# B cup!  I'm a B cup!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 13, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730 "2002-07-13T02:19:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![KellyM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/57b2e6/32.png) [@KellyM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KellyM)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/1 "2002-07-13T02:19:02Z")

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My breasts have finally reached the point that they can actually fill a B cup! That bra I bought a year ago finally fits!

I swear I put on a half cup size in a week. They weren’t this big last weekend.

Now I’m really wondering how big they’re gonna get. Nobody in my family, that I know of, is larger than a C cup.

I’m so happy! 🙂 🙂 😃

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/2 "2002-07-13T02:35:25Z")

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Uh… Congratulations? 🙂

And… (you knew it was coming, right?)…

Cite, please? I mean, you know, for verification. \*

[sub]\* long as you’re over 18… you are, right? What, you’re not? Never mind. Really. Never mind! No, I didn’t say that ^^ No, you don’t know me. Walk away, forget I was here. …

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/3 "2002-07-13T03:12:29Z")

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Have you been hitting the Bloussant Bust Enhancement Cream again?

But seriously, congratulations on your new and exciting cup size.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/4 "2002-07-13T03:15:31Z")

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It’s kinda ironic…you’re very happy you are a B cup, and my GF would also be very happy if she were a B, but for the opposite reason, she wants smaller boobs. A D cup (and DD for some bras) just doesn’t suit her.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/5 "2002-07-13T03:41:57Z")

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How much milk does a B cup hold?  
:: Secretly happy that men’s “things” don’t come in talked about sizes… ::

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/6 "2002-07-13T03:52:36Z")

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Guys! Guys! I’m finally a “C” tube!

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/7 "2002-07-13T03:55:14Z")

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Congratulations, **Kelly**! 🙂 Now I’m _really_ envious of you.

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**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/8 "2002-07-13T04:06:59Z")

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I laugh because Mrs. Pessor fluctuates between a 34A to a 34B depending on the bra manufacturer, as well as her body’s natural ebb and flow. Consequently, she picks a bra to fit her “breast mood” that day. If she’s off a day, sometimes she’s busting out at the seams (a ‘B’ breast hugged into a cute Vic Secret ‘A’ brassiere or top). Sometimes it’s a loosly fitting athletic type cut bra with not-so-much support for not-so-much breasts (can still sneek a peek… it’s the same exciting peek). It’s all still a trip for me as I never thought so much into (the breasts) in the beginning.

Eight years later, the A=B vs. B=A equation is still very cool. Congrats on your “B”… you overachiever!

When we have a letter system that rates the hiney, can I be a judge?

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**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/9 "2002-07-13T12:28:27Z")

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Welcome to the B-cup sisterhood, **KellyM**.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/10 "2002-07-13T22:58:53Z")

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So, no pics?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2002, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/11 "2002-07-13T23:57:58Z")

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Congrats, **Kelly**!

I have a few mtf trans friends and I know the “respectable breasts” milestone was a big thing for them.

jayjay

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/12 "2002-07-14T00:15:03Z")

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I’m jealous. I just had to custom-order nursing bras because I’m too big to find anything comfortable in my size over the counter.

Seriously, though. Congrats.

Robin

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/13 "2002-07-14T00:30:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MsRobyn \*  
> \*\*I’m too big to find anything comfortable in my size **over the counter.** \*\*

I’m sorry…breasts…over the counter…I couldn’t resist. Yeah, I’m 12…

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/14 "2002-07-14T00:37:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Green Bean \*  
> \*\*But seriously, congratulations on your new and exciting cup size. \*\*

_New and exciting_? What the . . .

New for you, I guess. Exciting for the rest of us! 😃

Tripler  
I mean, it’s not like it’s a commercial: “New and improved!”

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**Author:** ![Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/2bfe46/32.png) [@Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xavier)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/15 "2002-07-14T01:38:04Z")

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> My breasts have finally reached the point that they can actually fill a B cup! That bra I bought a year ago finally fits!

Good for you! Well done, you’re finally ready for an undergraduate qualification in the social sciences.

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> I swear I put on a half cup size in a week. They weren’t this big last weekend.

I believe the technical term is “ripening”.

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> Now I’m really wondering how big they’re gonna get. Nobody in my family, that I know of, is larger than a C cup.

This can’t possibly be correct. I’m afraid I’m going to have to get a warrant from the Department Of Unusual and Energetic Inspections (DUEI).

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> I’m so happy!

I will be too if the warrant comes through. God bless us all.

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**Author:** ![lawoot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/35a633/32.png) [@lawoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lawoot)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-cup-im-a-b-cup/118730/16 "2002-07-14T01:45:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> sung to the tune of ‘Heaven! I’m in Heaven!’
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> B cup! I’m a B cup!  
> And I’m so happy my nips are forming peaks!  
> And I can’t wait till I’m filling out a C  
> I swear I put on a half cup size in a week!

Sorry about that - for some reason when I saw the thread topic this just started floating around in my head. 😃
