# Awesome T-Shirts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496 "2016-09-10T04:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/81 "2018-11-27T16:13:08Z")
I gave one like this to Pepper mill for her birthday (She’s a substitute teacher): > **[Teachers / Full Moon Shirt](https://teespring.com/shop/full-moon#pid=370&cid=6532&sid=front)** > > Teachers / Full Moon Women's T-Shirt , Slim fit, unisex - Teachers can tell it's a FULL MOON without ever... ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/82 "2018-11-27T19:19:20Z")
The holiday catalogs are arriving by the crateload. Haven’t bought any of these, but they at least made me smile: \*My wife says I have two faults. I don’t listen… and something else. Science doesn’t care what you believe. Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Sometimes we just snuggle. And then Satan said, “Put the alphabet in math.” Some things are better left unsaid. But I’m probably going to say them anyway. Sarcasm: it’s how I hug. Shhh. No one cares. That’s a terrible idea! What time? Sorry I’m late, but I don’t want to be here. Let me see the candy first, then I’ll get in the van. I’m not stupid. Vote for a clown, expect a circus. Of course your opinion matters; just not to me. Yes, that’s correct. And the horse you rode in on. I acted my age once. It was boring. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk. Decaf only works if you throw it at people. Are you a blessing or a lesson? Sorry, I don’t take orders. I barely take suggestions. Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog. Who cares about apathy?\* And on a doormat: _Come back with a warrant._ ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/83 "2018-11-27T19:29:56Z")
I’ve talked a lot on this board about my extremely poor sense of direction. Yesterday I saw [the perfect T-shirt](https://www.signals.com/cgi-bin/hazel.cgi?action=DETAIL&ITEM=HX9281). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2018, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/84 "2018-11-27T21:00:29Z")
A funny one for any _Star Wars_ fan: [Alderaan 5 Day Forecast T-Shirt | SnorgTees](https://www.snorgtees.com/alderaan-5-day-forecast) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/85 "2018-11-27T22:47:00Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > A funny one for any _Star Wars_ fan: [Alderaan 5 Day Forecast Men's Classic Tee – SnorgTees.com](https://www.snorgtees.com/alderaan-5-day-forecast) There’s one Christmas gift for my younger son. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/86 "2018-11-28T00:12:52Z")
This place has great t-shirts and other household items, all in the same block-print font. > **[RAYGUN - The Greatest Store In The Universe](https://www.raygunsite.com/)** > > A printing, design & clothing company owned and operated by extremely attractive Midwesterners. ---
**Author:** ![DigitalC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ebca7d/32.png) [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/87 "2018-11-28T23:03:23Z")
Also if you want anything on a T-Shirt, as long as it doesn’t break any copyrights or trademarks I can probably make it for you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/88 "2018-12-05T16:51:40Z")
Some I love from Northern Sun: [https://www.northernsun.com/It's-Mueller-Time-TShirt-(8579).html](https://www.northernsun.com/It%27s-Mueller-Time-TShirt-%288579%29.html) > **[Smokey Bear TShirt](https://www.northernsun.com/Smokey-Bear-TShirt-%288578%29.html)** > > Smokey the Bear says 'Only you can prevent forest fires. Seriously, we've been defunded. It's just you now'. > **[Dumpster Fire Trump TShirt GONE](https://www.northernsun.com/Dumpster-Fire-Trump-TShirt-%288573%29.html)** > > Are we great yet? The administration of President Donald Trump is like a dumpster fire. Instead of Making America Great Again, Trump is trashing the country. > **[Poe Boy From A Poe Family TShirt](https://www.northernsun.com/Poe-Boy-From-A-Poe-Family-TShirt-%288385%29.html)** > > I'm just a Poe boy from a Poe family > Was it a line from rock group Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody song, an Edgar Allan Poe quote, or a caption from an Addams Family photo? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2018, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/89 "2018-12-05T17:11:57Z")
My gf just gave me [this t-shirt.](https://thedudesdesigns.com/collections/lebowski20/products/lebowski-20-premium-tee) The shirt reads:\*\* LEBOWSKI 2020\*\*. THIS AGGRESSION WILL NOT STAND, MAN. She knows me well. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/90 "2020-06-04T17:54:25Z")
Love it! Bumped to share some other good ones I’ve seen lately in catalogs: \*Lead us not into temptation. Oh, who am I kidding? Follow me - I know a shortcut. I have a preexisting condition: I’m AWESOME. Revenge is beneath me. Accidents, however, do happen. Sorry I’m late. I got here as soon as I wanted to. I don’t struggle with math. I gave up a long time ago. Some days, it’s not even worth chewing through the restraints. Underestimate me. That’ll be fun. A day without beer is like… Just kidding. I have no idea. I’m sick of being my wife’s arm candy. Keep talking. I’m diagnosing you. So far this is the oldest I’ve ever been. Apparently I snore so loudly it scares everyone in the car I’m driving. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. Bigfoot saw me, but no one believes him. In my defense, I was left unsupervised. Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except bears. Bears will kill you. Social distancing? I’ve been preparing for this my whole life.\* ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/91 "2020-06-04T18:25:57Z")
It’s old, but I still like it… > **[What if the hokey pokey REALLY IS what it's all about? by bobbigmac](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/1288737-what-if-the-hokey-pokey-really-is-what-its-all-abo)** > > Shop What if the hokey pokey REALLY IS what it's all about? what t-shirts designed by bobbigmac as well as other what merchandise at TeePublic. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/92 "2020-06-04T20:02:27Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Bigfoot saw me, but no one believes him. > \* Paging **Beck** ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/93 "2020-06-04T20:11:27Z")
Great T-shirt for pilots: I stumbled upon this quite by chance a couple years ago. [Bad Attitude](https://www.cafepress.com/aerosavvy.2024281018) I just had to buy it immediately. I still have it. (They have it on a coffee cup too.) ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/94 "2020-06-04T22:41:49Z")
I miss **Spice Weasel**. I want a T-shirt that says, “In my defense, I was left unsupervised in a bookstore.” ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2020, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/95 "2020-06-04T23:12:31Z")
This is my favorite: [Nap more, worry less](https://shirt.woot.com/offers/nap-more-worry-less?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIivrNiKTp6QIVuey1Ch34PgfGEAQYAyABEgK85PD_BwE). ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/96 "2020-06-05T10:50:00Z")
> [@MagicEyes](#): > > This is my favorite: > [Nap more, worry less](https://shirt.woot.com/offers/nap-more-worry-less?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIivrNiKTp6QIVuey1Ch34PgfGEAQYAyABEgK85PD_BwE). Similarly, I have a hat with “Wag more, bark less”. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/97 "2020-06-05T16:06:26Z")
> [@The\_Vorlon](#): > > Paging **Beck** (That shirt is the bomb, I need it) My favourite newest shirt says: Avo-gato, the pix is a Cat in an avocado suit. Very cute. ---
**Author:** ![LLCoolL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llcooll/32/3596_2.png) [@LLCoolL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LLCoolL)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/98 "2020-06-06T12:19:57Z")
“I Beat Anorexia”. Perfect gag gift for your friend who is getting a little flabbier than they prefer, and is a little self-conscious about it. “My Mom thinks I’m at the Movies”. Ideal for college kids, or the older Failure-to-Launch generation. “I am currently unsupervised. I know, it freaks me out, too. But the possibilities are endless!” ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/99 "2020-06-06T17:24:29Z")
> [@Spice\_Weasel](#): > > [I bought this t-shirt yesterday.](https://www.amazon.com/Shirt-Woot-Reading-Rambo-T-Shirt-Slate/dp/B00M9L7IJE) Shoutout to **Asimovian** for bringing it to my attention. > > [I own this t-shirt.](http://amorphia-apparel.com/copilot-a-nietzsche-christian-parody-atheist-philosophy-shirt/) > > All right, show me your stuff! The second link, “Nietzsche is my co-pilot,” reminded me of this one I saw at the UofA years ago. The front of the shirt… God is dead. - Nietsche The back… Nietsche is dead. - God ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/100 "2020-06-07T19:01:07Z")
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