# Baby I want you in the worst way possible... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [May 17, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491 "2002-05-17T03:49:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/1 "2002-05-17T03:49:19Z")
I vote for standing up in a hammock. What could be worse than that? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/2 "2002-05-17T03:52:35Z")
In the backseat of a volkswagon beetle? ---
**Author:** ![tigergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3e96dc/32.png) [@tigergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tigergirl)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/3 "2002-05-17T03:58:15Z")
Standing on a swivel chair ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/4 "2002-05-17T04:06:40Z")
[ul]… \*\*Hanging from a chandelier! \*\* …😛 [sup]With the lights turned out[/sup][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/5 "2002-05-17T04:10:16Z")
You’re in luck; the worst possible way is the only way I know how to do it! ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/6 "2002-05-17T04:21:29Z")
In a sea kayak? ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/7 "2002-05-17T04:32:14Z")
Hmm… How about perched on a barrel, going over Niagra Falls? Or straddled across a kayak in semi-still water, just before you hit the rapids? On a playground swing (especially one of those swings that has a flexible rubber seat area)? I guess that’s a lot like standing up in a hammock. On a patch of thistles? On an expanse of Antarctic ice? ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/8 "2002-05-17T04:34:13Z")
Darn! Sorry for the semi-simulpost, Finagle. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/9 "2002-05-17T04:36:01Z")
With your tongue stuck to a flagpole. ---
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/10 "2002-05-17T04:36:44Z")
On top of a fire ant nest. ---
**Author:** ![Sephiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc8723/32.png) [@Sephiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sephiroth)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/11 "2002-05-17T04:46:26Z")
Unconscious and unaware. ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/12 "2002-05-17T05:20:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scribble \* > **On a patch of thistles?** Thistles would be very bad, but nothing like a patch of [**nettle**](http://www.liferesearchuniversal.com/nettle.jpeg) :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/13 "2002-05-17T05:22:30Z")
I’m not sure Smoove B would approve of any of this. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/14 "2002-05-17T05:28:36Z")
With my parents watching. No, wait, that’s going too far. I don’t want anybody _that_ badly. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/15 "2002-05-17T06:08:49Z")
Even worse would be while watching your parents! ---
**Author:** ![Kyomara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8edcca/32.png) [@Kyomara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyomara)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/16 "2002-05-17T07:36:02Z")
In a pile of half-dead jellyfish. ---
**Author:** ![auRa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/17 "2002-05-17T10:52:05Z")
In a pile of _long_-dead jellyfish… On the hood of a car that has just been driven non-stop across the continent, on a hot day. ---
**Author:** ![Grimace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@Grimace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grimace)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/18 "2002-05-17T11:22:05Z")
On a Pogo-Stick… Going downhill. ---
**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/19 "2002-05-17T11:34:32Z")
Standing up to your neck in a cesspool. On the wing of a 767 at 35,000 feet. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491/20 "2002-05-17T13:31:49Z")
In a kiddie pool stocked with angry pirahnas. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-i-want-you-in-the-worst-way-possible/109491.md?page=2)