# Aww, fuck it, let's just put everything we have in a bowl

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 1, 2006, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971 "2006-06-01T02:49:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/101 "2006-06-02T01:42:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Gangster Octopus]  
Now if they some sort of straps on the bowl so I could just hang it from my head, horsey feedbag style I might give it a shot, but really, asking me to use a fork to eat my food is just too much.  
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Homer: And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. And how come everyone  
has a bed pan and I have to walk all the way other there!

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/102 "2006-06-02T01:52:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Quote:**  
> Originally Posted by **Larry Mudd**  
> Yay!

[QUOTE=devilsknew]  
Classic! I’m laughing like a badmofo!  
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Heh, I [Pix2Fone’d](http://www.pix2fone.com) that picture and it looks pretty spiffy as my new wallpaper, thanks **Larry Mudd**! You rock and stuff… 😉

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/103 "2006-06-02T01:59:37Z")

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[QUOTE=SmartAleq]  
…it looks pretty spiffy as my new wallpaper…  
[/QUOTE]  
Gee, thanks. (Now I feel like the five minutes I spent on it weren’t _totally_ wasted…) 😃

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/104 "2006-06-02T03:46:21Z")

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Anyone else hear Katamari music while reading **King of Soup** ’s post back on page 1? Just me? Okay.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/105 "2006-06-02T04:11:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Faruiza]  
THIS. Is precious.  
Hilarious!  
Heeheeheeheehee…  
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I think that’s where Paul Simon got the inspiration for the song, “Mother and Child Reunion”-there was an Asian dish on a menu consisting of chicken and eggs called “Mother and Child Reunion”.

Count me with the crowd who thinks the Famous Bowls sound nauseating. It sounds just a little TOO much. And I’m not exactly the healthiest eater on the planet (I look forward to the days when the hospital cafeteria serves onion rings or fried mozarella sticks, fer crissakes!)

I’m sure that a big mac and fries with a shake has just as many calories, or nearly as many. But somehow, it doesn’t seem quite as rich and heavy as this does.

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**Author:** ![gazpacho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@gazpacho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gazpacho)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/106 "2006-06-02T05:16:05Z")

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I remember a fake ad on the onion about Denny’s bucket of meat and eggs. Then one day I say a bowl of meat and eggs on the menu. It looks like life imitating art to me.

[http://www.theonion.com/content/index/3701](http://www.theonion.com/content/index/3701)  
Look lower down on the page.

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**Author:** ![Jotun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@Jotun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jotun)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/107 "2006-06-02T06:21:09Z")

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[QUOTE=brianjedi]  
Gravy and cheese should not be together.  
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Try telling that to a Quebecer! 😉

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/108 "2006-06-02T06:30:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Jotun]  
Try telling that to a Quebecer! 😉  
[/QUOTE]  
…and they will most likely agree: “Gravy and cheese should not be together.”

Fresh curds are nice with gravy. Cheese is nasty. That is the law.

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**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/109 "2006-06-02T11:10:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Larry Mudd]  
Gee, thanks. (Now I feel like the five minutes I spent on it weren’t _totally_ wasted…) 😃  
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I was laughing so hard it was difficult to breath.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/110 "2006-06-02T11:42:18Z")

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had my second one last night. first one I had lunch time, drove from KFC back to work, it was near by. I don’t care for their mashed taters much, but the corn, etc was good, and the crispiness of the chicken was maintained.  
last night I stopped by on the way home. I live out in the boonies, so the cheese was all melted by the time I got home.

I highly recommend allowing that to happen. ummmmmm.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/111 "2006-06-02T13:40:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Leaper]  
Nothing. It’s just that you seem to be the ONLY personon this thread who’s objecting to it on those grounds. Everyone else seems to be like “ewww, how _unhealthy_,” even though they’ve probably experienced exactly the same thing as **devilsknew** is saying above.

Ironically, it reminds me vaguely of the same fat hysteria that has people suing McDonalds…  
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Well, now you’ve hurt my last feeling, **Leaper** , because I said exactly that …

> [@](#):
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> It’s not the unhealthiness of it that grosses me out; it’s everything about it.

You never listen to me! ☹😛

It sounds like the majority thinks this is a pretty nifty idea, so I guess KFC knows their market. I know most people don’t have an aversion to the different foods on their plate touching, and many in fact like to mesh it all together as they eat. But to start it out that way? I feel faint.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/112 "2006-06-02T14:17:38Z")

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The bowl gets me hungry for chili-cheese fries, actually, or some excellent chili-and-cheese nachos.

But when someone mentioned their ultimate breakfast, it reminded me of the Breakfast of Champions my best friend and I ate when we were in high school.

Take:

2 large chicken breasts  
2 boxes Kraft Mac and Cheese  
Liberal amounts of Tony Chachere’s Seasoned Salt  
Some flour

- Dredge the chicken in flour. Douse lightly in seasoned salt.
- Fry in pan.
- Make mac and cheese.
- Put on plate, eat.

Serves two.

Oddly enough, even though I can’t manage to finish that meal today, I’m heavier now than I was then. ☹

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**Author:** ![Faruiza](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecd19e/32.png) [@Faruiza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Faruiza)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/113 "2006-06-02T18:40:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
I think that’s where Paul Simon got the inspiration for the song, “Mother and Child Reunion”-there was an Asian dish on a menu consisting of chicken and eggs called “Mother and Child Reunion”.  
[/QUOTE]

That story kinda rings a bell. And that’s what I love about that talented little guy, he’s got a great sense of humor!  
Really, who else would let Artie walk around with that…hair…for so long? 😃

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/114 "2006-06-02T20:45:30Z")

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Just had me a bowl for lunch. Dem boys is tasty.

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**Post date:** [June 2, 2006, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/115 "2006-06-02T20:58:08Z")

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[QUOTE=Faruiza]  
That story kinda rings a bell. And that’s what I love about that talented little guy, he’s got a great sense of humor!  
Really, who else would let Artie walk around with that…hair…for so long? 😃  
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[Tis true.](http://www.snopes.com/music/songs/mother.htm) . I read three pages of gooey gravy goodness only to be beat to the post.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/116 "2006-06-03T06:49:12Z")

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The description of this dish reminds me of a Malaysian delicacy called _ais kacang_. The first word is the English word “ice,” and _kacang_ means either ‘bean’ or ‘peanut’–or both, as you’ll see.

First a bowl gets half filled with crushed ice. On top of that, throw in:  
black beans  
peanuts  
corn niblets  
a dark brown jelly (I don’t know what colors or flavors it)  
syrup  
evaporated milk  
until it looks like an exploding volcano.

I personally find it unappealing.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/117 "2006-06-03T09:59:39Z")

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Hey hey hey!

Ice Kachang is the food of the Gods!

There’s red beans, sweetcorn, most probably it was “chin chow” jelly, attap seeds… I can’t remember what else. But it’s PERFECT for blazing tropical days!

…

Come to think of it, Western food doesn’t really have an analogue that I can think of… fruit and nut cake, maybe? That’s a whole lotta stuff mixed together… oh!! Salad! That’s a whole bunch of random crap thrown together and slathered in mayo, you have to admit that if you weren’t used to it it would look mighty strange.

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**Post date:** [June 3, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/118 "2006-06-03T18:23:05Z")

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[QUOTE=WOOKINPANUB]  
It sounds like the majority thinks this is a pretty nifty idea, so I guess KFC knows their market. I know most people don’t have an aversion to the different foods on their plate touching, and many in fact like to mesh it all together as they eat. But to start it out that way? I feel faint.  
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Same here. I like everything in it, and I don’t have an aversion to my food touching, but, but… :eek:

Great googily moogily that bowl looks like the bottom of the trash can after everyone has scraped thier leftovers off thier dinner plates.

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**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/119 "2006-06-13T02:47:02Z")

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I wonder if I can get one with ranch dressing?

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**Post date:** [June 15, 2006, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-fuck-it-lets-just-put-everything-we-have-in-a-bowl/358971/120 "2006-06-15T04:26:11Z")

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The first time I saw the commercial, I thought it was a joke.

I don’t have a problem with a bunch of stuff in a bowl. I like breakfast bowls, and rice bowls. But those things go together. The KFC bowl would be tolerable without the corn and cheese. I like corn and cheese, but not dribbled ontop of my chicken dinner.

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