# Bad, bad, bad Beck is in her own bed! (how 2 Siamese cats act happy to see me) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 23, 2020, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127 "2020-03-23T22:13:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/21 "2020-03-24T05:40:56Z")
What great news! I’m sure everyone’s glad to have you home whether they act like it or not! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/22 "2020-03-24T06:03:16Z")
Back to no cell service, Granny? ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/23 "2020-03-24T10:21:54Z")
so glad to hear this, **Beck**! ---
**Author:** ![nonacetone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonacetone/32/2819_2.png) [@nonacetone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nonacetone)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/24 "2020-03-24T12:17:41Z")
I’m glad you’re back home. Your healing will improve exponentially, now. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/25 "2020-03-24T17:19:02Z")
Did you get the you-know-what in the jar of moonshine out of hiding yet? ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/26 "2020-03-24T18:17:14Z")
Not yet. We’re having a family dinner tonight. The unveiling will occur at that time. It looks good. Kinda purple-y and vein-y. There will be gags and wretching. 😃 (I just threw up a little in my mouth) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/27 "2020-03-24T18:19:56Z")
You’re evil I like that! ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/28 "2020-03-24T19:04:54Z")
I want all the deets! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/29 "2020-03-24T19:14:28Z")
In case some of you don’t know what we’re talking about. Before I went to the hospital I got a small veal kidney and put it in a jar of moonshine and 2 drops of red food coloring. The veal kidney was nearly white. It creeped me out to touch it, gah?!?@ :eek: The red coloring worked perfectly. It made it turn dark red and purple. But the whitish veins are prominent. And, there’s this one big artery that’s hanging askew. Ewwwww! I’m gonna have it sitting on the island in the kitchen. There will be running and screaming… ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/30 "2020-03-24T19:16:19Z")
😃 (Damn board won’t accept a post with all caps. This is the obligatory use of lower case.) ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/31 "2020-03-24T19:19:29Z")
Does the jar have a sticker on it that says “Pancho”? 😃 Or, maybe something like [this one](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/10/77/29/10772915b73669e3c12bf929b96f323c--young-frankenstein-halloween-stuff.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2020, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/32 "2020-03-24T19:33:01Z")
> [@VOW](#): > > 😃 > > (Damn board won’t accept a post with all caps. This is the obligatory use of lower case.) > ~VOW THERE IS A WAY. QUOTE MY POST TO SEE HOW OR HIGHLIGHT THE SPACE IN MY POST BELOW. Well, technically not all caps. You have to camouflage at least one lower case letter in a white color tag. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/33 "2020-03-25T00:05:55Z")
I have drawn a skull and crossbones on a black label and stuck it on the lid. The grandwreks noticed it first. I’m waiting on an adult to pay attention to one of the kids. I’m sitting in my seat trying not to giggle. The family is just finishing eating. :eek: Stay tuned… ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/34 "2020-03-25T06:27:48Z")
No! Don’t leave us hanging like tha… ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2020, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127/35 "2020-03-25T21:17:42Z")
Yay! **Becks** is back! And she’s doing evil. > [@cochrane](#): > > I’m glad you passed the cat scan. 😃 Ouch. **Becks** isn’t the only person doing evil. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-in-her-own-bed-how-2-siamese-cats-act-happy-to-see-me/850127.md?page=1)