# Awesome T-Shirts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496 "2016-09-10T04:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/41 "2016-09-12T12:04:01Z")
I call this one [my happy shirt](http://www.moretvicar.com/collection/the-daily-mash/product/the-daily-mash-life-is-meaningless-mens-white-t-shirt) ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/42 "2016-09-12T12:16:02Z")
[This one](http://www.latostadora.com/web/pepe_dime_algo/55661) always cracks me up (“Pepe! Talk to me!”). [This one](http://www.friking.es/camiseta-desayuno-cafe) always cracks my coworkers up, specially those who like me are part of the early morning contingent and have thus been told many times “_joder tío eres la leche ¡que no son horas!_” (“dude, you’re the milk/you’re too much/cut this out, it’s way too early!”). Having the text be in English when the joke is actually one that does not work in English gets extra points, as we tend to have a lot of problems with translations. I have one that’s black with a big red Mario Bros mushroom which says “grow up”; its green sister, with a green mushroom, “get a life”. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/43 "2016-09-12T12:24:15Z")
For the cricket tragics, the official record of a day of infamy. [Trent Bridge 6th August 2015](https://www.redmolotov.com/catalogue/tshirts/sport-tshirts/trent-bridge-6-aug-2015-tshirt.html) ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2016, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/44 "2016-09-12T13:18:32Z")
[Mickthulhu](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a1/e8/d9/a1e8d9cc9aefc0e398b004c96091b49a.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/45 "2018-11-10T21:21:15Z")
Bumped. Some funny ones I’ve seen recently: _I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. Irony - the opposite of wrinkly. Let me save you some time: I have lousy references. I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you. History Buff: I’d find you more interesting if you were dead. To save time, let’s assume I know everything. Bigfoot saw me, but no one believes him. In my defense, I was left unsupervised. My password is the last eight digits of pi. It’s not hoarding if it’s books. With enough thrust, pigs fly just fine. I sometimes wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions._ ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/46 "2018-11-10T22:16:01Z")
A T-shirt I recently [created](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RlpUx0TIfYU8lBB6P1BgI2_gAtKcMpbk/view?usp=drivesdk). 🆒😃 ---
**Author:** ![snoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@snoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snoe)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/47 "2018-11-11T00:34:36Z")
I saw this one in Vienna – it’s got some meta-humor going on, since Austrians frequently get mixed up with Those Other People. [Motmot Yo-Yo and T-Shirts on Instagram: "Split fountain! Yes we can do this! #motmot #screenprinting #splitfountain #design #kangaroo #austria #tshirt"](https://www.instagram.com/p/BcM1c7IhGJ_/) ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/48 "2018-11-11T00:46:57Z")
Awww…now I miss [del]Olives[/del] I mean Spice Weasel. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/49 "2018-11-11T01:25:03Z")
Yeah; I thought the same thing when I opened this thread just now. I hope she is well and happy. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/50 "2018-11-11T03:36:58Z")
I got this for Christmas last year > **[zardoz t shirt - Bing](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=GjDdINnD&id=D155A57F2604C5C0D576A9A981CA4BC9E3107E2F&thid=OIP.GjDdINnD0WMnCiZHvyG2NwHaHa&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fwww.oldskoolhooligans.com%2fmedia%2fcatalog%2fproduct%2fcache%2f1%2fimage%2f9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95%2fz%2fa%2fzardozwhite_1.jpg&exph=1968&expw=1968&q=zardoz%2Bt%2Bshirt&simid=608003089291349277&selectedIndex=0&ajaxhist=0)** > > Intelligent search from Bing makes it easier to quickly find what you’re looking for and rewards you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/51 "2018-11-11T04:12:15Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I got this for Christmas last year > > [zardoz t shirt - Search](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=GjDdINnD&id=D155A57F2604C5C0D576A9A981CA4BC9E3107E2F&thid=OIP.GjDdINnD0WMnCiZHvyG2NwHaHa&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fwww.oldskoolhooligans.com%2fmedia%2fcatalog%2fproduct%2fcache%2f1%2fimage%2f9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95%2fz%2fa%2fzardozwhite_1.jpg&exph=1968&expw=1968&q=zardoz+t+shirt&simid=608003089291349277&selectedIndex=0&ajaxhist=0) Did you see the _Rick and Morty_ episode with a big _Zardoz_-style flying head? ---
**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/52 "2018-11-12T21:31:36Z")
I want this[history shirt](https://www.amazon.com/CafePress-History-Repeats-Itself-Dinosaur/dp/B00JTPFAS4). ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/53 "2018-11-12T22:01:10Z")
I have a friend who’s a spectacular fantasy artist, and I just bought [this shirt from his store](https://society6.com/product/smoke-the-bugbear_t-shirt?sku=s6-9866350p15a4v75a5v18a11v49). It makes me giggle, but I’m an enormous nerd. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/54 "2018-11-12T22:15:53Z")
[Here’s one for Python fans.](https://shirt.woot.com/derby/entry/44555/a-simple-question-of-weight-ratios-v2) I actually happened upon a group of college kids cosplaying a scene from “Holy Grail” while I was wearing this shirt. They were quite excited over it. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/55 "2018-11-13T03:11:00Z")
My [favorite](https://ravenectar.com/collections/shirts/products/moksha-master-shirt-chris-dyer?variant=27548453896). ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/56 "2018-11-13T17:04:45Z")
I would love to have a T-shirt with the Adam West Batman, coupled with Sir Robin from Holy Grail, with the caption: “HOLY HAND GRENADE, BATMAN!” If anyone is a t-shirt designer and creates that, you may have that design for 2 shirts per year, on demand. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2018, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/57 "2018-11-20T01:35:33Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > I got this for Christmas last year > > [zardoz t shirt - Search](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=GjDdINnD&id=D155A57F2604C5C0D576A9A981CA4BC9E3107E2F&thid=OIP.GjDdINnD0WMnCiZHvyG2NwHaHa&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fwww.oldskoolhooligans.com%2fmedia%2fcatalog%2fproduct%2fcache%2f1%2fimage%2f9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95%2fz%2fa%2fzardozwhite_1.jpg&exph=1968&expw=1968&q=zardoz+t+shirt&simid=608003089291349277&selectedIndex=0&ajaxhist=0) There was a flying Zardoz head on an early episode of _Rick and Morty_: [http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FRuPGVOo--/gkiqmxdt6vmjvgaoe4c6.gif](http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--FRuPGVOo--/gkiqmxdt6vmjvgaoe4c6.gif) Some other good T-shirts I’ve seen recently: _In my day we had NINE planets. And yet despite the look on my face, you’re still talking. I can’t believe how old people my age are. You know that little thing inside your head that keeps you from saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those. FAA Mission Statement: We’re not happy until you’re not happy. Surely not EVERYONE was Kung Fu fighting?_ ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/58 "2018-11-20T02:06:31Z")
I had one with the Chicago flag on the front of it that said “Welcome to Chicago” and on the back it said “Now go the fuck home” ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2018, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/59 "2018-11-20T02:23:52Z")
It’s getting a little historic now but [this one](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=y9eAQUlF&id=8C340586FF116219F12D7EC3E8DE8384657ECA43&thid=OIP.y9eAQUlFbG8EBzBlBpLFzQAAAA&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2fbodylinetshirts.com%2fimages%2fdesignssmall%2ft%2ftrent-bridge-6-aug-2015-tshirt_2_blackkidstshirt_small.jpg&exph=400&expw=400&q=t-shirts+CRICKET+TRENT+BRIDGE&simid=608014831810317531&selectedIndex=2&ajaxhist=0)which I got this for my son tells the whole embarrassing story with excruciating accuracy and yet fits in a tweet. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/60 "2018-11-20T06:28:30Z")
> [@penultima\_thule](#): > > It’s getting a little historic now but [this one](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=y9eAQUlF&id=8C340586FF116219F12D7EC3E8DE8384657ECA43&thid=OIP.y9eAQUlFbG8EBzBlBpLFzQAAAA&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2fbodylinetshirts.com%2fimages%2fdesignssmall%2ft%2ftrent-bridge-6-aug-2015-tshirt_2_blackkidstshirt_small.jpg&exph=400&expw=400&q=t-shirts+CRICKET+TRENT+BRIDGE&simid=608014831810317531&selectedIndex=2&ajaxhist=0)which I got this for my son tells the whole embarrassing story with excruciating accuracy and yet fits in a tweet. 🆒 Explain, please? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496.md?page=4)