# Baby on your doorstep, what do you do?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-on-your-doorstep-what-do-you-do/756659>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 6, 2016, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-on-your-doorstep-what-do-you-do/756659 "2016-06-06T15:08:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2016, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-on-your-doorstep-what-do-you-do/756659/101 "2016-06-13T23:40:33Z")

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> [@lorene](#):
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> EBaby!

😃[itsy.com](http://itsy.com)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-on-your-doorstep-what-do-you-do/756659/102 "2016-06-14T20:36:32Z")

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Sweep the leg!

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2016, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-on-your-doorstep-what-do-you-do/756659/103 "2016-06-14T20:38:59Z")

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> [@flatlined](#):
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> Scream. Run away and hide under the bed while letting husband call 911.
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> We are both incapable of having children and I have zero maternal instincts. Babies scare the crap out of me, whenever someone asks me if I want to hold theirs I always panic because I’m afraid I will break it.
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> But…if it was a kitten? MINE!!!

Babies are kind of like kittens, except the babies have sharper nails.

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