# Baby shit cuisine?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840 "2005-12-16T01:35:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/41 "2005-12-16T22:05:05Z")
> [@lizardling](#): > > I’ll try a lot of things, but this just put me clean off lunch. You’re lucky I’d finished my cream cheese-and-fruit-stuffed croissant before I read this. _queasy_ Why? Have you developed some new technology that allows you to projectile vomit via the internet? ---
**Author:** ![lizardling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@lizardling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lizardling)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/42 "2005-12-16T22:40:48Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Why? Have you developed some new technology that allows you to projectile vomit via the internet? Nah, I’d just bill you for the ruined keyboard and wrist rest doodad. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/43 "2005-12-16T22:42:03Z")
> [@Tuckerfan](#): > > Why? Have you developed some new technology that allows you to projectile vomit via the internet? That in its own right could be a new cuisine technology. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/44 "2005-12-16T22:55:13Z")
I can perhaps see a very limited, novelty value for _pasteurized babyshit_, with all the harmful bacteria cooked out. I doubt anyone would exactly _enjoy_ the taste on crackers or in salad, but perhaps those who enjoy saying such things could tell their friends that they went to some hip party somewhere and ate babyshit. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/45 "2005-12-16T23:00:59Z")
Baby poo, spit-up…howzabout that [_ **placenta** _](http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/placenta.html)! (You may not want to click on that while you’re eating, just finished eating, thinking about eating, or ever planning on eating again.) ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/46 "2005-12-17T03:04:33Z")
:eek: AAAAAGH! IT’S _ROPY!!!_ Thing looks like it could crawl onto your face and suck the breath right out of ya. ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/47 "2005-12-17T03:59:49Z")
> [@Happy Lendervedder](#): > > Baby poo, spit-up…howzabout that [_ **placenta** _](http://www.twilightheadquarters.com/placenta.html)! > (You may not want to click on that while you’re eating, just finished eating, thinking about eating, or ever planning on eating again.) We _really_ need a puking smiley… ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/48 "2005-12-17T05:31:57Z")
> [@flamingbananas](#): > > Poo just isn’t food. Try telling that to your dog. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/49 "2005-12-17T05:39:36Z")
> [@Dijon Warlock](#): > > Try telling that to your dog. And dung beetles. Poo is like filet mignon to those little buggers. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/50 "2005-12-17T07:24:46Z")
Dog diarrhea mousse? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/51 "2005-12-17T07:29:45Z")
Cecil did a piece on some women who ate placenta. They kept talking about how it was full of “soul” and spiritual and all that crap. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2005, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840/52 "2005-12-18T10:34:06Z")
[Is there really such a thing as…placental stew?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a3_104.html) As a brilliant fast-food commercial of years past put it: “Parts is parts!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/baby-shit-cuisine/335840.md?page=2)