Here, let me give you a hand.
Yeah, I’m convinced now. :rolleyes:
It was a joke, of course.
Check this out.
Hey! What the fuck? Those files were ripped from a CD? Cuz that’s NOT what you hear when you spin the VYNIL album backwards!
I have the album on vinyl. I played it backwards many years ago out of curiosity. The files on the page sound just like my vinyl did.
I find it interesting that all of the “Paul is Dead” theories flying around, nobody mentioned “Glass Onion” Think about it, if ANY song gives away Paul’s Death, it’s “Glass Onion.”
If you work off the assumption that Walrus is a symbol for death, then listen to the lyric “I told you about the Walrus and me, man. You know that we’re as close as can be man. But here’s another clue for you all, the walrus was Paul.”
A “Glass Onion” could be a glass coffin. “Looking through the bent back tulips to see how the other half live. Looking through the glass onion.”
The other half is obviously the dead half. The tulips are cemetary flowers.
“Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet man…”
In the Paul is dead myth, Lady Madonna provides an excellent clue as to when Paul died. “Wednesday morning papers didn’t come” (Because they were delayed, nobody wanted the public to know Paul had died.)
And nobody mentioned the fact that Paul was wearing a black carnation in Magical Mystery Tour?
This is just an exercise in sillyness. BTW*
[start Mr. Burns] Ma-cart-knee? [/ Mr. Burns]
One of my all-time favorite web sites:
http://users.worldweb.net/~ckbstill/
(P.S.: I have read references to the rumor circulating as early as 1967, but it never went much of anywhere. The first known reference to the rumor in print was from the Daily Illini in August, 1969. But it didn’t go anywhere until it hit Michigan in October.)
As for what does it all mean?
It can’t be a coincidence – there are simply too many clues.
It can’t be a publicity stunt – aside from the great (and obvious) possibility that it would backfire, remember, the clues first appeared in 1967. The rumor didn’t. So why would they continue using a failed publicity stunt on Mystery Tour (late '67), White Album ('68), and Abbey Road ('69).
The only possibility left – it must be true! 
What was? The hidden messages in STH?
Don’t mislead people here with so-called “jokes”, Uniball. This forum is meant for matters of fact, last time I checked. Asking for something to be proved or disproved is one thing, but insisting on something -against all odds and proof to the contrary- until everybody gangs up on you is another. And the “It’s a joke” cop-out is the lamest of all, in that case.
Oh mama. A flamoderator. Sigh.
Look, smartt, I’ve ignored your return because you have (mostly) been following the rules.
But when you string posters out with claim after ridiculous claim and then just say “oh, I was just joking,” you’ve got to expect some heat.
Not just from your fellow posters who spent their valuable time to eradicate the ignorance that you were willfully spreading, but from me.
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