# Bacon Bra! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 5, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010 "2008-04-05T00:52:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/1 "2008-04-05T00:52:50Z")
Bacon Bra! What more do I need to say, other than Link Not Entirely Safe For Work http : / / www. flickr. com/photos/briankusler/23374 30825/ ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/2 "2008-04-05T00:56:37Z")
I love that they’ve already gotten an offer from [edibleunderwear.com](http://edibleunderwear.com). 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/3 "2008-04-05T01:48:13Z")
“It’s bacon, Bacon, BACON! BACON!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/4 "2008-04-05T02:05:04Z")
That’s it, I’m canceling Razorette’s Victoria’s Secret credit card! Does Hormel issue credit cards? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/5 "2008-04-05T02:08:12Z")
I can’t get the link to work. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/6 "2008-04-05T02:30:34Z")
[QUOTE=swampbear] I can’t get the link to work. ☹ [/QUOTE] Take the spaces out of it. I’d like it a lot better if it wasn’t _raw_ bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/7 "2008-04-05T03:32:07Z")
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan] I’d like it a lot better if it wasn’t _raw_ bacon. [/QUOTE] I agree, but cooking bacon is one of those things best not done in the nude. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/8 "2008-04-05T03:46:10Z")
[QUOTE=Typo Knig] I agree, but cooking bacon is one of those things best not done in the nude. 😃 [/QUOTE] Neither is contracting food poisoning. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/9 "2008-04-05T12:48:05Z")
OK, bkusler is a freak and how DARE he do that to a beautiful piece of bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/10 "2008-04-05T13:30:57Z")
Bacon is a good meal. Still, I can’t help but wonder what would be a good dessert… http: // www. [coolphotos.de/bilder2/07/0323\_03511\_happy\_birthday](http://coolphotos.de/bilder2/07/0323_03511_happy_birthday). jpg ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/11 "2008-04-05T17:38:19Z")
Reminds me of the gal in the Planter’s commercial who is irresistable because she dabs her ears, neck, and cleavage with a cashew. I think the aroma of cooked bacon would be more alluring than the raw or the cashews. Maybe some fine ground bacon salt… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2008, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/12 "2008-04-06T02:18:31Z")
If you click through the pictures of the woman wearing the bacon bra, you’ll see a graph in which the guy records the views his site had before and since he posted the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/13 "2008-04-07T03:41:55Z")
Picture **S** - plural?! \ Kew-EL! I’m sorry I didn’t notice that. I was distracted … 😃 **Mama Zappa** suggested a bra with cooked bacon attached like sequins. Less chance of food poisoning. Our anniversary _is_ coming up … ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/14 "2008-04-07T04:58:40Z")
[QUOTE=Typo Knig] http : / / www. flickr. com/photos/briankusler/23374 30825/ [/QUOTE] For the record, one space does just as good a job as the elventy billion you have. See? http: [//www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/](https://www.flickr.com/photos/briankusler/2337430825/) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/15 "2008-04-07T05:23:02Z")
True, but his does require the viewer to demonstrate a real commitment to seeing the picture. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Knig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@Typo\_Knig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Knig)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2008, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/16 "2008-04-07T11:20:47Z")
[QUOTE=Inner Stickler] For the record, one space does just as good a job as the elventy billion you have. [/QUOTE] I’m sorry. I went overboard with the spaces since the mods reminded several people in the last week or two that one space was not enough to break the link for everyone. Something about the “automatically parse links in text”. I should have said something, but I was blinded by bacon wrapped goodness. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/17 "2008-04-09T21:29:35Z")
[QUOTE=Typo Knig] I’m sorry. I went overboard with the spaces since the mods reminded several people in the last week or two that one space was not enough to break the link for everyone. Something about the “automatically parse links in text”. I should have said something, but I was blinded by bacon wrapped goodness. [/QUOTE] Sorry for bumping, but I didn’t see this til now. A link broken with a space will never become clickable, no matter how often it gets quoted. An unparsed link doesn’t have spaces in it. The software has just been told not to make it a hyperlink. When quoted, the quoted portion does indeed become a link. See? [www.google.com](http://www.google.com). www. [google.com](http://google.com) Go ahead and quote the post. The second link will never turn blue until the space is removed. (And then I won’t have to play find the space when I want to see someone’s link and that means I won’t be cranky and snappish at well-meaning posters. I’m sorry for being so snippy.) ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-bra/444010/18 "2008-04-09T23:12:21Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] If you click through the pictures of the woman wearing the bacon bra, you’ll see a graph in which the guy records the views his site had before and since he posted the pictures. [/QUOTE] That’s always fun to do. Look at the [second row](http://www.flickr.com/photos/troymccluresf/page4/) (for now). The sailboats have 3 views. The beach has 68 views, and the flowers & bridge have 61 views. I promoted the flowers (posted them to all the groups I could think of and linked to it), but not the beach or the sailboats. The difference? The beach is tagged “nudebeach.” The north end of Baker Beach is in fact a nude beach, though you can;t see anything in that picture. People look for porn in the weirdest places. [QUOTE=Inner Stickler] [www.google.com](http://www.google.com). www. [google.com](http://google.com) Go ahead and quote the post. [/QUOTE]