# Bachelor, party of 1. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165 "2001-03-23T16:41:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/1 "2001-03-23T16:41:28Z")
Now seating… Bachelor, party of 1. [sub]Your turn, and no using “Balls, party of two” either.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/2 "2001-03-23T16:55:14Z")
Donner, party of four…no, wait, three and a half…no, hang on… ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/3 "2001-03-23T16:59:20Z")
Dionne, party of 5 ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/4 "2001-03-23T17:18:08Z")
Boléro, party of 1…uh, 2…hmmm,6…hey, should I just get a room for y’all? ---
**Author:** ![Pies\_R\_Squared](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d78d45/32.png) [@Pies\_R\_Squared](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pies_R_Squared)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/5 "2001-03-23T19:14:39Z")
Salinger, party of five ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/6 "2001-03-23T19:29:26Z")
Mssrs. Eng and Chang Butler, party of one. [Eng and Chang](http://www.wilkesboro.com/OldWilkesInc/engchang.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/7 "2001-03-23T19:35:22Z")
Dali Lama Party of one with everything. ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/8 "2001-03-23T19:40:22Z")
Mole. Party of 6.022 x 10^23. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/9 "2001-03-23T20:48:55Z")
Jesus, Party of 13… ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/10 "2001-03-23T20:55:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\*Dali Lama > > Party of one with everything. \*\* ROFLMAO \ I dunno why, but that just cracked me the hell up. On a personal note, I have an ex-husband. Said ex-husband’s last name (as was mine for a while) was Arms. Truly I believe I divorced him just so that I never in my life again had to hear, “Arms, party of two.” Oh, yeah, big host stud/cute hostess bimbette, I DO see you giggling behind your hand. Did you make that up all by yourself??? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/11 "2001-03-23T21:17:12Z")
Jackson, party of 5. ---
**Author:** ![andyman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@andyman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andyman)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/12 "2001-03-23T21:20:16Z")
Topps, party of 4. ---
**Author:** ![Tretiak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Tretiak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tretiak)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/13 "2001-03-23T21:31:55Z")
Marcel Marceau… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/14 "2001-03-23T21:35:21Z")
Dewey, Cheatum & Howe, LPA Whomsoever constitutes a member of the party of the third part … ---
**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/15 "2001-03-23T21:51:28Z")
Donner, party of 80… No - 73… No - 68… No - 54… ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/16 "2001-03-23T22:21:15Z")
Pi, party of 3.14159265358979323… ---
**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/17 "2001-03-23T22:53:32Z")
Euro, party of 11. U, party of 2. You too? U2? No! U Thant and U Nu I didn’t - you knew? Oh no! A gnu! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/18 "2001-03-23T23:09:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Max Torque \* > \*\*Donner, party of four…no, wait, three and a half…no, hang on… \*\* Bwahahahahahaha!!! That really shouldn’t be funny. Hehe! ::wipes away the tears:: Donner Pass really is a beautiful place though. (No, I don’t have anything to add to this. Carry on.) ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/19 "2001-03-24T01:02:10Z")
I am getting an image of the Donner Party at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet line… ::shuddering, trying not to giggle:: ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2001, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165/20 "2001-03-24T01:32:42Z")
Democrats, party of 50,158,094 Republicans, party of 49,820,518 etc. etc. etc. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bachelor-party-of-1/59165.md?page=2)