# Back in the office in the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [April 23, 2018, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961 "2018-04-23T10:34:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/141 "2018-04-27T20:19:59Z")

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Surely black olives. After her trip to Mexico, Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) 18 or 19 at the time, brought back the knowledge of how to make burritos like the family she visited prepared them. Chopped black olives was one of the ingredients.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/142 "2018-04-27T20:31:44Z")

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For sure olives and I am with you on the avocado. The devil’s own fruit. I can’t stand it-taste or texture.

Have fun **Em** Be safe.

I agree with Sunny that Sah Son may need some medication. How else will he ever meet the one and maybe make Sari a Grandmama?

I just came from the Pubic store. I finally got the berries I have been craving all week. Plus lots of chocolate. There was a serious lack here at the office. Come on 1700.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/143 "2018-04-27T20:44:04Z")

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\*\*FCD \*\*has decided he doesn’t want meatloaf, so as soon as he cleans up, we’re going out for supper.

For those who’ve encountered my whack-a-doodle sister on FB, you’ll notice she used the phrase “You’re so pretty…” That’s code for “Bless your heart”, which would be obvious if you could read her tone of voice. 😃 In case you were wondering…

So glad the work day is done!

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/144 "2018-04-27T20:48:13Z")

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Well, my new concrete patio is done; took pictures and everything and now I can’t find the wire to hook camera to computer to download. It’ll show up, I’m sure, in the last place I look.

Mailed my passport and paperwork to a friend to take to the Chinese Consulate to get my Visa for my trip. Needed information on when I arrived (airline flights), where I am staying, and who’s responsible for me (travel agency has a POC in-country). So no wandering off the beaten path on this trip!

Soccer practice is on, so need to get ready for it, and between coaching and refereeing I have another 5-6 hour day at the fields Saturday. At least the weather is supposed to be nice.

Have fun, **Midget**

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/145 "2018-04-27T20:57:23Z")

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Decided to walk on the wine hunt, so the headlight bulb remains unchanged. I expect a prompt reminder at 8am tomorrow morning, my time.

I’ll see if I can manage it myself this time; last time I had to change a headlight bulb in this car I gave up and had to pay someone. No problem with any other car I’ve had, but this is a tiny car even by English standards, and it’s designed with the exact minimum space to squeeze a hand in, even the guy from the shop took ages and admitted it was unusually tricky.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/146 "2018-04-27T21:18:26Z")

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\*\*Nut \*\*- my daughter’s first car was a New Beetle, and if you look in the owner’s manual, it says to take the car to the dealer for headlight replacement. THAT is obscene. Fortunately, the magic of Teh Intrarwebs yielded step-by-step instructions with photos. It wasn’t easy, but it was doable.

Changing auto lights shouldn’t be so difficult!

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**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/147 "2018-04-27T21:30:04Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> \*\*Nut \*\*- my daughter’s first car was a New Beetle, and if you look in the owner’s manual, it says to take the car to the dealer for headlight replacement. THAT is obscene. Fortunately, the magic of Teh Intrarwebs yielded step-by-step instructions with photos. It wasn’t easy, but it was doable.
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> Changing auto lights shouldn’t be so difficult!

Maybe they were hoping she’d just throw it away and buy a new car?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/148 "2018-04-27T21:42:28Z")

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**Bumba** - sour cream, and I wouldn’t include the bell peppers (yuck). Good luck with the relatives.

Have fun **Midget**!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/149 "2018-04-27T21:59:17Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> …Mailed my passport and paperwork to a friend to take to the Chinese Consulate to get my Visa for my trip. Needed information on when I arrived (airline flights), where I am staying, and who’s responsible for me (travel agency has a POC in-country). So no wandering off the beaten path on this trip!..

Someone be sure to show him [the Queen of Diamonds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manchurian_Candidate_(1962_film))when he returns. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/150 "2018-04-27T22:06:07Z")

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> [@Filbert](#):
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> Maybe they were hoping she’d just throw it away and buy a new car?

One of the Youtube videos changing the SRV headlights involves removing the grill and part of the front end.

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**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/151 "2018-04-27T22:16:07Z")

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I had a VW Jetta one time. I ran into some branches sticking out into the road and broke a headlight. The part alone was almost $200 in 1980’s money. May have been the ‘90’s but still. No more VW’s for me even though I have always wanted a beetle. The newest ones look sort of like a Porsche.

I only have about 6 more payments on the present Toyota and dagummit I shall not buy a new car for a while. The one I have now has 70K miles. In Toyota terms it’s barely broke in.

ETA. THANK GOD TIS FIRDAY. ‘Twas a long day and week.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/152 "2018-04-27T23:23:42Z")

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We have ingested majik intartoobz pizza and sallit. Ice cream for later. Life is good!

**Bumba** yes on the black olives. Also for sour cream. Avocado I can take or leave. If it’s there I’ll eat it but if it’s not no biggie. I’d add some chilies or jalapeños but that’s just me.

**Midget** have fun! Like **Bumba** said we never behave so why start now.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/153 "2018-04-27T23:27:39Z")

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We’ve owned 2 Jettas. One we drove till it literally fell apart in the parking lot - we probably could have fixed it but we decided to junk it. The other got traded in on a PT Cruiser, which I didn’t like at all. My two favorites have been my Aerostar and my Scion xA. I put about 235K on the Aerostar, and my sister is still driving the Scion - it had 106K when I sold it to her.

Since it’s Firday, we went to Cracker Barrel so I could have the Friday Fish Fry. Chillage shall now ensue for the evening. Yard work tomorrow. Chocolate cake a little later. Life is pretty good.

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**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/154 "2018-04-27T23:39:10Z")

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**Em** SOME of us will remember to use coasters while you are away…

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/155 "2018-04-28T00:37:19Z")

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> [@peedin](#):
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> **Em** SOME of us will remember to use coasters while you are away…

What does it mean, “coasters”?

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/156 "2018-04-28T01:00:55Z")

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**bumba** , I would go for the black olives, sub the rest of the red bel for the green and sour cream. If I were making it for me, I’d use guac or salsa verde for the dressing.

**metal mouse** , did you make imprints of your hands with the date and your age in the cement? 😃

Have fun **emily**!

**nut** , if you are replacing a bulb as opposed to a unit, make sure you wear latex or neoprene gloves. The oil on your hands will ruin some bulbs.

I irked, grocery shopped, took Nelson to the dog park, got gas and cash (the safari park doesn’t take sliders) and picked up a burger and tots for supper. Now to make a list for Nelson’s dogsitter. 🙂

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/157 "2018-04-28T01:12:54Z")

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Survived inventory. Went to Bottle Mixx for the tapping of a keg of [Sexual Chocolate](https://untappd.com/b/foothills-brewing-sexual-chocolate/5284) Watching hockey.

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> \*\*Nut \*\*- it just occurred to me that none of the vehicles I’ve owned over the years have ever had an indicator to tell you if a headlight or tail light burned out. Would it be that difficult to have a sensor detect when current stops flowing to a light? It’s too many years since I studied Basic Electricity, but I can’t see how it would be a big deal.

It works for turn signals.

> [@EmilyG](#):
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> Heya folks. I’ll be away for the weekend. Be good while I’m gone. 😛 🙂

Have fun!

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> For those who’ve encountered my whack-a-doodle sister on FB, you’ll notice she used the phrase “You’re so pretty…” That’s code for “Bless your heart”, which would be obvious if you could read her tone of voice. 😃 In case you were wondering…

She’s not Whack-a-doodle ,she my kind of people.😃

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/158 "2018-04-28T01:55:30Z")

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> [@Filbert](#):
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> Decided to walk on the wine hunt, so the headlight bulb remains unchanged. I expect a prompt reminder at 8am tomorrow morning, my time.

Well, iffn it’s [Five O’Clock Somewhere](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU&t=53s), then it’s also 8am somewhere else, right? 😛  
To replace the headlight on my car, you gotta park it, turn the wheel, remove the wheel well cover & get an 8yo (anyone older’s arm is too big) to reach up to remove / replace the bulb. High beams, which are used less & therefore burnout less frequently? Pop the hood, untwist at the back, pull out the old one & replace the new one. No tools, no sitting/lying on the ground, no fuss, no muss. Easy-peasy. :rolleyes:

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> What does it mean, “coasters”?

Please follow along, will ya. **Midget** is a musician. Now, [don’t talk back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHB3Rbz1OI&t=14s)! :dubious:

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> She’s not Whack-a-doodle ,she my kind of people.😃

Then she’s not a whack-a-doodle; she’s well beyond that, more like nucking futz. 😛  
Have to get up at 6am, that’s the latest weekend alarm time in 6 weeks! :eek:

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/159 "2018-04-28T02:01:39Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> \*\*Nut \*\*- my daughter’s first car was a New Beetle, and if you look in the owner’s manual, it says to take the car to the dealer for headlight replacement. THAT is obscene. Fortunately, the magic of Teh Intrarwebs yielded step-by-step instructions with photos. It wasn’t easy, but it was doable.
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> Changing auto lights shouldn’t be so difficult!

I once had a Chrysler Concord, the instructions for headlight change started with “remove front tires, and grill/bumper assembly”.

What the holy hell were the engineers thinking?

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**Post date:** [April 28, 2018, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-in-the-office-in-the-mmp/812961/160 "2018-04-28T03:13:59Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> What does it mean, “coasters”?

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbBr2bgAbcM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbBr2bgAbcM)

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