# Bad, bad, bad ?????? :) (Another less than descriptive thread title by: beck) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 23, 2020, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411 "2020-04-23T06:32:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/1 "2020-04-23T06:32:34Z")
On a dare I am posting this thread. Actually it was a double-dog-dare. What could I do? I have no choice, really. As I like to live on the edge, (yeah, I’m dangerous alright) I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna post all the gory details. I’m gonna tell all the secrets. My post will be like a open door. Air blowing through. Light in the dark corners. Everyone will soon know. There will screeching and fainting. You folks prone to passing out get a pillow around your head, for safety. If you have a baby asleep be prepared to deal with that. This secret is the secretest of secrets. No one could ever know. My lips have been sealed, so to speak. The party who double-dog-dared me certainly hasn’t blabbed. That would be suicidal. Oh, no. I see a problem. This is bad. I can’t really out the other person. It would harm them. I’m just too nice to do that. Yeah, that’s it. I’m too nice. OTOH, I was dared. Hmmmm? What to do? What to do? I guess I’ll have to keep the secret. Dang it! I hate missing out on a dare. Sorry, folks. But, know this: secret things go on behind the scenes. And, Ms.TMI, Beckdawrek is privvy to them. Yep, I know things. Lots and lots of things. Don’t you wish you were me? (Hush! I heard snickering) b. Key-locking her lips I told you so. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/2 "2020-04-23T14:16:02Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > There will screeching and fainting. You told **swampbear** you’re out of TP?:eek:;):dubious:😕 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/3 "2020-04-23T14:42:48Z")
I came in here to see if you knew something about me that I don’t know. Glad to see you don’t / you do but aren’t talking / something else entirely, but I feel cheated. ☹ Or something else entirely. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/4 "2020-04-23T15:40:53Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > You told **swampbear** you’re out of TP?:eek:;):dubious:😕 And he offered you a rabbit? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/5 "2020-04-23T15:46:10Z")
Dangit, Beck, if you tell everyone where I’m finding toilet paper and hand sanitizer, I’m going to be very ticked off. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/6 "2020-04-23T15:54:44Z")
Welllll…she does know something about me. I doubt that is the big secret she’s dangling over every head. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/7 "2020-04-23T18:29:01Z")
Some of you are WAY too clever. Just sayin’ (;)) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/8 "2020-04-23T20:13:49Z")
The bait’s out. Set the hook!! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2020, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/9 "2020-04-23T20:37:12Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > and he offered you a rabbit? :d \ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/10 "2020-04-24T00:47:10Z")
I don’t think Swampbear likes me. He never addresses me in the MMP. It makes me kinda sad ☹ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/11 "2020-04-24T01:35:54Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I don’t think Swampbear likes me. He never addresses me in the MMP. It makes me kinda sad ☹ He likes you. [Sally Field]We like you! We really like you![/Sally Field] 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/12 "2020-04-24T04:53:02Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > On a dare I am posting this thread. > Actually it was a double-dog-dare. What could I do? I have no choice, really. > > I can’t really out the other person. Sounds like Granny Hawkins has learned a few things being locked down with her people for these few weeks. I’ve got _Five_ dogs ( **The Killer Elite** ). What kind of Secret (or not) does that entitle me to? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/13 "2020-04-24T15:34:47Z")
I’ve never seen an escalation to quintuple dog dare so quickly. There’s usually a few -uple dogs in the way. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/14 "2020-04-24T16:40:26Z")
Let me count: Beck-2 ‘other than brilliant’ pocket dogs. (One’s kinda obese) Mid-daughter - 2 ridiculously noisey Chihuahuas Big Wrek - 16 hunting Beagles in the kennel. 2 are preggers. Any stray dog hits the lottery if he turns up here. Yep, I win. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/15 "2020-04-24T17:27:14Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Let me count: > Beck-2 ‘other than brilliant’ pocket dogs. (One’s kinda obese) > Mid-daughter - 2 ridiculously noisey Chihuahuas > Big Wrek - 16 hunting Beagles in the kennel. 2 are preggers. > > Any stray dog hits the lottery if he turns up here. > > Yep, I win. 😃 More like canine Russian roulette if DIL makes any more casseroles! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2020, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/16 "2020-04-24T23:10:13Z")
I planted 40+ tomato plants today. Mr.Wrekker hooked up the electric fence. I had all 4 Grand-wreks front and center and explained how it would bite you if you touched it. I told the boys not to pee on it. (Mid-daughter is not happy Pop-pop taught the boys to pee outside). Before I was finished the 2 babies were crying. Bad Nana. All that taken care of, I’m laying in wait for one of the Chihuahuas to get too close. Yes, it’s gonna happen. :eek: My 2 dogs are never out when I’m in the garden. Or they would be the first ones to touch it. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2020, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-another-less-than-descriptive-thread-title-by-beck/852411/17 "2020-04-25T05:18:52Z")
The _‘Richard Petty Memorial Tomato Grove’_ So much wrong with that, but I’ma gonna post it anyway. Started drinkin’ early today.