# Bacon salt, pah! I give you Woven Bacon.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 27, 2008, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826 "2008-12-27T07:13:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MizTina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MizTina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizTina)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/1 "2008-12-27T07:13:14Z")
…with cheese! Let the artery clogging commence. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/2 "2008-12-27T07:15:43Z")
You give us . . . what? I got nothin. I think you forgot the put the letter in the envelope before you put it in the mail. ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/3 "2008-12-27T07:33:34Z")
It’s probably the same thing posted about in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=497259) thread. I only remember because I showed it to my boyfriend and he fell in love. ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/4 "2008-12-27T16:10:06Z")
OMG. I can’t get up and walk now, because my arteries all instantly hardened upon seeing that “delicacy.” Why not serve some up with Mayonnaise right now!? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/5 "2008-12-27T16:18:09Z")
You can’t make bacon out of wolves! ETA: Opps. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![MizTina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MizTina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizTina)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/6 "2008-12-27T20:38:02Z")
> [@Susie\_Derkins](#): > > It’s probably the same thing posted about in [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=497259) thread. I only remember because I showed it to my boyfriend and he fell in love. Whoops, thank you! The bacon fat overdose clogged my brain cylinders and blinded me so badly that I forgot to post the link. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zoot\_Sutra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/51bf81/32.png) [@Zoot\_Sutra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoot_Sutra)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/7 "2008-12-27T22:03:20Z")
But in order to truly appreciate the heart-clanging stupendousness of such a taste treat, make sure you use the perfect topping: [http://www.baconnaise.com](http://www.baconnaise.com) ---
**Author:** ![want2know](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/50afbb/32.png) [@want2know](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/want2know)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/8 "2008-12-27T22:13:35Z")
The other night, Travel Channel’s “Food Paradise” series did a show on deep-fried foods, and found a restaurant in a tiny town in Texas that serves “Chicken-Fried Bacon”–an appetizer consisting of six bacon strips dredged in flour and deep-fried, served with a side of sausage gravy. I love all manner of deep-fried and bacony goodness, but even _I_ thought that was a bit much! ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bacon-salt-pah-i-give-you-woven-bacon/478826/9 "2008-12-27T22:21:59Z")
Ha! That’s nothing! Try [chocolate-covered hog lard!](http://onlyinukraine.blogspot.com/2005/12/chocolate-covered-salo-my-favorite.html)