# Baby Jolie-Pitt born **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 28, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531 "2006-05-28T02:52:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sleeping\_mud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58f4c7/32.png) [@sleeping\_mud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping_mud)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/1 "2006-05-28T02:52:18Z")
Angelina Jolie has given birth to a girl. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/2 "2006-05-28T03:24:14Z")
Thanks, Brad! Good job! hehe I find it weird how just a little over a year ago, he was married to Jennifer Aniston. Now he has three kids with another women. Those Hollywood types move fast. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/3 "2006-05-28T03:25:29Z")
oops, “woman”, not women. He doesn’t move that fast. ---
**Author:** ![sleeping\_mud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58f4c7/32.png) [@sleeping\_mud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sleeping_mud)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/4 "2006-05-28T03:29:33Z")
The name is supposedly Shiloh. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/5 "2006-05-28T04:21:18Z")
Figures. We’ll never get that extra holiday now…they’ll just combine it with Memorial Day. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/6 "2006-05-28T10:24:40Z")
[Here](http://www.irishexaminer.com/breaking/story.asp?j=151261680&p=y5yz6zz6x&n=151262289&x=) is the story. Anyone else humming Neil Diamond? ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/7 "2006-05-28T12:43:32Z")
Yes, I am. “Shiloh when I was young, I used to call your name. When no one else would come, Your bodyguards always came, And beat the crap out of me.” ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/8 "2006-05-28T13:53:47Z")
My mind is dancing with visions of a great celebrity-child party where Apple, Suri, Moxie Crime Fighter, Shiloh, and Grier dance in a circle, holding hands. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/9 "2006-05-28T15:42:12Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > My mind is dancing with visions of a great celebrity-child party where Apple, Suri, Moxie Crime Fighter, Shiloh, and Grier dance in a circle, holding hands. Ooh, joined by [Pilot Inspektor Lee](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005134/bio), [Tu Morrow](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001555/bio), all 5 [George Foremans](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0286040/bio), [Kal-el Cage](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000115/bio) and [Jermajesty Jackson](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0413659/bio). What a swell group! ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/10 "2006-05-28T15:53:16Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > My mind is dancing with visions of a great celebrity-child party where Apple, Suri, Moxie Crime Fighter, Shiloh, and Grier dance in a circle, holding hands. And then they all head down to the courthouse and change their names to Ann, Mary, Susan, Kathy and Linda. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![LiveOnAPlane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3d9bf3/32.png) [@LiveOnAPlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiveOnAPlane)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/11 "2006-05-28T16:02:38Z")
Well, it could be worse (Not that there’s anything wrong with that!) In the Marshall Islands, my wife regulary did birth certificates with names like Cinderella Lace and Rocket Brain. Completely diff cultures, though, not trying to be snarky. ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/12 "2006-05-28T16:25:50Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > My mind is dancing with visions of a great celebrity-child party where Apple, Suri, Moxie Crime Fighter, Shiloh, and Grier dance in a circle, holding hands. I forget, which one is Grier? Much as I couldn’t give a shit about celebrity baby-making, I can’t help but find it amusing that I met and talked to Angelina Jolie when she was pregnant, though it hadn’t been announced yet. The most talked-about fetus in tabloid history was _right there_! ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/13 "2006-05-28T16:27:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Apple, Suri, Moxie Crime Fighter, Shiloh Nouvel, Grier, Pilot Inspektor, Tu, Kal-el, and Jermajesty I can totally see these celebrity kiddies getting together in 20 years and making babies of their own, and naming them **crazy** things like “Ann” or “James”. Imagine the media freakout! ---
**Author:** ![Merhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Merhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merhouse)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/14 "2006-05-28T16:38:27Z")
> [@lorene](#): > > [Here](http://www.irishexaminer.com/breaking/story.asp?j=151261680&p=y5yz6zz6x&n=151262289&x=) is the story. > > Anyone else humming Neil Diamond? Funny you should ask. Matter of fact, last night I was ruminating as to whether Neil should want, run from, or demand, a paternity test 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/15 "2006-05-28T16:56:17Z")
I wonder what Moon Unit and Dweezil Zappa think of this later generation… ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/16 "2006-05-28T17:18:10Z")
This child will be genetically superior, super-rich, and famous from moment zero. I, for one, welcome our new super-sexy overlord. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/17 "2006-05-28T17:22:09Z")
> [@vibrotronica](#): > > This child will be genetically superior, super-rich, and famous from moment zero. > > I, for one, welcome our new super-sexy overlord. I know it’s really, really mean, but part of me is hoping that the kid’s got webbed feet, crossed eyes, and a hunchback. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/18 "2006-05-28T17:44:52Z")
Since there were two such baby threads going, I merged the two (and kept the better of the two titles). ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/19 "2006-05-28T18:32:11Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > My mind is dancing with visions of a great celebrity-child party where Apple, Suri, Moxie Crime Fighter, Shiloh, and Grier dance in a circle, holding hands. _sings_ “Take the flame inside you, burn and burn below…” ---
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531/20 "2006-05-28T18:38:15Z")
> [@vaderspal](#): > > I forget, which one is Grier? Grier is Brooke Shields’ second daughter. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-jolie-pitt-born/358531.md?page=2)