# Back to School in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [August 31, 2015, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480 "2015-08-31T10:01:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/101 "2015-09-02T16:09:35Z")

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> [@Spiderman](#):
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> So you were found not guilty by reason of insanity then? :o
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> You’ll be _fried_ for that! :mad:

“NNothing ventured, nothing grained.” 😃

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/102 "2015-09-02T16:37:50Z")

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Howdy from large and in charge Thomasville, Jawja! Actually T’ville is a right purty little town. I just finished a really good Reuben with a side of also really good coleslaw. Nummy N.O.L.! Now it’s back to irk. Hopefully I shall be able to head back nawth by around twoish.

**doggio and Spidey** not everyone can pilaf a good rice pun. People often risotto questionable punnin’ in these circumstances.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/103 "2015-09-02T17:23:18Z")

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Fingers crossed, **Mooom**!

**nettie** , do you have a clothesline?

Catching up all of the filing crap from month end (the gift that keeps on giving). That should keep me out of the bar for a couple of days. 😃

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/104 "2015-09-02T18:23:33Z")

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How can Nettie day her hair on a clothesline?

Yay **MMMMOOOOOOMMMM** on a new job if’n that is what you want.

Back to the grind stone.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/105 "2015-09-02T19:34:58Z")

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Howdy from da cave! Three down and one to go! Beastloaf, scalloped N.O.T., green beans, and rolls for dindin. Beastloaf is bakin’ as I post and smellin’ nummy.

**red** I too am curious as to how one dries one’s hair with a clothesline. 😛

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/106 "2015-09-02T21:29:27Z")

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- Happy Wednesday!

Been a busy day.

We’ve been having thunder boomers with lot of wind and rain. Had to run to close the windows, the floor got soaked.

Been a busy day.  
With lot more to do.

I knew this would happen - didn’t we all = I’m only surprised it took so long.  
My younger niece is somewhat homeless, she’s floating from home to home. She was staying with the ex (the addict who is the father of the two younger boys - the older boys are staying with their father, sometimes she stays there) and he kicked her out not even letting her get her shoes or anything. She asked my mother if she could keep a few things there so if it happens again she has access to some clothing. Mom said yes and so she and my sister showed up with a car load of stuff.  
Of course mom lets her, then calls and bitches to me. She told the HFH that she knows what they are trying to do and the HFH just grinned. She won’t take care of her daughter but she will dump on mom to do it. Mom told them she is moving and want stuff taken out of her house, not brought in.  
She called me later to tell me she told them what is what. Like it will really make a difference.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/107 "2015-09-02T22:35:56Z")

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We went to Kevin’s for supper because \*\*FCD \*\*lurves their Weds Fried Chickie special. Now we’re home. I’m going to get into my robe and recline till I feel the need to sleep.

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MWAH!!\*\*\*

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/108 "2015-09-02T22:56:40Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> Howdy from da cave! Three down and one to go! Beastloaf, scalloped N.O.T., green beans, and rolls for dindin. Beastloaf is bakin’ as I post and smellin’ nummy.
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> **red** I too am curious as to how one dries one’s hair with a clothesline. 😛

Read, but with poor comprehension. :smack: Now, if she had reallllllly long hair… 😛

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/109 "2015-09-02T23:18:48Z")

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Checking in. I foresee an early night to bed, since I feel yucky.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/110 "2015-09-02T23:43:19Z")

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> [@VunderBob](#):
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> Checking in. I foresee an early night to bed, since I feel yucky.

::goose::  
Did that help?

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/111 "2015-09-03T00:08:46Z")

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Howdy Y’all! We et dindin then went over to the church house for the Evening Prayer and Healing service. I hadn’t done that in a while and was of a mind to and OYKW decided to go as well. Nice service!

**{{{BBBobbio}}}** feel better soonest!

**Sari** at least you’re not there to see the circus. There is that.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/112 "2015-09-03T01:28:08Z")

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After I fed the [Shellies](http://www.cichlid-forum.com/articles/n_multifasciatus.php) baby brine shrimp, I saw four new fry. Almost tadpole like.  
I fed some vinegar eels, a live food smaller than BBS.  
Mommy herded the new babies back into their shell.  
Mommy, Daddy and the elder siblings are scarfing down the vinegar eels.  
Oh, the shame of the world!

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/113 "2015-09-03T02:20:45Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> Read, but with poor comprehension. :smack: Now, if she had reallllllly long hair… 😛

Or a really cheap wig?

> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> After I fed the [Shellies](http://www.cichlid-forum.com/articles/n_multifasciatus.php) baby brine shrimp, I saw four new fry. Almost tadpole like.  
> I fed some vinegar eels, a live food smaller than BBS.  
> Mommy herded the new babies back into their shell.  
> Mommy, Daddy and the elder siblings are scarfing down the vinegar eels.  
> Oh, the shame of the world!

Sounds like the last (insert name of your least favorite political party here) National Convention to me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/114 "2015-09-03T02:45:56Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> As an instrumentation and electronic engineer, I should say “No”.

My apprentice-electrician husband says he did a careful check of it, and thinks it’s OK after all. It runs, and even after a detailed symptom description, he doesn’t think it’s dangerous. I hope he’s right.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/115 "2015-09-03T02:48:39Z")

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Worked, came home. Making some fish for dinner. Off tomorrow.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> **doggio and Spidey** not everyone can pilaf a good rice pun. People often risotto questionable punnin’ in these circumstances.

I guess we arborio you with the puns.

> [@Spiderman](#):
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> You’re gonna watch work? Does the boss know about &/or allow that?

We’re management, we’re supposed to watch the minions work.😛

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**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/116 "2015-09-03T09:37:14Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> ::goose::  
> Did that help?

Now my butt hurts so good. 😉

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/117 "2015-09-03T10:14:35Z")

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Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffeinatin’. _YAWN_ ‘Tis 75 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 90 and sunny for the day. Also it’s my Firday! YAY! ‘Tis also OYKW’s Firday. We are takin’ a four day weekend just cause. We both have use or lose leave time so we’re takin’ every other Firday off until the end of October. We shall have sammiches for dindin tonight and then accomplish mowage of da cave yahd just to get it done.

**doggio** I take rice puns with a grain of salt.

OK, that’s all I got. I need more caffeine and rumbly tummy demands sustenance. Then, alas and alack, irk purtification must commence.

Happy Thursday Y’all!

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/118 "2015-09-03T10:30:02Z")

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Another cough-full night. This nonsense can stop any time as far as I’m concerned. \*\*FCD \*\*is making a 5-day weekend, and I’m letting him sleep in - I’m sure I disturbed his sleep all night. All I ask is 7 or 8 uninterrupted hours - is that too much??? _\<sigh\>_

We don’t appear to have gotten any rain overnight, so I’m dragging the sprinkler to the end of the yard. My azaleas were looking really sad yesterday - very thirsty. So they’ll get a couple of hours of drink this morning. Beyond that, I can’t plan - I’m just too tahred. Sick sucks.

Happy Thursday anyway.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/119 "2015-09-03T11:43:18Z")

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Up and caffeinated, off today. I shall go and watch practice, then vacuum. The new neighbors go to work at 0630. I know this, because Gordie barks me awake every day at that time. Stoopid dog.

> [@swampbear](#):
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> **doggio** I take rice puns with a grain of salt.

I guess we should be pudding an end to the rice puns.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/back-to-school-in-the-mmp/729480/120 "2015-09-03T13:27:31Z")

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I’ve got a job! Drafter IV starting on 22 Sep - tho not sure why they’d start me on a Tuesday. And the pay fell within the range I told the headhunter I wanted, so yay!

I’m almost employed!

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