# Back on Track:  NYC Mega-Dopefest --  January 5, 2002

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 21, 2001, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057 "2001-09-21T18:15:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![dalovindj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/65b543/32.png) [@dalovindj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dalovindj)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/121 "2001-10-05T14:22:22Z")

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Well well. Brooklyn and dope. Daddy likes. I gotta figure out a way to work it in. Damn vacation plans. . .

South Beach or Dopefest?  
South Beach or Dopefest?  
South Beach or Dopefest?  
South Beach or Dopefest?  
South Beach or Dopefest?  
South Beach or Dopefest?

ARRRGGGGHHHHHH!!! I can’t decide!

DaLovin’ Dj

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/122 "2001-10-05T18:26:52Z")

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I’m going to officially nominate the Transit Museum as a Saturday daytime activity, possibly beginning with lunch/brunch in Brooklyn, then to the Transit Museum, and finally into Manhattan for debauchery of various sorts.

Don’t be afraid, folks, plenty of actual Brooklynites will be on hand to escort to you to and from these various exotic destinations!

Anyone have any thoughts yet about a location for said debauchery? I personally love the Idiot, and it was plenty large enough for our group, but I am also the first to admit that it is, in fact, a very dirty sort of place to hang out.

The only other suggestion that comes to mind is The Stoned Crow, on Washington Place. They have a large back room, and if we arrived early on a Saturday, we should have no trouble establishing squatters rights. I will note that while it’s not an expensive bar, it’s more than the Idiot (pretty much everything is going to cost more than at the Idiot, though).

How do people feel about restaurant followed by bar (what we did last year) as opposed to finding a single place that is both a restaurant and a bar? On one hand, the change of scenery is sometimes nice … on the other hand, it might be easier to organize if we are only working with one place.

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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/123 "2001-10-06T01:06:36Z")

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I very much like the idea of the Transit Museum, one of the underrated jewels of New York. I’m a bit of a transit nerd so I’d be willing to play docent.

One thing we’ll have to bear in mind, it being January, is to have alternatives in the event of foul weather. One of the virtues of the Transit Museum is that it’s so easily accessible by subway - around the corner from one of the larger transfer stations.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/124 "2001-10-06T20:11:22Z")

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Well, gang, I’m just about to head off on my [sailing adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90343). I won’t have much time on the boards (if at all) for the next month or so, but I’m still looking forward to the Mega-Dopefest in January.

In my absence, my sister and favorite legume, **Green Bean** , will keep the process of getting the Mega-Dopefest organized on track. That way, I can take credit for everything that works out and she’ll take blame for for all of the problems (though in fact, the reality will be exactly the opposite).

See you all in January, if not before.

Bill

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Creant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@Miss\_Creant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Creant)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/125 "2001-10-14T19:41:31Z")

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**FOR SALE: MISS CREANT’S SELF RESPECT**  
As I have no shame, and no money, I will prostitute myself out to any male doper interested in providing me with plane tickets and lodgings for this event. [sub]hint, hint, Uncle Bill![/sub]

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/126 "2001-10-14T20:21:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Miss Creant \*  
> \*\ ***FOR SALE: MISS CREANT’S SELF RESPECT**  
> As I have no shame, and no money, I will prostitute myself out to any male doper interested in providing me with plane tickets and lodgings for this event. [sub]hint, hint, Uncle Bill![/sub] \*\*

You might want to chat up **manhattan** at ChickDope.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/127 "2001-10-14T21:31:07Z")

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**Transit Museum’s** closed for “renovations.” Try us again in 2003.  
– Uke, who was in that neck of the woods on Friday

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/128 "2001-10-14T23:35:08Z")

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**Miss Creant,** if I’m back in the bucks by December, I’ll see what I can do. And I’ll still respect you in the morning. 😉

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/129 "2001-10-14T23:46:14Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Cap’n Crude \*  
> \*\* And I’ll still respect you in the morning. 😉 \*\*

Well, what would be the point then?

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**Author:** ![Rye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e56c9b/32.png) [@Rye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rye)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/130 "2001-10-14T23:55:35Z")

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I wish I could come and meet all you… weird people, but I can’t ☹

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**Author:** ![Cap\_n\_Crude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Cap\_n\_Crude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cap_n_Crude)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/131 "2001-10-15T03:04:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Geobabe \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by Cap’n Crude \*  
> > \*\* And I’ll still respect you in the morning. 😉 \*\*
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> Well, what would be the point then? \*\*

Well, respect can indicate a moderate level of awe, y’know.

Is it January yet?

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/132 "2001-10-24T18:05:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rosebud \*  
> \*\*Ooooooooooh, kilts… \*\*

Did someone say KILTS?

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> _Originally posted by Miss Creant_  
> **FOR SALE: MISS CREANT’S SELF RESPECT  
> As I have no shame, and no money, I will prostitute myself out to any male doper interested in providing me with plane tickets and lodgings for this event. hint, hint, Uncle Bill!**

No need to hit me over the head with a 2 X 4! (Unless I get out of hand). Plane tickets? Lodging? That could be arranged!

And **TruePisces** , maybe now you can quit asking when I’m coming up to see you!

Now it’s off to check my freaky flier point balances and look at airfares from MIA and ORD!

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/133 "2001-10-24T22:02:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by UncleBill \*  
> **And TruePisces, maybe now you can quit asking when I’m coming up to see you!**

So, uh, **Bill** … When are you coming up to see me?

:d&r:

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/134 "2001-10-24T22:20:43Z")

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As much as I _hate_ cold weather, since I’ll be in the Bronx for the holidays I might be able to postpone my southward migration long enough to make it.

Put me down as a definite maybe.

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/135 "2001-10-26T18:29:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TruePisces \*  
> So, uh, **Bill** … When are you coming up to see me?
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> :d&r: \*\*

12:30pm Friday Jan 4, if you are at the AirTran gate at LaGuardia. **UncleBill** is the proud new owner of a roundtrip e-ticket to the NYC Mega-Dopefest.

**Geobabe,** don’t tempt me about wearing a kilt, I’ll do it! I swear I would!

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/136 "2001-10-26T19:00:24Z")

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Make it a mini-kilt and you’ll be a DoperBabe[sup]TM[/sup].  
Now that **Uke** has put a big ole hole in the Brooklyn Arts segment of this MegaFest, are there any other suggestions? Uke? Pixellent? Delphica? Anyone? Hello?

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/137 "2001-10-26T19:06:43Z")

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If I made it a mini-kilt, grown women would faint dead away!

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/138 "2001-10-26T19:07:17Z")

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How would people feel about a Saturday matinee Broadway/off-Broadway show?

If we get a big enough group going, we might even be able to get a special deal on the prices…

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**Author:** ![Pucette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@Pucette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucette)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/139 "2001-10-26T19:09:44Z")

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This includes musicals (stop throwing things!) AND plays, for those who may have freaked out there for a second…

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**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-on-track-nyc-mega-dopefest-january-5-2002/83057/140 "2001-10-26T19:24:46Z")

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That sounds great, **Pucette**. I haven’t been to a show in NY in YEARS!

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