# Bad, bad, bad Comatose mistaken ideas

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984 "2022-06-10T17:36:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/141 "2022-06-17T01:27:31Z")

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> [@carnut](#):
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> Maybe you should just adopt a PT instead of another cat. -

PTs are highly resistant to being trained to use a litter box.

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**Author:** ![aceplace57](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aceplace57/32/3500_2.png) [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/142 "2022-06-17T02:42:31Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> I hate to say it, **Beck** , but it might be time to move down to the first floor of the house. Stair are probably not your friend now.
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> StG

It would be a good idea to avoid stairs. Gravity and seizures is a bad mix. Gravity wins every time.

I occasionally get dizzy if I stand up too quickly. Inner ear problems. Haven’t blacked out yet but its scary. I’m making myself slow down. Staying off ladders and roofs.

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**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/143 "2022-06-17T11:38:49Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Don’t know if they still have live victims for practices.

Middle son and fiance are both newish PTs. Apparently, they mostly practiced on their classmates.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/144 "2022-06-17T18:55:35Z")

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Well so far the PTs are consistent. I walked the track while they sat there playing on their phones.  
I got on the wavy floor thingy to work on balance. I did that good. Then I peddled the recumbent cycle.  
It felt easier today.

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**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/145 "2022-06-17T19:38:24Z")

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There’s Beck, back on the comeback trail again. I half expect to hear a report from a team trainer saying when they expect you back in uniform. Not an easy lady to sideline for long, that one.

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/146 "2022-06-17T23:45:31Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> PTs are highly resistant to being trained to use a litter box.

OMG, that’s right. I forgot. Mea culpa.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/147 "2022-06-18T04:08:48Z")

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I’ve had a good day.  
My legs are sore. That tells me the rehab is doing its job.  
My glucose is behaving.

The Li’l wrekker spent a bunch of time here.  
My dialysis went well this afternoon. No cramps. Just went easily and quick.  
The food was good and edible.

I feel happy tonight.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/148 "2022-06-18T04:26:47Z")

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That is all good news, Beck!

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/149 "2022-06-18T14:07:43Z")

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That is wonderful!

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**Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/150 "2022-06-18T19:49:11Z")

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Looking good!

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/151 "2022-06-18T22:46:54Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I’ve had a good day.

Great to hear. Keep it up. And please ask your family to move you downstairs so you can live on a single level. Yes, it will take adjustment, but it is time to stop taking risks with staircases, okay?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/152 "2022-06-19T22:59:15Z")

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@carnut , we are doing that.  
I worry about Bayliss. He loves my closet. He may have to come out of the closet​:nerd\_face:🤓.  
The down stairs guest room is also my haunted room. It’s the original log cabin we built around. The Siamese tell me all about the haunted room. They are the only mammals you go in there with no fear. I told Mid-daughter to sage the rooms.  
Eh, what can go wrong?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/153 "2022-06-19T23:08:19Z")

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BTW, I’m having some pre-seizure symptoms.  
The neurologist has ok’d 2 injections to forestall it.

I’m kinda high. My posting may get weirdy. No one be alarmed if I sound goofy. Just flag me.  
I’m trying to stay off my phone and tablet.  
Someone told me “go to sleep”

I’m sorry I just hadda answer that.  
What @carnut asked.  
I’m not gonna tell secrets, I swear.

Someone shut me up. Please.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/154 "2022-06-19T23:21:20Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Someone shut me up. Please.

Shaddup. No, don’t. We like what you have to say. Always.

Glad you are moving downstairs, but bummed to hear it is the haunted room. Good for burning sage. Mind you, I don’t believe in haunts, etc., but burning sage leaves a lovely scent and it certainly shouldn’t harm anything. I love sage…

Poor Bayliss. I hope he can cope with the change.

I’m glad to hear they are watching you closely for seizures. Perhaps you should try coloring for a bit, it’s restful.

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/155 "2022-06-19T23:24:28Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> My posting may get weirdy. No one be alarmed if I sound goofy. Just flag me.

Will we notice the difference? 😉

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/156 "2022-06-19T23:36:26Z")

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Ha ha!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/157 "2022-06-19T23:38:39Z")

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Hey my ankles are in restraints.  
I may have to call someone able this.

What’s the number.

Oh yeah 911

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/158 "2022-06-19T23:45:02Z")

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Not really. Really. I don’t need that commotion.  
But I wanna go outside and see the cats

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/159 "2022-06-19T23:56:11Z")

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Am I typing 🥴

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**Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bad-bad-bad-comatose-mistaken-ideas/965984/160 "2022-06-19T23:59:16Z")

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You stay right where you are, missy. If you get whacky enough, the cats will come see _you_. I’m glad your family is making the change. Bayliss may be a tad confused for a day or two, but he wants to be with you much more than he wants to be in a certain room.

And I think you’ll only attract friendly ghosts, just as you only attract friendly critters.

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