# Aww. Now I can't think of This Year's Model as a hot female doper anymore.

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**Created:** [December 15, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701 "2005-12-15T06:40:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/41 "2005-12-16T05:22:15Z")

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> [@chaoticbear](#):
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> > [@Anaamika](#):
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> > Lacy. I’m a hot blonde, 5’10" tall. I like to waterski, read books, and I just love staying home and serving my man all day!
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> > So…a/s/l?
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> 19, very male, and wherever you are, baby

Oh, cripes, have we lost you to the other side? She’s very much female, you know.

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/42 "2005-12-16T05:37:56Z")

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Hey, this means I get to wile him with my feminine charms now. 😉

I think that Doper Genders thread back in IMHO should be stickied or something…

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**Author:** ![FlyingRamenMonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@FlyingRamenMonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingRamenMonster)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/43 "2005-12-16T09:06:05Z")

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Didn’t anyone else parse “model” as a make of product, like a refrigerator?

I thought of TYM as an anthropomorphised refrigerator when I wasn’t thinking of him as a fortysomething with wire-frame glasses.

**Frank** , what were you actually thinking of when you picked your name?

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**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/44 "2005-12-16T13:13:37Z")

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> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#):
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> I thought of TYM as an anthropomorphised refrigerator when I wasn’t thinking of him as a fortysomething with wire-frame glasses.
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> **Frank** , what were you actually thinking of when you picked your name?

Elvis Costello??  
That would finish nicely, since Elvis fits the wire-frame glasses thing.  
And, he had an album titled ‘This Years Model’.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/45 "2005-12-16T13:32:33Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Yeah ol’ Frank, that beer belly scratching, Buffalo wings eating, Cheetos dust on his sweat pants wiping, Nazi-mod, fart machine.

Every time I think of **Frank** , I think of TV’s Frank.

This is odd, because I, too, thought **TYM** was an attractive female before the name change. I suppose it was because subconsciously, model==female in my mind.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/46 "2005-12-16T14:39:00Z")

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> [@FlyingRamenMonster](#):
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> **Frank** , what were you actually thinking of when you picked your name?

**Uncommon Sense** has it. It was the title of Elvis Costello’s second (and best) album. You’re half right though. The connotations of a new model were there for me. I try to keep from fossilizing into a carictature of myself, to stay fresh and think in new ways, and so on and so forth, so that was there. The cocaine and runway model never crossed my mind.

If you add grey hair and a grey beard to your picture of a forty-eight year old with wire rim glasses, that would be me.

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**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/aww-now-i-cant-think-of-this-years-model-as-a-hot-female-doper-anymore/335701/47 "2005-12-16T18:42:46Z")

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> [@Feydeau](#):
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> Oh, cripes, have we lost you to the other side? She’s very much female, you know.

It’s OK. _Your_ side never wanted me anyway.

😛

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