# B Bashers Anonymous **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 26, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557 "2005-05-26T05:28:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/1 "2005-05-26T05:28:32Z")
Hello. My name is Zoe and I’m a recovering Bush Basher. It’s been twenty-five minutes since my last bashing episode. I’m not actually certain that criticizing the missing is all that bad for us, but I am addicted to Twelve Step Programs and this seems like fun to me. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/2 "2005-05-26T05:29:37Z")
Hello. My name is Zoe. It’s been one minute since my last Bush bashing episode. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/3 "2005-05-26T05:31:12Z")
Good on you! But the real test will come when you can resist the craving to speak evil of Karl Rove. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/4 "2005-05-26T05:31:16Z")
It’s OK, he’s asleep. He won’t do anything worthy of bashing for several more hours yet. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/5 "2005-05-26T05:33:21Z")
But **luci** , he’s breathing! He’s wasting our precious oxygen! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/6 "2005-05-26T05:33:40Z")
Hello. My name is Askia. It has been twelve years eight months since my last Bush bashing. Aside from the two political shitkickers I refer to as “Shrub” and “Florida Kudzu.” It’s been a mite more recent than that. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/7 "2005-05-26T05:34:45Z")
Welcome, **Zoe**. We are glad you’ve seen the error of your ways. Walk toward the light. Join us in the light. You will be safe in the light. Welcome, **Zoe** …_to the dark side_! Bwahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/8 "2005-05-26T05:41:58Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > It’s OK, he’s asleep. He won’t do anything worthy of bashing for several more hours yet. I heard on Fox News that he farts somethin’ fierce in his sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/9 "2005-05-26T05:44:22Z")
You sure that wasn’t CBS? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/10 "2005-05-26T05:46:48Z")
Doubt it. Requires too much concentration. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/11 "2005-05-26T06:04:22Z")
> [@](#): > > **FinnAgain** : I heard on Fox News that he farts somethin’ fierce in his sleep. Hey, I’ve heard about people who produced fierce things when they farted. Come on! Don’t keep us in suspense! What was it? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/12 "2005-05-26T06:09:05Z")
It wasn’t candy. ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/13 "2005-05-26T13:12:49Z")
A weapon of ass destruction? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/14 "2005-05-26T13:35:19Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > A weapon of ass destruction? :eek: He pulled the old “Dutch Oven” on Laura last night. ---
**Author:** ![Latro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Latro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latro)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/15 "2005-05-26T14:10:49Z")
> [@Hentor the Barbarian](#): > > He pulled the old “Dutch Oven” on Laura last night. :eek: OMG He gassed his own people!!! ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/16 "2005-05-26T16:15:42Z")
This thread is like an AA meeting where everyone’s doing body shots and keg stands about fifteen minutes after it starts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2005, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/17 "2005-05-26T16:18:41Z")
'Fraid so. My attitude is screw this recovery crap. The key is to make it look _good_. Think Dean Martin. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/18 "2005-05-27T01:23:48Z")
I’m feeling an urge to post a Bush v. Nixon thread in GD. (Who was the worse for the country?) But I would have to clean up my language and I’ve gone without bashing the spur-squatter (speaking of weapons of ass-destruction) for over than nineteen hours now and that’s a record for me. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/19 "2005-05-27T01:28:39Z")
Oh. Well, since I have to start over, can anyone tell me what reason Bush is giving for not turning over the intelligence documents that Biden is requesting on Rasputin? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557/20 "2005-05-27T01:29:33Z")
Three texan doctors are playing golf, and talking about their sucesses. The first doctor says that he’s so good, that one of his patients had gotten his hands chopped off, and the doctor sewed them back on so well that the patient went on to become a concert pianist. The second doctors says that’s nothin’. Why, _he_ once had a had a patient who had his arms **and** legs chopped off, but he sewed them back on so well tha the patient went on to become the world champion in kick boxing. ## The third doctor just smiles a bit and then says: “I can beat both of you, no problem. One of my patients was riding a horse across railroad tracks and he got hit by a train. All that was left was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. And my patient went on to become President of the United States!” “Yeehaw! is not foreign policy.” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-bashers-anonymous/305557.md?page=2)