# Bad, bad, bad Comatose mistaken ideas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984 "2022-06-10T17:36:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/181 "2022-06-21T04:43:44Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > A gift basket. From a funeral home. Given to a very-much-alive hospital patient. LOL. šŸ˜± šŸ¤Ŗ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/182 "2022-06-21T12:59:38Z")
@gatopescado -Yeah? Iā€™m gonna post something personal about you. Why are so irritating?šŸ¤­ Yes!I know stuff @Wolfpup -apparently the doctors were discussing sending me to St. Louis, to some kinda place like that. My comfort and communication difficulty were the deciding factor. Anywhoo, my seizures are definitely tied to my glucose levels. Neurologist PA told me ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/183 "2022-06-21T13:06:30Z")
The PA promised me they would figure this out. Be patient and try to not have any more accidents. Easy to say. Hard to do. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/184 "2022-06-21T13:29:02Z")
Hey, Beck, nice to see you up and about. Sorry about talking about you in the third person up there in the previous post, but after reading about you getting ketamine I thought you might still be knocked out. If these seizures keep happening please consider what I wrote. There are special centers of expertise for these things. You need to be your own patient advocate. Take care, and much love. ā¤ ---
**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/185 "2022-06-21T13:35:20Z")
Iā€™ve had 2 surgeries at the UA Med Center. I Also go to their outpatient clinics. Excellent doctors It is a public hospital. Most people say get the surgery at the Med Center and go to Baptist Medical or St Vincent post op recovery. Thatā€™s what I did ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/186 "2022-06-21T13:37:08Z")
Thank you I donā€™t mind you speaking about me. They woke me up slowly yesterday. It was just plain awful. I would be aware of stuff, next minute I was Coo-coo for Cocoa puffs. I will discuss the neurologist and the reason heā€™s keeping here, with my family ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/187 "2022-06-21T16:28:24Z")
Itā€™s a relief to see youā€™re able to post. I think weā€™re all quite worried about you. Morgyn Member of the Bekdawrek fan club ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/188 "2022-06-21T16:35:55Z")
Post away, Dear Heart! I speak fluent typo! You have the entire SDMB in bed with you. Although crowded, youā€™ll never be alone! (Nurse! Can we get another pillow here? Gato keeps hogging them, and I have suspicions that heā€™s EATING them!) ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/189 "2022-06-21T16:44:39Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Itā€™s a relief to see youā€™re able to post. Indeed. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/190 "2022-06-21T17:23:40Z")
> [@thorny\_locust](#): > > Thanks for telling us, Gato. This. Oh, Becks, we are sending you strength and love. Glad you are up and around. Yes, I know that feeling of being there and suddenly not. Itā€™s not fun. Therefore, being locked to your bed is actually a good idea, even if it is also a sucky one. Again, sending you strength and love. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/191 "2022-06-23T19:30:52Z")
Sheā€™s heading home tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/192 "2022-06-23T19:38:13Z")
Donā€™t jinx it!šŸ™ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/193 "2022-06-23T19:41:51Z")
Youā€™ll probably stay the weekend just to spite me! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/194 "2022-06-23T19:46:08Z")
Good news! Good luck! Since this isnā€™t theater (well, it is a kind of theater of the absurd), I wonā€™t say 'Break a leg", because you might. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/195 "2022-06-23T21:07:58Z")
The PA says ā€œno more accidents or Iā€™m ordering you to a padded room.ā€ My Daddy always said, about me: ā€œgive her a steel ball sheā€™ll break it and hurt herselfā€ Heā€™s the one who named me ā€˜beckdawrekā€™ I promise Iā€™m going home, Fishface ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/196 "2022-06-23T21:11:19Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The PA says ā€œno more accidents or Iā€™m ordering you to a padded room.ā€ Iā€™m putting the finishing touches on your bubble-wrap wardrobe, Beck. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/197 "2022-06-23T21:20:09Z")
Thatā€™ll help, Iā€™m sure. šŸ¤Ŗ ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/198 "2022-06-23T21:21:47Z")
What do you think? [![](https://pics.me.me/thumb_holy-shit-they-have-had-to-start-wrapping-that-bitch-54260683.png) ](https://pics.me.me/thumb_holy-shit-they-have-had-to-start-wrapping-that-bitch-54260683.png) ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/199 "2022-06-23T21:36:01Z")
What about the big safety helmet? Nice dress, @kenobi_65 ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/200 "2022-06-23T21:38:55Z")
It looks kinda hot. As in, overly warm. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984.md?page=11)