# Aww. Now I can't think of This Year's Model as a hot female doper anymore. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701 "2005-12-15T06:40:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/21 "2005-12-15T17:14:51Z")
Yeah ol’ Frank, that beer belly scratching, Buffalo wings eating, Cheetos dust on his sweat pants wiping, Nazi-mod, fart machine. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/22 "2005-12-15T17:23:06Z")
> [@astro](#): > > Yeah ol’ Frank, that beer belly scratching, Buffalo wings eating, Cheetos dust on his sweat pants wiping, Nazi-mod, fart machine. _stops picking nose_ _starts looking for hidden camera_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/23 "2005-12-15T17:29:00Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > _stops picking nose_ > _starts looking for hidden camera_ It’s in your pants. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/24 "2005-12-15T17:31:06Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Lacy. I’m a hot blonde, 5’10" tall. I like to waterski, read books, and I just love staying home and serving my man all day! > > So…a/s/l? 19, very male, and wherever you are, baby ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/25 "2005-12-15T17:39:07Z")
FTR, I am not a dude named Frank. FTR, I am a dude named John. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/26 "2005-12-15T17:41:12Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I thought he was car. That was my mother. ---
**Author:** ![Dangerosa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Dangerosa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dangerosa)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/27 "2005-12-15T17:49:31Z")
I am, of course, a dog. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/28 "2005-12-15T17:50:45Z")
:smack: I only just now realized _why_ some people marked **TYM** ’s sex as female. I guess if I had to picture him, it would have been something along the lines of Gigolo Joe from _A.I._ That whole cocaine & catwalk thing is pretty remote to me. How sad. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/29 "2005-12-15T18:10:07Z")
What the world really needs is more frank women. Or Frankenwomen. That would be good, too. Not Al Frankenwomen, though. That would be way wrong. I mean the kind of Frankenwomen that needs just a screw here and a screw there to be made complete. Those kind of Frankenwomen. That’s what the world really needs. I’m sorry, what was the question? ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/30 "2005-12-15T18:19:36Z")
I just had one of those moments when you add up a bunch of small data bits all at once, and get a distressingly reliable insight into your own personality. I didn’t know **T** [sub]his[/sub] **Y** [sub]ears[/sub] **M** [sub]odel[/sub] was a guy. I didn’t think of him as a girl, though. I just didn’t think of him as a him or a her. Now I realize that unless, and until it becomes specifically relevant, and often only for those few seconds, I don’t much pay attention to gender on the internet. Call yourself **Sweet Lil Heartbreaker** and I get a visual of a very young girl in not enough clothes. But, unless she puts a lot of specifically sexual references in her posts, I won’t think about it much. Long ago, in another whole type of message board virtual world, I was completely sensitive to the sex of the other respondents, even to the point of knowing who was electronically transgendered, without being told. But when you are discussing Kant, Carl Rove, or stellar dynamics, I guess I just don’t care what your plumbing equipment is, just your sources. I am a lot more celibate than I had realized. ## Tris I am not a guy named Frank. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/31 "2005-12-15T18:25:36Z")
This whole thread is very confusing. Why can’t a woman be frank? Woman can be sincere and direct, can’t they? ---
**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/32 "2005-12-15T18:30:46Z")
> [@Uncommon Sense](#): > > This whole thread is very confusing. Why can’t a woman be frank? > Woman can be sincere and direct, can’t they? I’ll be Ernest, if you’d rather. _nod to Benny Hill_ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/33 "2005-12-15T18:54:20Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > :smack: I only just now realized _why_ some people marked **TYM** ’s sex as female. The reason I thought so was not because of the “model” connotation but because he was so freakin’ nice all the time, even when correcting people. Not that women can’t be bitches but still, for some reason… ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/34 "2005-12-15T22:48:28Z")
> [@Knowed Out](#): > > So what is your name, dude? I had the overwhelming urge to reply to that with “Ahhh…Eastwood? Clint Eastwood.” ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/35 "2005-12-15T23:01:40Z")
**Idle Thoughts** (and any other guys), please feel free to think of **me** as a hot female doper. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/36 "2005-12-16T01:03:01Z")
> [@frank](#): > > Last edited by Frank : Today at 06:29 PM. Reason: fixed hot female doper’s coding _points_ Favoritism! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/37 "2005-12-16T01:14:38Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > _You’re_ still a hot chick, though, right? > > (In my mind’s eye, you look like Heinlein’s Hamadryad Weatheral, who, in my mind’s eye, looks like Valerie Bertinelli, circa 1980. I think my mind’s eye wears glasses with tape on them.) Do you mean me, or **Hamadryad?** ---
**Author:** ![Otanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Otanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanx)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/38 "2005-12-16T01:35:19Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > **Idle Thoughts** (and any other guys), please feel free to think of **me** as a hot female doper. 😉 I always think of you as a hot female doper. I also seem to always think of your username as a question instead of a username, but being married I can’t answer the question. -Otanx ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/39 "2005-12-16T01:35:41Z")
Frank. He used to be mysterious. Now, he’s just another hot dog in a pot of boiling water. ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/40 "2005-12-16T04:03:21Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > **Idle Thoughts** (and any other guys), please feel free to think of **me** as a hot female doper. 😉 I am perfectly willing to do so. If you would be so kind as to provide some evidence in support of this assertion? Email is fine, just put SDMB in the message header. Of course, too many clothes could cloud the issue, so just remember, less is more. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701.md?page=3)