# Axe body spray is formulated by Satan himself....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 18, 2010, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axe-body-spray-is-formulated-by-satan-himself/532921 "2010-03-18T18:20:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axe-body-spray-is-formulated-by-satan-himself/532921/41 "2010-03-25T19:57:26Z")

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> [@GameHat](#):
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> Hint: Axe is marketed hard at high-school kids. And high-school kids are idiots. I should know. I was once one myself.

Actually, Axe is marketed to middle-schoolers - the kids in their ads are all really short, so they haven’t hit a real growth spurt yet. My youngest brother stopped wearing Axe in 8th grade - and now, as a freshman, the rest of his friends have stopped too.

I’m completely amazed that anyone’s husband or adult partner is wearing that stuff.

I’m amazed your husband bought the stuff. Go for some Old Spice and some low-key cologne.

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