# Awesome T-Shirts **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 10, 2016, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496 "2016-09-10T04:07:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/101 "2020-06-07T19:27:43Z")
This is my go-to shirt right now. [https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0949/6492/products/stephen-hawkin-intelligence\_is\_the\_ability\_to\_adapt\_to\_change\_shirt\_Navy\_grande.png?v=1494787666](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0949/6492/products/stephen-hawkin-intelligence_is_the_ability_to_adapt_to_change_shirt_Navy_grande.png?v=1494787666) ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2020, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/102 "2020-06-07T21:14:00Z")
If you can’t be a good example, be a warning! ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/103 "2020-06-09T16:06:03Z")
> **[Spoiler Alert Everyone Dies Tshirts](https://www.clothfusion.com/product/spoiler-alert-everyone-dies-tshirts/)** > > Spoiler Alert Everyone Dies Tshirts Funny Tees, 100% Cotton & High Quality Print,With online payment (paypal) method you can easy get your items ---
**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/104 "2020-06-09T17:15:58Z")
I feel like I’m getting too old for graphic tees, but I had to get one that had the below on it. It got a few chuckles when I wore it at a trivia night by those who picked up on it. A friend who is Mr. Rock Trivia went most of the night without even noticing the peculiarity. [![](https://i.ibb.co/KWbQHNc/a1976.gif) ](https://i.ibb.co/KWbQHNc/a1976.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/105 "2020-06-09T17:44:38Z")
I have on a grey t-shirt it reads: **Just a girl who loves Andy** ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/106 "2020-06-09T17:50:45Z")
> [@x-ray\_vision](#): > > I feel like I’m getting too old for graphic tees, but I had to get one that had the below on it. It got a few chuckles when I wore it at a trivia night by those who picked up on it. A friend who is Mr. Rock Trivia went most of the night without even noticing the peculiarity. > > [https://i.ibb.co/KWbQHNc/a1976.gif](https://i.ibb.co/KWbQHNc/a1976.gif) T-Shirt Hell has a bunch of these. [https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/led-zeppelin/](https://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/led-zeppelin/) ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/107 "2020-06-09T17:57:28Z")
This is one of my favorites. [“Trek Side of the Moon” graphic tee by Wil Wheaton. | Cotton Bureau](https://cottonbureau.com/products/trek-side-of-the-moon#/2894212/tee-men-standard-tee-vintage-black-tri-blend-s) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/108 "2020-06-09T18:21:12Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I have on a grey t-shirt it reads: > > **Just a girl who loves Andy** What about Floyd? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/109 "2020-06-09T19:18:30Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > My favourite newest shirt says: Avo-gato, the pix is a Cat in an avocado suit. > Very cute. You get the BEST Guacamole from an AvoGatopescado. Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/110 "2020-06-09T19:20:03Z")
. . . . .dude! ---
**Author:** ![uncle\_squeegee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b5e925/32.png) [@uncle\_squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uncle_squeegee)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/111 "2020-06-09T19:27:07Z")
[https://shop.bizarro.com/product/some-sports-team-shirt](https://shop.bizarro.com/product/some-sports-team-shirt) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/112 "2020-06-09T21:38:29Z")
I’m wearing this one right now: > **[zardoz t shirts - Bing](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=fsjAZNj%2f&id=73549E263DFEED56E7796C6C230D5EB79EF319C2&thid=OIP.fsjAZNj_f7TOOhUQ7vlI5gHaHa&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fcdn.shopify.com%2fs%2ffiles%2f1%2f2981%2f5924%2fproducts%2ffde2a83ff9d716d94a9bc97d6c391ba0_2048x2048.jpg%3fv%3d1518195630&exph=2048&expw=2048&q=zardoz%2Bt%2Bshirts&simid=608044623015578367&ck=CA554B21DBB24E68FC694335D2FC1836&selectedIndex=6&ajaxhist=0)** > > Intelligent search from Bing makes it easier to quickly find what you’re looking for and rewards you. ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/113 "2020-06-09T21:56:44Z")
[This](https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6159298-catzilla-japanese-vintage-sunset-style-cat-kitten-?feed_sku=6159298D1V&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=AgencyWithin_Shopping_AllDesigns_NonChildSKUs&gclsrc=aw.ds&gclid=CjwKCAjw5vz2BRAtEiwAbcVIL-D0VFyQ4ZQRvLtxfHNtk0PzU4ZRnFY2mz_07w61vismO7462Y-sYBoCGl4QAvD_BwE) is my favorite one right now. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/114 "2020-06-09T22:39:13Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > What about Floyd? That shirt is Pink. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2020, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/115 "2020-06-10T11:45:18Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > That shirt is Pink. > [@Wikipedia](#): > > In the season-one episode “Those Gossipin’ Men”, Floyd has a son named Norman who plays the saxophone. Norman is not seen again in the series, although he is mentioned in the episode “The Jinx” as a terrible baseball player. In other season-one episodes, Floyd refers to his wife, whose name is revealed to be Melba in the season-one episode “Quiet Sam”. Melba was never seen and was never referred to after the first season. In the season-three episode, “Floyd the Gay Deceiver”, Floyd is apparently single or a widower. The episode centers around Floyd meeting a woman with whom he corresponded through a “Lonely Hearts Club”. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2020, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/116 "2020-06-10T14:48:38Z")
When Three Mile Island had a nuclear melt down, my friend made some T-shirts. One said “Three Mile Island – Just Out Catching Some Rays”. And another said “Three Mile Island – I Evacuated”. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2020, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/117 "2020-06-11T14:40:28Z")
> **[I'm Not A Hugger T-Shirt | SnorgTees](https://www.snorgtees.com/i-m-not-a-hugger?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6MfC0_756QIVyh-tBh32bQYsEAQYASABEgLSv_D_BwE#494=107&76=29&493=3)** > > I'm Not A Hugger T-Shirt by SnorgTees. Men's and women's sizes available. Check out our full catalog for tons of funny t-shirts. ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2020, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awesome-t-shirts/765496/118 "2020-06-11T14:44:03Z")
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