# Bad bad bad Beck be funny again **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2024, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586 "2024-03-29T22:38:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/1 "2024-03-29T22:38:45Z")
Ok. After dialysis I needed to get eggs for the grandwrekks. As figured, they would be scarce because if sales on them. We rarely buy eggs cause of my chickens and Son-of-a-wreks birds. All I could find were Egg lands Best You know they are tattooed. EB. In an amazingly fast, one of, quip when the kids ask about it, I said: “It means the Easter Bunny inspected them, personally” Dang, I’m hilarious.😊 Inspired as well. ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/2 "2024-03-29T22:58:36Z")
That’s eggscellent! ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/3 "2024-03-29T22:59:43Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Inspired as well. You are. Among your under-appreciated superpowers is an inspired ability to tell stories, and an inspired ability to name your animals. Jojo was perfect for the adopted stray cat, Bayliss for the adopted stray dog, and Clarence for the possum. I know there are other members of your menagerie including two vicious Siamese, but my memory is failing me again! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/4 "2024-03-29T23:18:27Z")
Aww, shucks. You a good egg, @wolfpup (Ha) Happy Easter. ---
**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/5 "2024-03-29T23:26:26Z")
As Foghorn Leghorn would say, “That’s a yolk!” The Grandwreks must love you to bits. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/6 "2024-03-30T00:43:40Z")
They seem to. I tell them all the time I’m the best thing that ever happened to them. I get roll eyes from the Mom things. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/7 "2024-03-30T02:32:09Z")
Hey! I’m the ad lib queen. But only in Ohio. Don’t be too funny.🤪 ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/8 "2024-03-30T02:41:27Z")
heh at Walmart the 60 egg box we get every month or so has been holding steady at about 7.50 or so we bought two for easter aunt realized we’ll need some for cooking after easter and found out Today that same box is 12.50 a bit of incredulous swearing was had ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/9 "2024-03-30T10:49:50Z")
If you really want to mystify the little ones, tell them the EB on the eggs comes out of the bird that way. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/10 "2024-03-30T16:02:03Z")
@snowthx Actually, Easter eggs come from the Easter Bunny. I’m not sure how they are produced. I don’t think I really want to know. I look forward each year to the Cadbury commercials for the tryouts for the Easter Bunny. So, rest assured, said bunny has lots of help. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/11 "2024-03-30T16:21:49Z")
Well, they know eggs come outta chicken butts(don’t tell me the egg vent isn’t a butt hole, it’s close enough) Explaining the rabbit thing the parents can do, age appropriate, of course. They just want chocolate bunnies anyway. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/12 "2024-03-30T16:29:10Z")
Hollow chocolate bunnies. Some of us have bad teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/13 "2024-03-30T16:35:03Z")
Ahh…now I know what to get to add to Easter baskets…tooth brushes! Thx. They’ll know it’s from Nana ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/14 "2024-03-30T16:48:52Z")
@Beckdawrek There are zillions of flavored, fluoridated toothpastes for kids, too. Maybe they’ll brush more if they don’t have to use the grownup “frisky-mint” crap. ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/15 "2024-03-30T16:58:41Z")
Non flouridated is probably better. I always wondered why if you ingested any, you should call poison control. I love toothpaste flavors. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/16 "2024-03-30T17:08:58Z")
Nope…we have well water…Fluoride is mandatory. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/17 "2024-03-30T17:24:35Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > There are zillions of flavored, fluoridated toothpastes for kids, too … and also for dogs. Though I imagine not with the same flavours! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-be-funny-again/999586/18 "2024-03-30T18:20:34Z")
Yes. Do not brush your teeth with dog toothpaste. Pork breath is offensive. Bayliss likes people toothpaste. I do buy him the no fluoride type. He has sparkly white choppers. I tried to salvage the Chihuahuas teeth but it was a lost war before I started. Most are pulled or lost at this point. Back to the subject, the eggs are boiled and cooling. The **EB** tattoo has mostly faded. All kids are over stimulated and causing a ruckus.