# Bad, bad, bad Comatose mistaken ideas **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984 "2022-06-10T17:36:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/41 "2022-06-10T22:32:30Z")
Bandaids! Brilliant! šŸ©¹šŸ©¹šŸ©¹ ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/42 "2022-06-10T23:08:06Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I did get Jojo healed the last time I was in the hospital. So both is entirely fair. Iā€™m sure JoJo is grateful. Maybe a nurse has an ailing kitty you can cure to hasten your escape. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/43 "2022-06-11T00:03:31Z")
You reminded me of the Here Kitty episode of House. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/44 "2022-06-11T00:11:38Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > I hope thatā€™s not anything like ā€œsleep with the fishes.ā€ No complaints to dateā€¦ > [@Beckdawrek](#): > > The Liā€™l wrekker says I was being seriously combative and out of control. But sheā€™s very judgemental. You threw a hard dinner roll at a nurse, fer Christā€™s sake! The girl has a point! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/45 "2022-06-11T00:35:44Z")
I had scans this morning, on my head and face. They sent them to Austin. The plastic surgeon who fixed my face after I had a bad car vs deer wreck is gonna look at them. They said I didnā€™t have a head injury.i was very scared of that. Last time was scary. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/46 "2022-06-11T00:38:25Z")
You so funny, Mister Fishy-feet. Hey show us them FeetsšŸ‘£ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/47 "2022-06-11T00:40:22Z")
Number 16, btw ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/48 "2022-06-11T01:47:00Z")
Oh, my. Hereā€™s hoping that your next excitement is bigfoot related. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/49 "2022-06-11T01:50:36Z")
Yeah, Baby. Itā€™s prime hunting time right now. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/50 "2022-06-11T04:06:22Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > They sent them to Austin. Stone Cold Steve Austin? Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man? Austin Powers? šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/51 "2022-06-11T04:48:40Z")
Yikes! Didnā€™t read the whole thread, so maybe youā€™ve addressed this, but how long did they put you under? ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/52 "2022-06-11T04:49:30Z")
Was he OK? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/53 "2022-06-11T06:31:16Z")
Iā€™ll have to get back to you on that. I havenā€™t even thought to ask. ---
**Author:** ![AzFavorite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@AzFavorite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AzFavorite)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/54 "2022-06-11T08:59:29Z")
Fellow Doper i can truly relate. last summer i walked into ER thinking man my side hurts and woke up 4 weeks later, tied down wearing mittens. Amongst my more corful hallucinations i kept telling the Nurses there is a blue fish in the ceiling vent get it out. im new here but just wanted to say feel better soon. And the blue fish will be fine. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/55 "2022-06-11T16:02:53Z")
Welcome to the insane asylum (the DopešŸ¤­) During my induced coma, medical folks would come in the room for various things. They look at your bracelet and read your name aloud and ask you if thatā€™s you. I never said yes. I think I said it aloud but I canā€™t be sure, ā€œNo my name is Cherryā€ Donā€™t ask cause thereā€™s no answer to the reason that during a coma, Iā€™m ā€˜Cherryā€™ not @beckdawrek Blue fish, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/56 "2022-06-11T16:05:01Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Donā€™t ask cause thereā€™s no answer to the reason that during a coma, Iā€™m ā€˜Cherryā€™ not @beckdawrek Maybe this song was your coma-earworm. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/egZPeAyIOd4/maxresdefault.jpg "Cherry, Cherry") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egZPeAyIOd4) ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/57 "2022-06-11T16:25:00Z")
Becks, not Band-aids, do you know how much hospitals charge for those little suckers? Perhaps it is time for another sign. ā€œSend flavorful food.ā€ You keep up the healing, sweetie. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/58 "2022-06-11T17:04:06Z")
I have my own bandaids. Itā€™s those little tiny ones. No one ever uses them. At. All. Latest sign ā€œI want **TACOS** ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/59 "2022-06-11T17:05:54Z")
Ok, Iā€™m making another sign. ā€œ **or corndogs** ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2022, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/60 "2022-06-11T17:07:43Z")
Iā€™m getting kinda famous around here about signs. Seems Iā€™m a tourist attraction.šŸ˜³ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984.md?page=4)