# Ayn Rand's column in Parade

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 25, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475 "2013-07-25T13:32:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/1 "2013-07-25T13:32:11Z")

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From Ayn Rand’s [totally real and believable](http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2013/07/29/130729sh_shouts_hodgman) column in Parade

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> I saw on television the performing group known as the Village People. These are very exuberant, virile men. I have no delusions; I know that they are all lesbians. But they expressed in their dancing the kind of unapologetic enthusiasm for their masculinity that so many in our culture wish to repress in favor of Alan Alda.

If only her life hadn’t been struck short by Godless Collectivists, what other subjects would she have educated the (above) average reader?

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/2 "2013-07-25T19:38:51Z")

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I would say the Village People were masculine.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/3 "2013-07-25T19:42:02Z")

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What about the Vatican’s disco band, The Village Papal?

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**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/4 "2013-07-25T19:45:45Z")

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She loved Fresca? Everyone knows that real people drink Nehi.

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**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/5 "2013-07-25T21:42:12Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> I would say the Village People were masculine.

The policeman was surely a top.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/6 "2013-07-25T21:49:28Z")

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She was a hoot on “Match Game.”

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/7 "2013-07-25T22:08:26Z")

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that was really funny.

the contest with liza was one of my favourites.

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2013, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/8 "2013-07-25T22:59:41Z")

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Too bad she never published the new chapter of Atlas that she bit onto toilet paper. Only a true speed freak would do something like that.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/9 "2013-07-26T01:46:13Z")

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I’m surprised the New Yorker parodist didn’t have the 1980 Rand mention that there’s this Canadian drummer fellow who’s got a thing for her oeuvre.

Anyway, it was a funny piece. I love about two-thirds of the “Shouts and Murmurs” pieces.

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**Author:** ![Shmendrik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Shmendrik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shmendrik)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/10 "2013-07-26T02:08:55Z")

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> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#):
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> If only her life hadn’t been struck short by Godless Collectivists, what other subjects would she have educated the (above) average reader?

She might have educated them about how she’d never use “godless” as an insult.

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**Author:** ![Lochdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/edb3f5/32.png) [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ayn-rands-column-in-parade/664475/11 "2013-07-26T16:36:51Z")

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Would have been interesting and always good to get a different perspective.
