I think this is a great idea.
It hides their scent from the wolves and dingos.
Ha! That’s what I was thinking…that sounds like something I might like to wear. My boys smell good all on their own (well, usually).
I loved the smell of Johnson’s bath products, such as No More Tears or their baby wash. But to put cologne just for the sake of putting on cologne? No.
Come on, guys. Let’s be understanding here. Sometimes a guy baby really wants to impress a girl baby and he’s trying his hardest to seem cool, and a shiny new crib and new blankie threads just don’t cut it…
It’s the size of the rattle that truly matters…
I thought it wasn’t the size that mattered?
slinks away
I heard (on these very boards) that there’s a perfume for adults that smells like clean baby. I wouldn’t wear it on the street, but I wouldn’t mind spritzing my sheets with that fragrance. It’s positively yummy!
Oh, pssh. I’ll have you know that when I was a baby, what impressed the ladies most about me was the distance I could flick strained carrots from my spoon and my superior proficiency at drooling. Me, I looked for the ones that could separate the rubber nipple from the pacifier.
[sub]WHAT??[/sub]
You keep thinking that. Of course it doesn’t matter, not one little bit. Nope.
Bah. Everyone knows it’s the accuracy, not the distance–if babydude can hit the dog at 10 feet, then he’s sure to score in the playpen before nap. Or was this a regional thing? All I know is the bigger the rattle and the keener the eye–it didn’t matter what was in those diapers-- I was a goner.