# Ayn Rand Paul **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 21, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307 "2013-04-21T14:11:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/1 "2013-04-21T14:11:50Z")
Let’s invent one. It could be like the HUMANCENTiPAD. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/2 "2013-04-21T14:58:20Z")
This may not be what you’re after, but Les Paul Newman Michael Vick Damone Dick Clark Kent Barefoot Jerry Springer ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/3 "2013-04-22T01:06:38Z")
ahem … ---
**Author:** ![Icarus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icarus/32/72_2.png) [@Icarus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icarus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/4 "2013-04-22T13:58:56Z")
> [@Napier](#): > > Let’s invent one. It could be like the HUMANCENTiPAD. Where do you think he got his first name, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/5 "2013-04-22T14:16:39Z")
> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#): > > ahem … Yes? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/6 "2013-04-22T14:23:03Z")
> [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](#): > > ahem … > [@Czarcasm](#): > > Yes? If other Dopers, whose screen name fits the OP, don’t speak up here, should we list as many of them as we can think of? Meanwhile: Jesse James Garner Chief Dan George Gobel Thomas Jane Goodall ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/7 "2013-04-22T14:29:54Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Yes? Perhaps you are being czarcastic? ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/8 "2013-04-22T14:31:37Z")
> [@Icarus](#): > > Where do you think he got his first name, anyway? Not short for “Krugerrand”, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/9 "2013-04-22T14:32:06Z")
Typhoid Mary Queen of Scots? Ebenezer Scrooge McDuck is probably cheating. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/10 "2013-04-22T14:57:25Z")
> [@Napier](#): > > Perhaps you are being czarcastic? Moi? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/11 "2013-04-22T14:58:47Z")
Bob Hope Lange Ralph Terry Bradshaw Jackie Robinson Crusoe Joe Louis Jordan ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/12 "2013-04-22T15:10:16Z")
Phillip K. Dick Tracy John Deere Abby Stephen King Kong Dirk Benedict Arnold Clark Kent Allard(Super Shadow!) ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/13 "2013-04-22T15:10:28Z")
Ian Stewart Copeland James Dean Martin Kobe Bryant Gumbel Dean Martin Luther King Jr Daniel Craig Ferguson Amy Grant Hill ---
**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/14 "2013-04-22T18:54:14Z")
Ayn Rand Paul Ryan. Three in one, now we have a HUMANMILLiPED. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![cjepson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a9adbd/32.png) [@cjepson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cjepson)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/15 "2013-04-22T19:04:18Z")
Ayn Rand Paul RYAN. Patrick Henry James Taylor Swift. On edit: Anais Nin Ja Rule!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@Mona\_Lisa\_Simpson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lisa_Simpson)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/16 "2013-04-22T19:26:30Z")
Bruce Wayne Gretzky --solves crime and scores goals! Horatio Nelson Muntz ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/17 "2013-04-22T23:24:33Z")
Mathew Broderick Crawford ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/18 "2013-04-22T23:35:24Z")
> [@Icarus](#): > > Where do you think he got his first name, anyway? Actually apparently not. I think it is just a family name. Ron Paul McCartney Harry S Truman Capote Taylor Swift Boat Veterans Doctor Who Put the Bomp in the Bomp de Bomp sha Bomp ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/19 "2013-04-22T23:42:00Z")
Sara Jessica Parker Posey ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2013, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rand-paul/656307/20 "2013-04-22T23:52:16Z")
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