C%22w%22%3A500%2C%22h%22%3A680.0}%2C%22sequence%22%3A1}%2C{%22name%22%3A%22background%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22F2F2F2%22%2C%22sequence%22%3A2}) back into the rotation. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/40 "2016-09-12T01:19:50Z")
I wrote one today with [this](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/57130-who-shall-not-pass) design on it [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496.md?page=3)