Take a bushel basket, fill it a quarter full, and you will have a peck of dicts.
Peter Piper picked a Peck …
Nope.
I ain’t going there.
Well, it beats Pecked a Prick . . .
Maybe you haven’t been looking in the right place for your friend’s contribution to literacy.
I bet his work was found in a little pocket "Peck"tionary!
~VOW