# Axl Rose wants the Internet to take down his fat pics

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 7, 2016, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726 "2016-06-07T12:47:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/1 "2016-06-07T12:47:09Z")

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[Take me Down for a Pair o’ Baked Zitis](https://www.yahoo.com/music/axl-rose-asks-google-to-remove-unflattering-photos-190042605.html)

So much for that aloof rock-n-roll spirit. All Axl really did was make his butthurt over the fat memes viral and encourage more to exist.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/2 "2016-06-07T12:48:27Z")

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Hellooo, Streisand Effect…

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**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/3 "2016-06-07T14:07:06Z")

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He needs to hire Hooli to strip those search results.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/4 "2016-06-07T14:12:25Z")

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I was unaware of those pictures until he mentioned them. Hah!

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/5 "2016-06-07T14:15:20Z")

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I once overheard this in a club: _“Axl Rose? Who the hell is that fat old Queen?”_

Hard to forget a line like that. 😃

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/6 "2016-06-07T15:04:58Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I was unaware of those pictures until he mentioned them. Hah!

Same here. Streisand effect indeed.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/7 "2016-06-07T15:21:21Z")

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Why did I not know about these memes? You failed me internet. Some of these are hilarious.

[https://www.google.com/search?q=axl+rose+meme&biw=1745&bih=872&site=webhp&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjqvMOsm5bNAhVG94MKHXVoBOoQsAQIJA](https://www.google.com/search?q=axl+rose+meme&biw=1745&bih=872&site=webhp&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjqvMOsm5bNAhVG94MKHXVoBOoQsAQIJA)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/8 "2016-06-07T15:32:53Z")

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This is probably as good a place as any to mention the authorized bathroom wall graffiti\* that I saw yesterday at a garden center:

[del]Guns[/del] N’ Roses.

Some dear heart got upset over the mention of guns.

\*this place even provides markers so you can add your own.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/9 "2016-06-07T15:42:02Z")

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Frankly, it wouldn’t bother me a bit if every photo, every video, every mention of that poser were removed from the Internet.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/10 "2016-06-07T15:56:26Z")

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Ya know, I’d like it if I wasn’t fat, old and had a hairdo that made my head look like a penis. But I’m self aware enough that I know that I only have myself to blame for these things, and revel in them.

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/11 "2016-06-07T17:31:01Z")

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> [@scabpicker](#):
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> a hairdo that made my head look like a penis.

Pic?

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**Author:** ![Pantastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3bc359/32.png) [@Pantastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantastic)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/12 "2016-06-07T17:51:50Z")

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Usually I’m opposed to fat-shaming people, but Axl Rose has just been such a jackass to people over the course of his career that I really can’t work up even mild annoyance at it. I look forward to seeing what the Streissand effect does to him in this case.

> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> [del]Guns[/del] N’ Roses.
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> Some dear heart got upset over the mention of guns.

Or maybe they were making a joke about the fact that the garden center only sells roses and not guns. That was my first thought when I saw the strikethrough, I’d make a joke like that and I’m… not exactly the type to get upset at the mention of guns.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/13 "2016-06-07T17:55:07Z")

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What does he want, all his fat pics to be sucked away through the tubes?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/14 "2016-06-07T17:57:05Z")

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Let’s see. Axl went through a skinny phase and a fat phase. He’s played in Las Vegas. He couldn’t be Elvis trying to make a comeback, could he?

No, too bizarre to contemplate. Forget I even brought it up.

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2016, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/15 "2016-06-07T18:06:00Z")

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[Yeah, this worked so well with Beyonce.](http://www.dailystormer.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/01_angry_beyonce.jpg)

> [@Doug\_K](#):
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> Frankly, it wouldn’t bother me a bit if every photo, every video, every mention of that poser were removed from the Internet.

And get off my lawn, too! 😃

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/16 "2016-06-08T01:38:00Z")

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Take me down  
to the Paradise City,  
where the griefers meme  
and they show no pity.

Oh won’t you please take me there.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/17 "2016-06-08T04:34:15Z")

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> [@x-ray\_vision](#):
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> > [@scabpicker](#):
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> > a hairdo that made my head look like a penis.
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> Pic?

I don’t have any of my current glory, and my wife alternates on agreeing whether it looks like a penis or not (I think she thinks I’m reveling in that fact a bit much). Think of 80’s-90’s [Peter Boyle](http://www.movieactors.com/freeseframes-1026/RedHeat154.jpeg), but dishwater blond.

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/18 "2016-06-08T13:54:50Z")

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What was it that Joe Rogan said on NewsRadio about taking pictures off the internet? “It’s like peeing in the pool. Once it’s in there, you can’t get it out!”

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2016, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/axl-rose-wants-the-internet-to-take-down-his-fat-pics/756726/19 "2016-06-08T14:30:34Z")

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YATIDKWATUTITTSI\*

\*Yet Another Thing I Didn’t Know Was A “Thing” Until The Idiot Tried To Suppress It.
