# Baby Einstien videos you will never see

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 23, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916 "2009-10-23T23:52:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Threadkiller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@Threadkiller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Threadkiller)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2009, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916/1 "2009-10-23T23:52:50Z")

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I am currently sitting with my 18 month old watching on of the Baby Einstein videos: Baby Newton (Shapes). He also loves Baby Galileo (Discovering the Sky), Baby Van Gogh (Colors), etc.

So what are some they will never make?

So far I’ve got:

Baby Hefner (Sex)  
Baby Stalin (Totalitarianism)  
Baby Rasputin (Never say Die)  
Baby Hitler (Race Relations)

Any others?

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916/2 "2009-10-24T00:02:55Z")

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Baby de Sade?

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916/3 "2009-10-24T01:03:38Z")

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> [@Threadkiller](#):
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> Baby Stalin (Totalitarianism)

I prefer:

Baby Big Brother

🙂

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916/4 "2009-10-24T01:17:58Z")

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Baby Satre (existentialism)

Baby Malthus (poverty and starvation)

Baby Benedict Arnold (treason)

Baby Britney (parenting)

Baby Sid Vicious (music)

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**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916/5 "2009-10-24T02:03:35Z")

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Baby Dahmer (cooking)

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916/6 "2009-10-24T02:09:24Z")

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Baby Eisner (enterprenurism)\*

Baby Boll (filmmaking)

Baby Popeil (informercial hosting)

Baby Limbaugh (punditry)

Baby Heene (trying to get your face in the media no matter what)

[sub]\*“Baby Trump” might be a good one as well, but seeing who owns Baby Einstein, I figured this made more sense.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-einstien-videos-you-will-never-see/514916/7 "2009-10-24T02:23:23Z")

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Baby Happy Hooker (prostitution)

Baby of the Rings (really, what’s he gonna do, swallow The One Ring?)