# Awful shows that you can't stop watching

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 21, 2011, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088 "2011-02-21T04:46:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/81 "2011-02-27T02:21:50Z")

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> [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](#):
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> **Glee**. It’s really such a bad show, the acting is over the top, the storylines are stupid and completely unrealistic, and yet there is something about it that makes me have to watch every episode.

I’d describe _Glee_ a bit more favorably than you have here, but I do think it’s bad at least as often as it’s good. It is possibly for this reason that I consider it more “exciting” than shows that are more consistently good. Whenever someone I know has mentioned to me that they’ve never seen _Glee_ but were thinking of tuning in I tell them that if one wants to watch _Glee_ then one must simply accept that it’s wildly uneven.

As for shows that I think really have no redeeming features, I used to put on _King of Queens_ reruns when I got home from work. I’d never seen the show when it was originally on the air, but it was my preferred background noise for that particular time slot. (I don’t have cable so I didn’t have a lot of choices.) I could have put on _Malcolm in the Middle_ reruns instead, a show I never particularly cared for but consider better _The King of Queens_, but there’s a lot of yelling and annoying children’s voices on _Malcolm in the Middle_ that made it unsuitable as background noise.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/82 "2011-02-27T02:34:01Z")

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> [@Ponch8](#):
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> I would also occasionally watch those awful early '90s Fox sitcoms like _Herman’s Head_ and _Drexel’s Class_, although I actually kind of liked the latter.

Hey, now…_Drexel’s Class_ gave the world [AJ Langer](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&sugexp=egsisas&xhr=t&q=aj+langer&cp=5&qe=YWogbGE&qesig=GFcwWGVoP4qkDwzSMTX6PQ&pkc=AFgZ2tnjXwqgfpaV2oS99LXzvR3mJ8O1HwOUOrwUSKXLxuMnlWwFql5zvTNdX-XXf7mETwMBXht6XGWF3N1kPyjCWZfoeatR4g&safe=off&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1600&bih=799) and the late [Brittany Murphy](http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&biw=1600&bih=799&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=brittany+murphy&aq=0&aqi=g10&aql=f&oq=brittany+).

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/83 "2011-02-27T13:38:15Z")

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Marcus Welby MD-Robert Young is a grandfatherly doctor who never fucks up-even when somebody dies its nice. Plus, he wears leisure suits! Just what his relationship with his sidekick doc is never explained.  
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“The Lawrence Whelk Show”-Lawrence Whelk is actually a zombie-who steals the brains of his band and actors-nice to see everybody decked out in powder blue polyester!

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**Author:** ![Heyoka13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Heyoka13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heyoka13)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/84 "2011-02-27T15:29:40Z")

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Hoarders

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/85 "2011-02-27T15:53:37Z")

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Well, I guess this the right place to confess that I DVR (and watch) both Pretty Little Liars and All my Children.

In my defense, my mother and both grandmothers watched AMC from day one and the show is about two months older than me, so I’ve been watching longer than I’ve been alive. Now that all three of them are dead, I feel it would be disloyal or a betrayal of their memory to stop now. 😉

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/86 "2011-02-27T16:01:33Z")

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> [@Heyoka13](#):
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> Hoarders

Lord, yes! It’s like a car wreck. You can’t bear to watch, but you can’t stand to look away!

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**Author:** ![Alpha\_Twit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alpha_twit/32/265_2.png) [@Alpha\_Twit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alpha_Twit)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/87 "2011-02-27T16:31:38Z")

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**Extreme Makeover: Home Edition** , is little more than mindless, feel goody, public relations for _Sears_ and their other sponsors. I also know that the first time Ty Pennington came up behind me with that megaphone, he’d have to have a surgeon remove it from whatever acutely uncomfortable orifice I inserted the device.

One thing that really pisses me off about the show is that the way it’s set up, one family wins the lottery with a fantastic new house. They could take the same budget and help thirty families but that wouldn’t be a marketable television show.

With that being said, I do keep watching the show. The homes they build tend to have a wonderful blend of creativity, style and over-the-top poor taste. The stories of the people involved can be quite touching at times.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/88 "2011-02-27T17:01:03Z")

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> [@sh1bu1](#):
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> Curling is not boring!! An entire game can come down to the last rock in the last end, the other team with shot rock and another two in the house and your skip needs to determine the exact weight needed to draw around their high guard and do a double take out and then roll his rock to sit right on the button.

[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:39, topic:572088”]

Hey! You’re supposed to post in English on this board!

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He is speaking English. _ **Canadian** _ English.

My vote is for any of the dinner party wars shows currently on. Basically lets get strangers together to trash each others cooking and decor, and see who serves up the least amount of bad food/bad entertainment.

Its really fun when the participants decide to get drunk and sloppy with each other and really call each other out on quirks and dietary habits.  
I hate reality tv shows, but this is just like being a fly on the wall at a series of very bitchy parties.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2011, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awful-shows-that-you-cant-stop-watching/572088/89 "2011-02-27T17:34:01Z")

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Swamp Loggers, but only one time, when I was lying on the couch, sick, and couldn’t find the remote. What a boring show. A bunch of rednecky guys…cutting down trees. What irked me was they were trying to make it exciting, like Deadliest Catch …(“Joe Bob knows if they don’t drag that tree out of the mud by 5 p.m. today,…they won’t get paid!”)

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