# Bad, bad, bad Beck is singing and dancing to the same old tune. Or... Back to rehab

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 9, 2022, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683 "2022-07-09T22:09:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/21 "2022-07-10T22:12:36Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> But…but…what about the corndogs?😟

Fear not, I like the corny dogs there.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/22 "2022-07-10T22:24:42Z")

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I like dipping the corndog in honey mustard.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/23 "2022-07-10T22:39:50Z")

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I’ve never had a corndog.

StG

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/24 "2022-07-10T22:44:49Z")

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Probably better you don’t. The are bad for you and highly addictive. I love them with dill mustard slathered on.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/25 "2022-07-10T22:46:57Z")

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Time to change that.  
Wal-Mart has some in the freezer section.  
They’re ok.

But Sonic has that deep fryer.

Not to cast aspirsions on the Sonic Corp. It’s the old oil, that makes them .  
When I was really fetishing the Corndogs. I could tell you when the oil was changed.

It’s kinda like food truck tacos and ballgame hotdogs.  
Not reproducible at home.

IMHO

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/26 "2022-07-10T23:00:50Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> I love them with dill mustard

I’ve never even heard of that and now I want it.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/27 "2022-07-10T23:07:57Z")

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Silver Springs brand Dill Mustard. They have many mustards and horseradish. They’re out of Wisconsin and you can order a case direct.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2022, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/28 "2022-07-10T23:28:48Z")

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Shoot, you can order a 3-, 6-, or 9-pack at a reasonable price. The case option isn’t there. I’m going to order some and bring to a favorite pork vendor to try. It will be fabulous on their sausages.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/29 "2022-07-11T01:09:35Z")

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Sounds good to me.

When you get some, PM the ingredients list so I can see whether I can eat it. Please.❤

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**Author:** ![OldGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3bc359/32.png) [@OldGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldGuy)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/30 "2022-07-11T01:15:48Z")

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Keep your spirits up, Beck. We’re all thinking of you.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/31 "2022-07-11T01:26:55Z")

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TY. You’re a good egg!

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/32 "2022-07-11T01:31:12Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> She’s a force to be reckoned with. And has a big mouth compared to her stature.

So… “Attack Wrekker” or maybe even “Pit Wrekker”?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/33 "2022-07-11T05:17:18Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> Silver Springs brand Dill Mustard.

Almost pissed myself laughing at this.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/34 "2022-07-11T05:32:59Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> Silver Springs brand Dill Mustard.

My son is suggesting that we finish testing the Beaver Honey Mustard before we get another brand to try. Apparently we got it and never opened it. He dug it up and plunked it on my desk.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/35 "2022-07-11T05:34:10Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I hoped I would become ill and not have to take a test on the high frequency characteristics of a transistor. It didn’t work.

But did you pass the test? Inquiring minds want to know if a footlong chili cheese dog enhances memory and other brain functions.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> When I was really fetishing the Corndogs. I could tell you when the oil was changed.

Mighty impressive there, Beck. Now I have an image of you in which you take a bite of corndog, chew, swallow, and say, “That oil was changed on Tuesday. [_another bite_] The hot dog contains pork from a hog raised in [_a quick nibble_] Dump Truck, Missouri, by a red-haired farmer named [_squints meditatively_] Buford P. Cunningham, who is Methodist and plays the ocarina.” 🙂

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/36 "2022-07-11T06:48:04Z")

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I figured you’d like that.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [July 11, 2022, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/37 "2022-07-11T10:44:47Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> But did you pass the test? Inquiring minds want to know if a footlong chili cheese dog enhances memory and other brain functions.

Yes, I did.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/38 "2022-07-12T18:54:56Z")

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UGH!

The stair climber is in my life again  
I told them I moved downstairs at home. Do you think they gave a crap?  
No, they did not.

Hildegarde just said climb aboard, no matter my cromulant objections.  
So…I had no choice but to suffer thru’ it.

Then the leg streching torture device.  
When you go in that room the lights change and and eerie music plays real quietly, and a hooded ogre straps me in. I may have only noticed that only in my head, but hey this story needs help

I’d swear this is the dungeon if I was not so sure the morgue is down there.

I’m starting a letter writing campaign.  
A few harshly worded missives will fix this issue.  
Will you guys send letters for me?

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/39 "2022-07-12T19:02:26Z")

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Flynn needs to be stripped of his pension.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2022, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/40 "2022-07-12T19:03:25Z")

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Huh??

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