# Awww, cute widdle doggy! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 2, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775 "2005-07-02T00:24:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/1 "2005-07-02T00:24:26Z")
Don’t know how long this link will be good for, but I wanted to introduce you to [Chinese crested Sam](http://www.newspress.com/), winner for third straight year of the Ugliest Dog Contest. Wouldn’t you like to wake up and find him curled up next to you in bed? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/2 "2005-07-02T00:29:36Z")
It’s the missing tooth that is the final, uh, je ne sais quois. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/3 "2005-07-02T00:33:35Z")
Oh, jesus christ, **Eve**! I’m going to have nightmares about that fucking thing! You are a cruel woman. ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/4 "2005-07-02T00:36:30Z")
Nice one! [Big turnout for five-day fair](http://www.arguscourier.com/news/news/fair050629.html) > [@](#): > > “Give 'em the zombie eye, L’il Sam!” owner Susie Lock-heed instructed her mutant-looking pooch in the final rounds of the contest, in reference to his cloudy left eye. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/5 "2005-07-02T00:42:18Z")
. . . and he was even cuter _before_ he was set on fire! ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/6 "2005-07-02T00:43:47Z")
Jesus Christ, is that thing alive? ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/7 "2005-07-02T00:47:27Z")
Good god o’mighty that’s one pitiful pooch! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![dare\_devil007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@dare\_devil007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dare_devil007)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/8 "2005-07-02T00:56:52Z")
I’m sorry, but holy shit, what happened to that pooch?! ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/9 "2005-07-02T01:06:43Z")
Good God - I thought I’d actually find him kind of cute, but he looks like some sort of hideous zombie road kill. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/10 "2005-07-02T01:23:18Z")
If the Cryptkeeper had a dog, that would be it. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/11 "2005-07-02T01:29:04Z")
To recover from the nightmare **Eve** so kindly subjected us to, I offer cute doggy pics and proof that all small, short-haired dogs will not send you screaming in the other direction! [Funny!](http://ozzyo.addr.com/funny.jpg) [The Little King of the Domain](http://ozzyo.addr.com/rocco1.jpg) [The Odd Couple](http://ozzyo.addr.com/charrocco.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/12 "2005-07-02T01:34:07Z")
That putrefied pup should get his own George Romero movie, **Dog of the Dead**. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/13 "2005-07-02T01:55:03Z")
What the hell, did they feed him after midnight? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/14 "2005-07-02T02:09:47Z")
JHFC! Did some bigger dog swollow it hole and then crapped him out? ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/15 "2005-07-02T02:55:27Z")
Hellhounds! Paris Hilton! It’s the end days! AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!! (Does L’il Sam work for [Fluffy](http://www.puppybreak.com/puppybank/24.208.137.198.1075910950051.jpg)?) ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/16 "2005-07-02T03:04:10Z")
In the “Truth is Stranger than Fiction” department… I don’t think anyone could invent an uglier doggie. GT ---
**Author:** ![MagicEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@MagicEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicEyes)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/17 "2005-07-02T03:11:39Z")
I was expecting Ugly, but I really wasn’t prepared for _that._ Holy crap! That dog should be in horror movies. **chatelaine,** you’re not the only one who’s going to have nightmares tonight! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/18 "2005-07-02T03:35:21Z")
I have to ask: Just what in the hell _is_ that? Thanks to the OP, I’m going ‘guns up’, and loading all of my available magazines. Criples, you’d think it was one of the dogs of Zoul or somethin’. . . Tripler “If anyone asks you if you’re a god . . . you say ‘YES!!’” ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/19 "2005-07-02T03:41:05Z")
Canine fthagn! ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775/20 "2005-07-02T03:53:35Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > I have to ask: > > Just what in the hell _is_ that? > > Thanks to the OP, I’m going ‘guns up’, and loading all of my available magazines. > > Criples, you’d think it was one of the dogs of Zoul or somethin’. . . > > Tripler > “If anyone asks you if you’re a god . . . you say ‘YES!!’” It’s a hairless Chinese Crested. Or so they SAY. I ain’t buyin’ it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awww-cute-widdle-doggy/310775.md?page=2)