# Awrighty, which one of you gay dopers set off the Queer Beacon? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 20, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466 "2006-06-20T19:05:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/1 "2006-06-20T19:05:07Z")
[Flaming Rainbow](http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2006/06/060619-rainbow-fire.html) :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/2 "2006-06-20T19:23:40Z")
This is a test of the emergency queer beacon, it is only a test. If this had been an actual queer beacon this flash would have been followed by additional news and instructions, I repeat this is only a test. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/3 "2006-06-20T19:29:40Z")
My Gal Shirley, that was fabulous! :eek: 😕 :o 🆒😉😃 ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/4 "2006-06-20T19:32:26Z")
Idaho wouldn’t have been my first guess. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/5 "2006-06-20T19:51:47Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Idaho wouldn’t have been my first guess. Ah, but the Queer Beacon goes where it is needed the most. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/6 "2006-06-20T20:03:20Z")
It looks like the torch for the Gay Olympics. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/7 "2006-06-20T20:17:28Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Idaho wouldn’t have been my first guess. Not even if it’s your own private Idaho? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/8 "2006-06-20T20:45:35Z")
To the Queermobile, Robin! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/9 "2006-06-20T20:47:01Z")
It was Zoot. Oh, bad Zoot. Bad, naughty Zoot. Bad, naughty, evil Zoot. Ooooh, Bad, naught, evil wicked Zoot. She must be punished! ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/10 "2006-06-20T21:29:01Z")
I thought the OP said “Which one of you gay guys got off on queer bacon?” The mental image was unsettling. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/11 "2006-06-20T21:34:41Z")
> [@Kalhoun](#): > > I thought the OP said “Which one of you gay guys got off on queer bacon?” The mental image was unsettling. For _you_, maybe. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/12 "2006-06-21T03:03:45Z")
> [@Anastaseon](#): > > Ah, but the Queer Beacon goes where it is needed the most. I do believe in the Queer Beacon! I do, I do! ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/13 "2006-06-21T03:17:49Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > To the Queermobile, Robin! Darn, I’m glad I checked befor posting. I was about to make that exact post. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Lord\_Il\_Palazzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Il_Palazzo)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/14 "2006-06-21T03:19:24Z")
er… I mean befor **e** posting. ---
**Author:** ![urban1a](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e47c2d/32.png) [@urban1a](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/urban1a)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/15 "2006-06-21T03:41:18Z")
Thanks for the post. It’s now my background pic. Bob ---
**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/16 "2006-06-21T03:44:56Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > It was Zoot. > > Oh, bad Zoot. Bad, naughty Zoot. Bad, naughty, evil Zoot. Ooooh, Bad, naught, evil wicked Zoot. > > She must be punished! Woohoo! Spankings! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/17 "2006-06-21T04:08:23Z")
> [@Happy Clam](#): > > For _you_, maybe. 😛 [It’s Bacon!](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4587997947693045815) ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/18 "2006-06-21T04:41:57Z")
“Why are there so many Posts about rainbows And what’s on the other side?” – Kermit the Frog I’m paraphrasing, of course. But Kermie had a point. We of the straight persuasion demand equal time. Where is a photo of the quintessential _straight_ beacon? Huh? Show some respect. (Sulking in Nashville) ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/19 "2006-06-21T04:54:58Z")
I dunno…it seems somehow…ambiguous. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2006, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466/20 "2006-06-21T18:06:38Z")
> [@NurseCarmen](#): > > Idaho wouldn’t have been my first guess. Idaho? No, _you_ da ho! What? 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awrighty-which-one-of-you-gay-dopers-set-off-the-queer-beacon/361466.md?page=2)