Baby Put Through L.A. Airport X-Ray Machine

Good thing the baby’s name wasn’t on the Do Not Fry list.

From the article:

OK, then. I didn’t read that part.

And, since REM = Rad x Q factor, and the Q factor for x-ray is about one, then the little dude got a dose of about .001 Rad.

Not to worry.

Right, as I said, the bigger danger to the kid is the ride on the ramp at the end where he gets crushed by the backpack coming through after him.

It’s the law: