# Back to School in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 31, 2015, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480 "2015-08-31T10:01:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/21 "2015-08-31T19:59:34Z")

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Howdy from da cave! Moanday has been survived. Only three more to go! I’m takin’ Firday off. Dindin shall be magic intartoobz pizza. I already told teh intertoobz what we want and that OYKW would pick it up at four-thirty. Magic pizza!

**Yeller** they should have sent y’all out to milk a cow. 😛

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/22 "2015-08-31T20:27:43Z")

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I watched practice, walked Gordie, and cleaned the kitchen. I have chicken marinating for cheesy Italian chicken thighs.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/23 "2015-08-31T20:28:22Z")

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ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

It has been a very irksome Moanday today. Be glad when it’s over. And it is the End of the Month/Beginning of the fiscal year. Bunch of bullshit. I am not happy at all.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/24 "2015-08-31T20:28:34Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Howdy from da cave! Moanday has been survived.

I looked on the right side at the timestamp/user name of the latest post & just _knew_ the post would start off as it did. :rolleyes:

> [@swampbear](#):
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> Dindin shall be magic intartoobz pizza. I already told teh intertoobz what we want and that OYKW would pick it up at four-thirty. Magic pizza!

I don’t know how you eat so early. Is it magic because it comes with the early bird discount?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/25 "2015-08-31T20:32:45Z")

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> [@Buttercup\_Smith](#):
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> I am not happy at all.

So **Butters** does not look like [this](https://www.google.com/search?q=happy+dwarf+pic&biw=1536&bih=786&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=0CB0QsARqFQoTCIq9u9qU1McCFQkzPgodv4gKSw). 😃

Taller? Thinner? Just a goatee? 😛

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/26 "2015-08-31T20:40:49Z")

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Car has been retrieved - it needed nothing special for its 90K check/inspection, so it’s got fresh oil and rotated tires. The truck will go in November.

\*\*FCD \*\*doesn’t want supper, so we’ll just graze on whatever. But the coughing continues.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/27 "2015-08-31T21:43:21Z")

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Dog has been fed, I boiled up some ravioli for me, \*\*FCD \*\*had some tuna. I’m going to recline and crochet a while, then drug myself and crash.

_ **MWAH!!** _

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/28 "2015-08-31T22:03:02Z")

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Pizza has been ingested. ‘Twas good. OYKW is preparin’ to have a soak in the tub. All is well in da cave.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/29 "2015-09-01T00:06:38Z")

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Irk went well enough that I signed up for voluntary extra time Saturday. I’m guessing some folks are going to call in sick and make a long weekend out of it. I was offered 9:30 to 2:30 so that leaves plenty of time to use my Kennywood season pass again.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/30 "2015-09-01T00:11:01Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> drug myself and crash.

Do not drive while drugged!  
:dubious:

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/31 "2015-09-01T00:12:14Z")

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Chicken and rice is done. Drinking some Highland pale ale. 🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/32 "2015-09-01T00:12:26Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I have chicken marinating for cheesy Italian chicken thighs.

I am sure that we all wish that you could afford something more respectable.  
☹

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/33 "2015-09-01T00:18:53Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I am sure that we all wish that you could afford something more respectable.  
> ☹

I dunno **flytrap** cheesy Eyetalian chikin thighs sounds yummy to me.

We shall now retire to the boudoir to watch teevee and such until sleepy time.

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/34 "2015-09-01T00:52:12Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I am sure that we all wish that you could afford something more respectable.  
> ☹

The Founding Fathers ate chicken and pig, and they beat the largest army on Earth. What’s more respectable than that?:dubious:

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/35 "2015-09-01T01:23:52Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> The Founding Fathers ate chicken and pig, and they beat the largest army on Earth. What’s more respectable than that?:dubious:

Nothing “cheesy”, certainly. I once dated a young woman said to be cheesy, and had to take antibiotics.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/36 "2015-09-01T01:28:26Z")

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I wish **Doggio** was cooking my dinners. Except I prefer white meat to dark.  
I had some cashews and a rice crispy treat for dinner.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/37 "2015-09-01T01:34:57Z")

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> [@Sahirrnee](#):
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> I wish **Doggio** was cooking my dinners. Except I prefer white meat to dark.

I like breasts, too. ;)😃

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/38 "2015-09-01T01:51:47Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> The Founding Fathers ate chicken and pig, and they beat the largest army on Earth. What’s more respectable than that?:dubious:

They also drank hard cider constantly – which is why they _thought_ they could beat the largest army on Earth. Coincidence? I don’t think so.

Which reminds me; we got some Coney Island Hard Root Beer over the weekend. It makes yummy floats.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/39 "2015-09-01T02:04:54Z")

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> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I like breasts, too. ;)😃

May I kill him, Mom?  
Please?  
I promise that I will not kill anyone else tonight.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [September 1, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/40 "2015-09-01T02:37:55Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> We got some Coney Island Hard Root Beer over the weekend. It makes yummy floats.

I had one last weekend; didn’t dilute it with ice cream though.  
I have a friend who likes to make beer floats. He prefers porters but I like mine a little lighter. Iffn I’m drinking something that dark, I usually go with recycled [Quaker State](http://www.quakerstate.com/). 😉

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> I like breasts, too. ;)😃

I’m more of an ass man myself; that’s why I like you & **flytrap**. :dubious:  
The inside windshield of my car was dirty so I cleaned it earlier; this is easier to do if you lower the adjustable steering wheel. Problem is I didn’t reengage the lever lock when I put it back up. Made for a \*reeeeal \*interesting first turn when I went to drive the car later on. :smack:

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