# Bacon Flavored Envelopes

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-flavored-envelopes/517867
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 17, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-flavored-envelopes/517867 "2009-11-17T02:34:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 5
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### Author: ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-flavored-envelopes/517867/1 "2009-11-17T02:34:05Z")

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Send your sweetie a love note [in these bacon-flavored envelopes](http://www.uncrate.com/men/gear/office/mmmvelopes/).

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### Author: ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2009, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-flavored-envelopes/517867/2 "2009-11-17T09:20:56Z")

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Remind me not to use any of those when sending letters to my pen pals in Iran or Israel.

(I don’t want to be accused of tempting them to eat pork!)

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### Author: ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2009, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-flavored-envelopes/517867/3 "2009-11-17T11:52:45Z")

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What is with making everything taste like bacon?

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### Author: ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2009, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-flavored-envelopes/517867/4 "2009-11-17T20:53:54Z")

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First off **madmonk28** ,it’s BACON! Everything tastes better, if it tastes like bacon… unless you’re not allowed to have it for some cultural reason. 🆒

But… I do love that the Baconsalt company has branched out… new flavors of bacon salt are available (and I want them ALL), as are some very fun other things.

This is truly a case of a small guy doing well. I love capitalism!

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [November 17, 2009, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-flavored-envelopes/517867/5 "2009-11-17T20:58:51Z")

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I wonder if the Post Office would mind terribly from now on making stamps that taste like scrambled eggs with Velveeta and pico de gallo.

For the return address stickers, buttered toast.