# Bad, bad, bad Beck is singing and dancing to the same old tune. Or... Back to rehab **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 9, 2022, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683 "2022-07-09T22:09:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/61 "2022-07-13T01:25:12Z")
Beck is your stair stepper called a Scifit? It had handles and pedals. So arms and legs got a workout. I remember hours on a Scifit rehabbing after knee surgery. It wore me out. PT always wanted _just another couple minutes_. Yikes ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/62 "2022-07-13T01:33:08Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The latest one is : “I don’t speak. So leave me alone” Any chance of changing your ringtone to the chorus from “Leave Me Alone”? That could drive people nuts. ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/63 "2022-07-13T02:40:33Z")
Are Sonic corndogs still on wooden skewers? Beck could build something awesome with a pile of them. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/64 "2022-07-13T03:21:14Z")
Start writing on the walls: “All rehab and no corndogs make Beck go something something!” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/65 "2022-07-13T03:47:55Z")
I tried to save them. It got all gross. You can’t really clean them. But… I bought a bag full of them on Amazon. I’m a hoarder. 🙃 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/66 "2022-07-13T06:12:53Z")
Damn ‘Voice-to-Text’ RSVP ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/67 "2022-07-13T17:28:19Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I tried to save them. It got all gross. You can’t really clean them. > > But… I bought a bag full of them on Amazon. > > I’m a hoarder. 🙃 That’s some creative hoarding, there. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/68 "2022-07-13T19:11:31Z")
I collect toothpicks. Clean ones. Wrapped in the plastic. Beware if you own a cafe. If you have wooden coffee stirrers I’m your thief. (Again clean ones, only) Oh…and I love the wooden ice cream spoons. Hard to find now days. So I bought some. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/69 "2022-07-13T21:58:06Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh…and I love the wooden ice cream spoons. Hard to find now days. So I bought some. Still in wrappers? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/70 "2022-07-13T22:03:25Z")
So…I’m walking the track. I have to do 4 laps. Handle bars on both sides I need only one so I was texting on my phone. Hildegarde came over snatched my phone outta my hand and said speed up. Ok…she gives it to me. I’m on the recumbent bike. I look at my phone she actually texted the person I was texting. She told them I couldn’t talk at the moment. How rude. How ‘getting up in my business’ How…I don’t know what. I’m peeved. Yep. I’ll be telling on her. B. Just trying to survive and keep in touch with family and friends. So they’ll remember me when ‘I don’t what’ freakin’ die! ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/71 "2022-07-13T23:09:57Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh…and I love the wooden ice cream spoons. Hard to find now days. So I bought some. They do add something to the experience. You need to collect a Swedish Juniper Butter Knife. They add a touch of flavor to your buttered biscuit. I’m bad suggesting all these products to you but I’m a bit of a foodie and texture and subtlety of flavor is big with me. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2022, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/72 "2022-07-13T23:12:33Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Ok…she gives it to me. I’m on the recumbent bike. > I look at my phone she actually texted the person I was texting. She told them I couldn’t talk at the moment. > > How rude. > How ‘getting up in my business’ > How…I don’t know what. > > I’m peeved. Yep. I’ll be telling on her. In one way that’s hilarious; after all, you should be paying attention to Hildegarde. But yeah, it’s also frustrating as hell. My PT’s name is Karen. Soooo fitting. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/73 "2022-07-14T04:16:04Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I look at my phone she actually texted the person I was texting And then she sent me nudes! ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/74 "2022-07-14T04:32:23Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Oh…and I love the wooden ice cream spoons. Hard to find now days. So I bought some. At a potluck I was bringing cheesecake bites from CostCo and managed to find 4-inch birch sporks on Amazon to put out with them. They’re not wrapped but I got a hundred I could send you if you need them. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/75 "2022-07-14T04:36:24Z")
Nothing less than 9+ inch birch sporks will do for Beckywreck. She’s a Spork-Queen. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/76 "2022-07-14T04:40:30Z")
Yeah, bud, I prefer to hear that from her own lips – er, fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/77 "2022-07-14T04:45:15Z")
Just between you and me, she’s _REALLY_ into Bamboo ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/78 "2022-07-14T05:13:08Z")
How’s that fire doing? You know the one Named "Becky something or another? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/79 "2022-07-14T05:16:16Z")
Becky Peak. Like you, not contained yet. And Hot. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2022, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683/80 "2022-07-14T13:53:19Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > Nothing less than 9+ inch birch sporks will do for Beckywreck. She’s a Spork-Queen. Every time I read the word “spork”, the voices inside my brain switch to Swedish Chef mode. Spork! Spork! Spork! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-beck-is-singing-and-dancing-to-the-same-old-tune-or-back-to-rehab/967683.md?page=5)