# Back on Track:  NYC Mega-Dopefest --  January 5, 2002

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 21, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057 "2001-09-21T18:15:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/281 "2001-11-29T11:05:44Z")

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Anyone got room, or should I start looking into hotels?

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/282 "2001-11-29T12:06:30Z")

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I asked **manny** about hotels in the area, he’s checking into it.

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/283 "2001-11-29T13:34:02Z")

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Sorry to ruin your fun yet again, **iampunha** , but sign-in is, in fact, two words hyphenated. There is a difference.

😃

And **MrCynical** , I have stated as often as I could that I have lots of available crash space, and though we are not right in the city, we are only 40-50 minutes north and I plan on spending the entire weekend Doping.

If anyone is desperate for a place to sleep, e-mail me.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/284 "2001-11-29T14:51:12Z")

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I knew there was a reason I bought those purple fake suede heels a few years ago. Long have they rested in my bedroom, awaiting the day when they might join me, a miniskirt, many Hot Doper Babes and a plethora of yummy kilted men.

Friday night activity? Let’s all go get tattooed 😉

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/285 "2001-11-29T16:56:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rosebud \*  
> \*\*I knew there was a reason I bought those purple fake suede heels a few years ago. Long have they rested in my bedroom, awaiting the day when they might join me, a miniskirt, many Hot Doper Babes and a plethora of yummy kilted men.
> 
> Friday night activity? Let’s all go get tattooed 😉 \*\*

a) Did you get them at either Pic N’ Pay or Payless? Because if you did and they’re the same as mine, I’m going to laugh my ass off.

b) Believe it or not, I will be more than happy to get a tattoo on Friday night if someone else will pay for it. 😃

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/286 "2001-11-29T17:20:33Z")

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a) Nope! Caldor! Which amounts to about the same thing as Pay-Less, where I bought pretty much every other pair of shoes I own 😃

b) I’m actually planning my second tattoo… that Friday night would be as good a time as any 😉

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/287 "2001-11-29T17:23:21Z")

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I see a trend beginning …

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/288 "2001-11-29T17:33:01Z")

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All righty then. . .

So far I’m going out in January in a mini, dancing topless on a bar, having my poo-poo patted and getting a tattoo.

It’s apparent that I’d rather do anything besides cleaning my apartment.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/289 "2001-11-29T17:41:16Z")

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Oh man. This is tempting. _Very_ tempting. Even MrC’s going.

Would anyone put up this L.A. gal? I’ll cook for you.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/290 "2001-11-29T18:36:54Z")

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How can it be that I’ve made plans to attend this yet failed to notice this thread altogether?

Yo yo yo, **lno** ’s alter ego Herbal T will be in the hiz-ZOUSE in NYC January 4th to 6th. Herbal T raps about the hardships of growing up white in the mean streetz o’ suburban Minnesota. You get inna my face, and I’ll have to tell you to STEP OFF, BITCH, ‘cause you don’t wanna get _VERBAL_ wit’ da _HERBAL_.

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/291 "2001-11-29T19:09:48Z")

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**Ino** that was just plain funny.

**JavaMaven1** , if you are coming all the way here from L.A. and are that desperate, e-mail me.

**Biggirl** , that was _damn_ funny, girl.

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/292 "2001-11-29T19:18:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> \*\*Good news! I have it on very good authority that **Miss Creant** will indeed be able to make it after all. Even better, she’ll be rooming with yours truly.
> 
> Oh man, life is good. 😃 \*\*

Amen! Yes, Cap’n, there is a Santa Claus. Or at least a Chanukah Harry.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/293 "2001-11-29T19:19:49Z")

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No. Herbal-T will be staying in:

**Maeglin’s House of Pain**  
Fine Bourbon Lyrics

If the Monkey doesn’t dance, I whack him in the head with my rapier.

Oh, and other people can stay here, too. I already have, as far as they tell me, **Nen** , **Rasa** , and **MrC**.

If there are any corrections, please let me know. It is my house, after all.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/294 "2001-11-29T19:52:18Z")

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If I’m staying in the same room as **Maeglin** and **lno** , I think I should bring a raincoat.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/295 "2001-11-29T20:10:26Z")

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Yeah, it’s obvious that **Maeg** and I will fuck like monkeys on smack, but we’re not going to jizz over each other ALL the time. Sheesh - give us some credit…

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/296 "2001-11-29T20:58:01Z")

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Gonna have to put me on the “maybe” list.

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/297 "2001-11-29T21:28:29Z")

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> [@](#):
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> but we’re not going to jizz over each other ALL the time

This is quite correct. **lno** swallows.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/298 "2001-11-29T21:40:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Maeglin \*  
> This is quite correct. **lno** swallows.

You’ve demonstrated the technique so well, magister. I can only dream of emulating you.

[sub]jeez- if we’re this bad on the boards, what’ll it be like when we finally have to suffer through each other at a DopeFest?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/299 "2001-11-29T21:40:43Z")

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I guess I might just be able to be free on saturday, and maybe even sunday.

As far as contributing to activities, if anyone’s an anime fan, I know this place on Elizabeth Street with fansubs and toys to die for, as well as import games. Good prices. Better than Image Anime.

If not, anyone up for a game of D&D at any point? Ever hear of Neutral Ground?

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2001, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/300 "2001-11-29T21:50:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*  
> \*\*Gonna have to put me on the “maybe” list. \*\*

Heck no! You have to come down to the Dopefest. What fun would it be otherwise.

For the hotel seekers among us: Last year OpalCat and her family stayed at the Hotel Olcott, 27 West 72nd Street, just up the block from me, 212-877-4200. It’s a sort-of-funky, old hotel, and the rates are $120 per night for a regular room and $140 for a suite.

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