# Bacon Coffin!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-coffin/617517>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 1, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-coffin/617517 "2012-04-01T22:48:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2012, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-coffin/617517/1 "2012-04-01T22:48:27Z")

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The makers of Bacon Salt have branched out.  
Introducing: The Bacon Coffin!  
[http://www.king5.com/news/local/Bacon-Coffin-lets-bacon-lovers-die-AND-go-to-Heaven-144915135.html](http://www.king5.com/news/local/Bacon-Coffin-lets-bacon-lovers-die-AND-go-to-Heaven-144915135.html)

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**Author:** ![minionkat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@minionkat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minionkat)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-coffin/617517/2 "2012-04-02T00:25:57Z")

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My mother saw this in the paper\* last week and felt compelled to clip it out for me. The article now resides proudly on the fridge.

What? Your mother doesn’t clip out coffin company information for you?

\*I know, the paper, how quaint.

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**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-coffin/617517/3 "2012-04-02T01:11:39Z")

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I thought the title said “Bacon _Coffee_,” which is one bacon product that doesn’t sound very good.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-coffin/617517/4 "2012-04-02T06:02:46Z")

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dogs will dig you up.

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**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2012, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-coffin/617517/5 "2012-04-02T11:27:01Z")

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> [@johnpost](#):
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> dogs will dig you up.

It does sort of remind me of a great big Beggin’ Strip.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-coffin/617517/6 "2012-04-03T01:42:47Z")

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Aw, I thought it was actually going to be made out of bacon. (Although if might be appropriate for people who eat too much bacon – they’re going to need that coffin pretty soon)