# \[B\]glee\[/B\], you lying sack of shit! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 22, 2004, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551 "2004-10-22T03:55:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/21 "2004-10-22T11:11:31Z")
> [@Who\_me?](#): > > This is just silly. **How DARE I misquote myself!!** I never said that _anything_ is silly! I demand satisfaction at dawn!! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/22 "2004-10-22T11:13:57Z")
SnakeSpirit, you want Glee, you gotta go through me. I’ll hijack your thread nine ways from Sunday before I let you call that man of honor a liar. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/23 "2004-10-22T11:14:36Z")
Pistols or custard pies? ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/24 "2004-10-22T11:18:00Z")
> [@yojimbo](#): > > Pistols or custard pies? Pies, of course… I like pie. ---
**Author:** ![SentientMeat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SentientMeat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SentientMeat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/25 "2004-10-22T11:19:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Pistols or custard pies? I’d suggest a waterfight. One bucket each, per minute, until you’re both completely sopping dry. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/26 "2004-10-22T11:20:42Z")
> [@yojimbo](#): > > Pistols or custard pies? Why not just plain piss. If it’s good enough for the Episcopal Church… hell, it’s good enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![Who\_me\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/958977/32.png) [@Who\_me\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Who_me_1)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/27 "2004-10-22T11:24:02Z")
Sorry guys, he offered pies as an option. > [@Liberal](#): > > Why not just plain piss. If it’s good enough for the Episcopal Church… hell, it’s good enough for me. Uhhhh… I’m not a member of that Church, I think I’m glad that I’m not… ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/28 "2004-10-22T11:26:13Z")
> [@yojimbo](#): > > Pistols or custard pies? Drop down, baby, let your daddy see. Drop down, mama, just dream of me Well, my mama allow me to fool around all night long Well, I may look like I’m crazy, I should know right from wrong See me comin’, throw your man out the door Ain’t no stranger, been this way before See me comin’, mama, throw your man out the door I ain’t no stranger, I been this way before. ---
**Author:** ![sinical\_brit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/48db29/32.png) [@sinical\_brit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinical_brit)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/29 "2004-10-22T13:36:51Z")
Yeh - Snakespirit - its a reeeeal pisser when someone misrepresents your statements from one thread to another…isnt it? twat. Sin ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/30 "2004-10-22T14:28:06Z")
> [@yojimbo](#): > > Pistols or custard pies? When come back at dawn… ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/31 "2004-10-22T14:31:16Z")
**SnakeSpirit** , could you send me a memo just before you start making sense, so I’ll know to start reading your posts? ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/32 "2004-10-22T14:42:58Z")
Custard piss? Sounds like somebody needs some penicillin… ---
**Author:** ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/33 "2004-10-22T15:39:56Z")
Jiminy Fuck, what the hell is your problem, SnakeSpirit? So, glee screwed something up. In a very minor way. Christ, have a fucking conniption. This reinforces my belief that your views are wacko. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/34 "2004-10-22T16:05:28Z")
> [@SnakeSpirit](#): > > Have you _ **SEEN** _ that thread? > > You go in there, you take your mind in your hands. > > I ain’t posting in there no more, no thank yew! Pshaw and pfft. That thread’s nothing. Here’s the grandaddy of such threads: **[Contact with the Great Beyond–Psychics like Praagh](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156629&highlight=praagh)** ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/35 "2004-10-22T16:14:33Z")
> [@SimonX](#): > > Pshaw and pfft. > That thread’s nothing. > Here’s the grandaddy of such threads: > > **[Contact with the Great Beyond–Psychics like Praagh](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156629&highlight=praagh)** If anyone bumps that thread now, **SimonX** , I’ll curse you and your descendants for nine generations. Just thought I’d give you, you know, fair warning. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/36 "2004-10-22T16:20:12Z")
> [@SimonX](#): > > Pshaw and pfft. > That thread’s nothing. > Here’s the grandaddy of such threads: > > **[Contact with the Great Beyond–Psychics like Praagh](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156629&highlight=praagh)** NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Anything but that the thread! The rack! The iron maiden! Auto da Fe!!! Anything but _that_ thread! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/37 "2004-10-22T18:43:08Z")
> [@SimonX](#): > > [Contact with the Great Beyond–Psychics like Praagh](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=156629&highlight=praagh) Sweet Zombie Jesus, what a nightmare of a thread. 36 pages!?!?! Oh, and am I the only one who read the title of this thread “ **glee** , you ignorant slut”? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/38 "2004-10-22T18:55:03Z")
> [@SnakeSpirit](#): > > Well, I think we should let glee speak for e’s self… (e = his/her, since I don’t know, too lazy to look). Too lazy to look where? Between his/her legs? Where else could you look? ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/39 "2004-10-22T19:41:51Z")
Hey, **Snakespirit**? Since you’re so hot on taking it to just about everybody for perceived slights, here’s one for you. I’m still waiting for you to apologize to me, actually, for putting words in my mouth in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=281367&page=4). it’s hard to claim the high ground when your feet are in the mud. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551/40 "2004-10-22T21:06:49Z")
> [@andros](#): > > it’s hard to claim the high ground when your feet are in the mud. apparently it’s quite easy for a schmuck. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-glee-b-you-lying-sack-of-shit/270551.md?page=3)