# Awwwww! Teeny little cows! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 17, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532 "2002-06-17T15:06:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/21 "2002-06-17T20:58:24Z")
They’d have to be much smaller than a St. Bernard for me to want one. A thirty-pounder would be about right. ---
**Author:** ![jlzania](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/67e7ee/32.png) [@jlzania](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jlzania)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/22 "2002-06-17T21:08:46Z")
Actually **LolaCocaCola** -that’s my first cow’s name! ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/23 "2002-06-17T21:19:57Z")
Hehe Well, you _know_ what they say about great minds! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![snermy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@snermy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snermy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/24 "2002-06-17T22:22:35Z")
I’m waiting 'til they get to be [this size](http://www.raph.com/3dartists/artgallery/gilles_tran2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/25 "2002-06-17T22:22:38Z")
I hpe my stepfather doesn’t find out about them. He’ll want to start breeding and selling them too. My mom would love them, and probably get so attached she couldn’t bear to sell them. When they were raising donkeys a few years ago it was bad enough. But think of all the little baby sirloins, the perfect size for my George Foreman Grill. Yum. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/26 "2002-06-17T22:23:35Z")
Gosh. Quarter pounders on the hoof. Maybe this is how they fill those little pint size containers of milk we used to get in school. Although something that weighs in at 375 pounds doesn’t exactly fit my definition of “teeny little cow”. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/27 "2002-06-17T23:16:42Z")
I want a whole farm of miniature animals. Little tiny cows and horses, teeny weenie sheep. I’ll only grow cherry tomatos and Brussel Sprouts. I’d call it The Land of the Little and amuse myself by pretending to be a Giant all day. Yes, that’s what I want. ---
**Author:** ![RadioWave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/91b2a8/32.png) [@RadioWave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RadioWave)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/28 "2002-06-17T23:20:03Z")
So help me out here. Exactly how big of an aquarium would I need for one of these things? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/29 "2002-06-18T00:14:39Z")
This [guy](http://www.minicattle.com/index.cfm?select=article4) lives a few miles from me. They are neat looking little cows. There are always cars parked next to the pasture just to look at them. ---
**Author:** ![NutWrench](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nutwrench/32/20193_2.png) [@NutWrench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NutWrench)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/30 "2002-06-18T00:54:45Z")
Are there any pictures of the micro-cow? ---
**Author:** ![Dieter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@Dieter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dieter)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/31 "2002-06-18T01:05:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by screech-owl \* > \*\*Criminey! Do they give condensed milk? \*\* I’m sorry. That joke was really bad. Please step outside quietly and accept your beating. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/32 "2002-06-18T01:23:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dieter \* > \*\* > > I’m sorry. That joke was really bad. Please step outside quietly and accept your beating. \*\* Hey, lighten up, quit your beefin’ asnd don’t be so au"steer". At least I didn’t milk the joke for all it was worth. Everything else would “pail” in comparison. screech-owl “Red meat isn’t bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.” ---
**Author:** ![grettle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@grettle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grettle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/33 "2002-06-18T01:25:04Z")
**gatopescado** , How much does your wife charge for these sheep? Thanks guys, for all the really bad “dad-jokes.” They were fantastically funny. I mean it 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/34 "2002-06-18T03:46:01Z")
I don’t care how small they are, I’m **not** going to clean out their litter box. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/35 "2002-06-18T07:29:58Z")
This is going to take all the steam outta “Don’t have a cow, Man” ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/36 "2002-06-18T07:43:48Z")
[http://www.minicattle.com/index.cfm?select=sale2001](http://www.minicattle.com/index.cfm?select=sale2001) \<\<\< the jerseys here are BEAUTIFUL!!! Omigod I want one! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/37 "2002-06-18T11:26:00Z")
How small are they? Burger King has a new burger designed around them: the 1/8 pounder. What’s next? Mini Chickens? [foghorn leghorn] I say there, son, that’s a mighty small cock you have there [/fh] ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/38 "2002-06-18T13:42:29Z")
I want the ones in **snermy’s** link! ---
**Author:** ![HerMajestyLorna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7cd45c/32.png) [@HerMajestyLorna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HerMajestyLorna)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/39 "2002-06-18T18:03:38Z")
Awwwww! Thye are so cute and huggable! I want one. It could sit in my room and sleep in my bed and curl up with my puppy. They are so adorable. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532/40 "2002-06-18T18:23:04Z")
My backyard just became a ranch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/awwwww-teeny-little-cows/114532.md?page=3)