# Bad, bad, bad Comatose mistaken ideas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984 "2022-06-10T17:36:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/101 "2022-06-13T22:27:29Z")

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I was including sets of toes also.

And I’m rarely someone to take literally.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/102 "2022-06-13T22:36:00Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> Whoa, that’s a lot of digits! I’m feeling decidedly under-fingered. I bet you play a mean piano!

Boo might have just revealed that she’s a Hindu god or something. 😃

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/103 "2022-06-13T22:37:23Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Boo might have just revealed that she’s a Hindu god or something

I’m more of the flying pasta persuasion. 🍝

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/104 "2022-06-13T22:37:49Z")

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> I’m more of the flying pasta persuasion.

So, crossing your noodly appendages? 😃

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/105 "2022-06-13T22:58:13Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> The Lil Wrekker kissed my cheek everytime she came and went. And held my hand. I was trying to do Helen Keller signing in her hand. She said my hand and fingers moved but she never thought I might be signing

Now if somebody who’s not supposed to be aware moves their fingers in my hand I’ll think of that.

It’s just barely possible that someone in the future will have you to thank, Beck. (Tell your nurses, or ask Lil Wrekker to? Maybe it’ll increase the chances.)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2022, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/106 "2022-06-13T23:10:16Z")

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I will.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/107 "2022-06-14T00:09:02Z")

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@nelliebly,  
I’m not sure. I’m quickly becoming unable to care for myself.

I don’t know the next steps.  
The rehab place is promising me the moon. The doctors here are not so optimistic.

We’ll see.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/108 "2022-06-14T00:55:32Z")

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My money’s on you, kid. ❤

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/109 "2022-06-14T00:57:26Z")

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> [@kenobi\_65](#):
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> Boo might have just revealed that she’s a Hindu god or something. 😃

I’ve always suspected she was a divinity of some kind.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/110 "2022-06-14T01:33:05Z")

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Me three. She appeared as an aparition. And just took over the nice.  
I’m so jealous.  
😇

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2022, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/111 "2022-06-14T22:49:13Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> a divinity of some kind

Does that make @BippityBoppityBoo and Angel-haired pasta? 👼

Keep fighting @Beckdawrek. I expect great things.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/112 "2022-06-15T01:52:43Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> Does that make @BippityBoppityBoo and Angel-haired pasta? 👼

Ha! Well, the angel part is definitely true.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/113 "2022-06-15T02:55:16Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> Ha! Well, the angel part is definitely true.

Awww……☺

My favorite long pasta is bucatini……followed closely by ….you guessed it, angel hair.

> **[Bucatini Is the Best Long Pasta There Ever Was or Will Be](https://www.bonappetit.com/story/bucatini-best-long-pasta)**
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> These noodles fill with sauce. Enough said.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/114 "2022-06-15T23:21:44Z")

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Yay!🥳  
Moved to Rehab center. So so happy!!

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/115 "2022-06-15T23:24:04Z")

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Is their food good?🥗🥞

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2022, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/116 "2022-06-15T23:50:44Z")

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Congratulations, Beck!

Have they given you any idea of how long you’ll be in the rehab center? Or, is that still TBD?

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/117 "2022-06-16T00:41:48Z")

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Finestkind of news!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/118 "2022-06-16T00:58:18Z")

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Yes, yes it is. They forgot me tonight. But an aide went and got me plate.  
Pork Chops and various other things. Loved it.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/119 "2022-06-16T01:00:17Z")

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They never say how long. The rehab peeps came and talked to me. They seemed optimistic about my legs.  
I’m looking forward to tortune time. It’s turning into a fetish. Oh my god. Did I just type that?😱

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/120 "2022-06-16T01:04:30Z")

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I blame auto-fill in. Yeah. That’s it.

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