# \[B\]Here it is at last.  The thread about NOTHING.  Wanna' make something of it?\[/B\]

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 21, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042 "2003-07-21T23:32:39Z")
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### Author: ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)
#### Post date: [July 21, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/1 "2003-07-21T23:32:39Z")

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(nothing)

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### Author: ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/2 "2003-07-22T00:24:48Z")

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### Author: ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/3 "2003-07-22T00:33:04Z")

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nothing…zero

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### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/4 "2003-07-22T00:34:45Z")

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0[sup]0[/sup] - 0

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### Author: ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/5 "2003-07-22T00:42:22Z")

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1-1=

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### Author: ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/6 "2003-07-22T00:45:53Z")

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1/0

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### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/7 "2003-07-22T00:45:58Z")

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Actually I cheated. 0[sup]0[/sup] is undefined.

How about 3 - 2 - 1? 😃

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### Author: ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/8 "2003-07-22T00:46:56Z")

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j89989nd9883d894jdn493jn88944d

(oh crap I crashed the thread!)

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### Author: ![Pelleas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e8c25b/32.png) [@Pelleas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pelleas)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/9 "2003-07-22T00:46:59Z")

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2 - 2 =

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### Author: ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/10 "2003-07-22T01:00:40Z")

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The sound of one hand clapping…

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### Author: ![Eilsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c68b51/32.png) [@Eilsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eilsel)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/11 "2003-07-22T01:02:28Z")

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SWL Q.

The noise a falling tree makes when no one’s around…

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### Author: ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/12 "2003-07-22T01:16:34Z")

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_Cheerfully copied from VarlosZ’s post in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=199240)_

> [@](#):
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### Author: ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/13 "2003-07-22T01:17:46Z")

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Mmm-Hmm.

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### Author: ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/14 "2003-07-22T01:19:56Z")

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A thread about nothing? Who’ll want to read that?

Now if we had a thread about a butler…

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### Author: ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/15 "2003-07-22T01:20:45Z")

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Is this a thread about the Neverending Story? Shouldn’t this be in Cafe Society?

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### Author: ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/16 "2003-07-22T01:29:08Z")

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&nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp &nbsp **esup[/sup] +1 = 0**

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### Author: ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/17 "2003-07-22T03:48:22Z")

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0[sup]10[/sup] = Nothing At All

–Jethro Tull

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### Author: ![The\_Great\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a87d85/32.png) [@The\_Great\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_One)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/18 "2003-07-22T04:04:11Z")

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huh?

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### Author: ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/19 "2003-07-22T05:28:47Z")

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In the words of a variety of console RPG heroes:

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### Author: ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)
#### Post date: [July 22, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/b-here-it-is-at-last-the-thread-about-nothing-wanna-make-something-of-it-b/190042/20 "2003-07-22T07:00:42Z")

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And this one time, at band camp…

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