# \[b\]Fuck TV ads About Bodily Functions, etc.\[/b\] **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 17, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-fuck-tv-ads-about-bodily-functions-etc-b/285126 "2005-01-17T01:57:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@Alonzo\_John\_Blitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alonzo_John_Blitz)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-fuck-tv-ads-about-bodily-functions-etc-b/285126/41 "2005-01-20T00:22:23Z")
Per **5que** - **I would never know my four hour erections were not normal without these commercials.** Good point. I retract my OP. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-fuck-tv-ads-about-bodily-functions-etc-b/285126/42 "2005-01-20T00:33:42Z")
> [@Chanteuse](#): > > Well, sometimes you forget that last month you used up all but the last two in the box! And so what do you do? It is a bit, er…_messy_, you know, and you may not want to risk a personal trip to town. So you ask someone to help you out! > > Not that this has ever happened to ME or anything… It’s either that, or buy enough supplies to build yourself a tampon box fort, right? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-fuck-tv-ads-about-bodily-functions-etc-b/285126/43 "2005-01-20T00:41:49Z")
> [@5que](#): > > I would never know my four hour erections were not normal without these commercials. > > Ladies, how ‘ya doin’? _spits seltzer water all over her monitor_ ---
**Author:** ![Gfab912](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a9a28c/32.png) [@Gfab912](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfab912)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-fuck-tv-ads-about-bodily-functions-etc-b/285126/44 "2005-01-20T01:53:01Z")
> [@pugluvr](#): > > I can’t believe no one has mentioned that one portraying a cartoon gob o’ mucous camping out in your lungs. Now _there’s_ an image you don’t want to see as you’re lifting a spoonful of split pea soup to your mouth! I think “Mr. Toe Fungus” is worst, especially while chowing down on a meal. ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-fuck-tv-ads-about-bodily-functions-etc-b/285126/45 "2005-01-20T09:09:49Z")
Not exactly a bodily functions commercial, but I hate the bleach commercials where the guy is all set to dive into bed and he freezes in midair and looks down to see that his mattress has become a festering, simmering, glorping melange of crusty oily evil filth. Bleurgh. And I think “Tampons, whee!” should be our Official Battle Cry if we ever have another sexual revolution. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-fuck-tv-ads-about-bodily-functions-etc-b/285126/46 "2005-01-20T09:14:48Z")
> [@Marlitharn](#): > > Not exactly a bodily functions commercial, but I hate the bleach commercials where the guy is all set to dive into bed and he freezes in midair and looks down to see that his mattress has become a festering, simmering, glorping melange of crusty oily evil filth. Bleurgh. > . Oh yeah, that one is so nauseating. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-fuck-tv-ads-about-bodily-functions-etc-b/285126.md?page=2)